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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18676: Aug 21, 2020 12:35:41 pm
      Can an island be gay? 🤷‍♂️


      No racist remarks now as I'll report you both to admin. Not my fault I won't come out of the closet  :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18677: Aug 21, 2020 12:40:12 pm
      No racist remarks now as I'll report you both to admin. Not my fault I won't come out of the closet  :lmao: :lmao:

      Gay Islands Matter .
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18678: Aug 21, 2020 01:36:22 pm

      respect the islands personal choice man!!! Stop using your human privilege!! ;-)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18679: Aug 21, 2020 03:55:37 pm
      respect the islands personal choice man!!! Stop using your human privilege!! ;-)

      Heimdall am I allowed to ask you your age, name, where you live, what you do, hobbies. Basically your profile. Obviously fully understand if you rather not. I'm being inquisitive, some would say nosey  b***ard :couch:  ;D

      Apologies in advanced if I've stepped offer the mark.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18680: Aug 21, 2020 03:56:52 pm
      The assault by Maguire on the Greek bizzie has been reviewed on CCTV and the Mancs have been awarded a penalty.
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      Reply #18681: Aug 21, 2020 04:10:54 pm
      Heimdall am I allowed to ask you your age, name, where you live, what you do, hobbies. Basically your profile. Obviously fully understand if you rather not. I'm being inquisitive, some would say nosey  b***ard :couch:  ;D

      Apologies in advanced if I've stepped offer the mark.

      This isnt a dating website Keith

      You can slip into Heimy DMs if you like
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18682: Aug 21, 2020 04:22:32 pm
      This isnt a dating website Keith

      You can slip into Heimy DMs if you like

      Never heard of it, you must be a member then  ;D No I just think it's nice to get a idea of the type of person your talking to really.
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      Reply #18683: Aug 21, 2020 04:27:10 pm
      Never heard of it, you must be a member then  ;D No I just think it's nice to get a idea of the type of person your talking to really.

       :jackoff:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18684: Aug 21, 2020 04:40:36 pm

      What yer like  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: You better tell me about you then  :f_whistle:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18685: Aug 21, 2020 06:00:29 pm
      Heimdall am I allowed to ask you your age, name, where you live, what you do, hobbies. Basically your profile. Obviously fully understand if you rather not. I'm being inquisitive, some would say nosey  b***ard :couch:  ;D



      Moo Moo Land .  Where the Concrete Cows live.

      Local teams play at the Moo Camp.


      Mad Cow Metropolis ?
      heimdall
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18686: Aug 21, 2020 08:46:35 pm
      Moo Moo Land .  Where the Concrete Cows live.

      Local teams play at the Moo Camp.


      Mad Cow Metropolis ?

      Concrete cow is close 🐄. As for my age I'll let people guess 😉
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18687: Aug 21, 2020 09:54:50 pm
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?

      Nah he’s been arrested for impersonating a centre half

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18688: Aug 21, 2020 10:36:29 pm
      Concrete cow is close 🐄. As for my age I'll let people guess 😉

      So no profile on you then.  ;D
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      Reply #18689: Aug 22, 2020 08:15:50 am
      Concrete cow is close 🐄. As for my age I'll let people guess 😉

      12?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18690: Aug 22, 2020 11:51:44 am
      Harry Maguire has been spoken to by the Greek Police following an altercation on Mykonos the gay island.

      Is it all "coming out"now ?

      Was asked to turn around by Greek police and it took him about half an hour!!
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      Reply #18691: Aug 22, 2020 12:10:25 pm
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      Reply #18692: Aug 22, 2020 12:31:50 pm
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      Reply #18693: Aug 22, 2020 01:07:34 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18695: Aug 25, 2020 04:30:15 pm
      Not one, but two coppers giving evidence against him.  Going to need some big brown envelopes to sort this one out.

      Harry Maguire: Police allege Manchester United captain tried to bribe them
      Manchester United captain Harry Maguire asked police who had arrested him on the Greek island of Mykonos "Do you know who I am?" and offered to give them money, his trial has heard.

      The England defender, 27, was one of three people arrested on Thursday after an alleged altercation with police.

      The others are Maguire's brother Joe, 28, and friend Christopher Sharman, 29.

      All three are accused of repeated bodily harm and violence against public employees.

      Harry and Joe Maguire are also accused of attempted bribery, while Harry Maguire and Christopher Sharman are accused of insult.

      All three men deny all the charges.

      Harry Maguire, who was on Tuesday named in Gareth Southgate's latest England squad, is not in attendance at the trial in Syros, but his father, Alan, is.

      He is being represented by Alexis Anagnostakis, one of Greece's top human rights lawyers, who asked for a postponement but that was rejected by the judge.

      Anagnostakis told the court the events stemmed from Maguire's sister Daisy being injected by a substance by a group of Albanians and she immediately fainted.

      The defendants called for transport and asked to be driven to a hospital, but were instead taken to a police station.

      The prosecution alleges Maguire, his brother and friend then physically and verbally attacked police officers.

      One policeman alleged that while at the police station, Maguire said: "Do you know who I am? I am the captain of Manchester United, I am very rich, I can give you money, I can pay you, please let us go."

      His colleague added that Maguire had said to him: "Please, let me go, I am very rich, I can pay, I am the leader of Manchester United."

      The trial continues.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18696: Aug 25, 2020 04:39:35 pm
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      Reply #18697: Aug 25, 2020 05:26:37 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18698: Aug 25, 2020 05:37:04 pm
      Hang the Roma four Mykonos one  ;D

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