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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Reply #18952: Nov 05, 2020 02:23:38 pm
      Your squad is still f**king sh*te though

      Certainly is at the back but upfront with the right manager will tear you fuckers apart once Poch sorts out his defence.  :lmao:
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      Reply #18953: Nov 05, 2020 02:24:37 pm
      You will go from 15th to 10th! Fuming!  :lmao:

      The way the TV channels have been flirting with him in the studios and rubbing him in Oles face is a bit disrespectful I think, I was almost cringing when he was on the other day... I don’t like Ole, and he’s sh*te, but F***ing hell, have some respect!

      Ole will lose against Everton and Poch will be in charge by the international break... but Ole will probably go and win handsomely against Everton now and give himself another few weeks  :lmao:
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      Reply #18954: Nov 05, 2020 02:28:08 pm
      You will go from 15th to 10th! Fuming!  :lmao:

      The way the TV channels have been flirting with him in the studios and rubbing him in Oles face is a bit disrespectful I think, I was almost cringing when he was on the other day... I don’t like Ole, and he’s sh*te, but f**king hell, have some respect!



      Standard though with social media isn't it, they don't know any other way.
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      Reply #18955: Nov 05, 2020 02:32:49 pm
      Standard though with social media isn't it, they don't know any other way.
      It was more the presenters and other guests, even Carragher, it’s the sort of reaction you’d get out of me if I was 13 years old and Scarlett Johanseen was sitting there fully naked... full on cringe fest.
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      Reply #18956: Nov 05, 2020 02:42:45 pm
      Certainly is at the back but upfront with the right manager will tear you fuckers apart once Poch sorts out his defence.  :lmao:

      Okay up front

      Midfield and defence f**king dog and duck

      Not concerned about your lot whatsoever no matter who the gaffer is
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      Reply #18957: Nov 05, 2020 02:48:42 pm
      Okay up front

      Midfield and defence f**king dog and duck

      Not concerned about your lot whatsoever no matter who the gaffer is

      And so you shouldn't be this year.  ;)
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      Reply #18958: Nov 05, 2020 02:51:03 pm
      And so you shouldn't be this year.  ;)

      Or the next 5

      You're kidding yourself Keith if you think you're a change of management away from being back

      How many since fergie? 4 or 5?
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      Reply #18959: Nov 05, 2020 03:00:16 pm
      Or the next 5

      You're kidding yourself Keith if you think you're a change of management away from being back

      How many since fergie? 4 or 5?

      Listen mate  we have to live in hope. Took you 30 years so we can never say never.   ;D
      You know from day 1 I've never been a Ole fan and obviously your no mug you can see why.

        I have to think positive otherwise there's no hope. What I think most of us know as fans no matter who we support Poch is a improvement on Ole, at this stage that will do for me.
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      Reply #18960: Nov 05, 2020 03:04:07 pm
      It will take Poccy at least 3 seasons to sort out that United team.

      First he will want the lazy, average, and older players out which is at least half of the squad and Pogba in particular.

      Then he will want more control over transfers and will want Woodward out.

      Then he will need to build a team to his style.

      Best of luck with all that!
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      Reply #18961: Nov 05, 2020 03:05:42 pm
      Also to add Poc has never won anything in his managerial career with any club... ever.
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      Reply #18962: Nov 05, 2020 03:11:29 pm
      It will take Poccy at least 3 seasons to sort out that United team.

      First he will want the lazy, average, and older players out which is at least half of the squad and Pogba in particular.

      Then he will want more control over transfers and will want Woodward out.

      Then he will need to build a team to his style.

      Best of luck with all that!
      I honestly think less that two if he gets the job. It's really only the back that needs sorting properly with maybe the odd change in midfield.

      Thanks for the good luck though we need it.  ;D
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      Reply #18963: Nov 05, 2020 05:52:11 pm
      Should start calling him Agent Ole with him being a red as a kid!!
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      Reply #18964: Nov 05, 2020 05:54:37 pm
      I honestly think less that two if he gets the job. It's really only the back that needs sorting properly with maybe the odd change in midfield.

      Thanks for the good luck though we need it.  ;D


      Luck and a billion quid  ;)
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      Reply #18965: Nov 05, 2020 09:28:48 pm
      I honestly think less that two if he gets the job. It's really only the back that needs sorting properly with maybe the odd change in midfield.

      Thanks for the good luck though we need it.  ;D


      As long as he's as successful as he was at Spurs I'll be fine with it. 😉
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      Reply #18966: Nov 05, 2020 09:43:13 pm
      As long as he's as successful as he was at Spurs I'll be fine with it. 😉

      That's at worse, least United will give him spending money not like that tight c**t Levy  ;)
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      Reply #18967: Nov 05, 2020 10:03:43 pm
      That's at worse, least United will give him spending money not like that tight c**t Levy  ;)

      What experience has he got of spending money?

      Are united in a better position than Spurs were when he took over?
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      Reply #18968: Nov 05, 2020 10:59:25 pm
      It's bizarre that the fraud had a 55% win rate in his first 100 games, their second highest win rate in them since WWII, and more successful than the tyrant he and they measure themselves against.

      Last week, he was praised to the rafters for scoring a few late goals at home. Now, his days are apparantly numbered. Sums that dysfunctional club up. He's way out of his depth, but it's hard to know who is most to blame. What we do know is that, they're heading for 8 years without winning the league, and the clock is already ticking.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18969: Nov 06, 2020 02:34:07 am
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      Reply #18970: Nov 06, 2020 09:37:39 am
      What experience has he got of spending money?



      Bazaar question  kk  :roll: :f_doh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #18971: Nov 06, 2020 03:14:33 pm

       :lmao:  Does he know which sweets he wants!

      Southampton very good operators of the transfer market for THEIR needs and very good at developing players before and after Poch.

      Tottenham the same!

      Has he been given more credit that due to him?

      I get the feeling he is going to want much more power on transfers, we have been here in the not too distant past with Brendan.  Brendan was learning on the job here is it going to be the same thing with Poch.


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      Reply #18972: Nov 06, 2020 03:42:04 pm
      Weekend prediction:

      They'll get beat by Everton this weekend and ole will be gone and poch will be announced on Monday.

      I hope I'm wrong. 🤞

      Wasn't the blueshite Rodgers last game too?
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      Reply #18973: Nov 06, 2020 04:33:06 pm
      :lmao:  Does he know which sweets he wants!

      Southampton very good operators of the transfer market for THEIR needs and very good at developing players before and after Poch.

      Tottenham the same!

      Has he been given more credit that due to him?

      I get the feeling he is going to want much more power on transfers, we have been here in the not too distant past with Brendan.  Brendan was learning on the job here is it going to be the same thing with Poch.




      Sweets as you call it.  ;D Lets not jump the gun, it's by no means certain he's got the job yet. My own opinion is if he loses to Everton Saturday I'm hoping he's a goner.

      Southampton are exceptional operators in the transfer market which credit goes to their scouts as their Arguably the best in the league.

      Difficult to say how much credit you can give Poch really. I'll just be one very happy man if we get him. Many of my Scouse mates really don't want him at United, like me they think he's defo the man that can turn the club around.

      I think all managers should be involved in who they want and not  DOF, perhaps I'm just old school but for me they know best.

      It's not beyond the realms of Brendan getting the job if it goes pear shape with Poch or we lose out to PSG or Juventus. How would you feel if Brendan came to United. ?
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      Reply #18974: Nov 06, 2020 05:41:30 pm
      I think so, I think they released a DVD of it.

      They didn't even win the game 😀

      Ings scored for us didnt he? 1-1

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