The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Hearing hot news to be broken about a United player soon. If true his career could be over 

The rape and imprisonment thing?

The rape and imprisonment thing?

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Wasn't there some prem footballer in trouble for false imprisonment and rape, I'm sure I saw rumours about that

Wasn't there some prem footballer in trouble for false imprisonment and rape, I'm sure I saw rumours about that

Honestly dont know mate that's why I asked, never heard anything like that to be honest


Unless he means Van Der Beek.. His career looks over having signed for Utd
Henderson too, sat behind De Flappa
Pogba is stealing a living as a footballer
Could be something to do with Luke Shaw, maybe he has eaten one of the other players

Honestly dont know mate that's why I asked, never heard anything like that to be honest


Unless he means Van Der Beek.. His career looks over having signed for Utd
Henderson too, sat behind De Flappa
Pogba is stealing a living as a footballer
Could be something to do with Luke Shaw, maybe he has eaten one of the other players

 

The rape and imprisonment thing?

That's the one, only rumours at moment.

That's the one, only rumours at moment.

Who?

Who?

Asked you a question other day and never replied? Jota thread.

Honestly dont know mate that's why I asked, never heard anything like that to be honest


Unless he means Van Der Beek.. His career looks over having signed for Utd
Henderson too, sat behind De Flappa
Pogba is stealing a living as a footballer
Could be something to do with Luke Shaw, maybe he has eaten one of the other players

None of them K78 but I've good as told you now without saying his name.,

None of them K78 but I've good as told you now without saying his name.,

El capitan?

El capitan?

No, he's to old. Kopite 78 now knows

No, he's to old. Kopite 78 now knows

The player you told me about is too young  if you look at the reported age from the police

The player you told me about is too young  if you look at the reported age from the police

What is the reported age til I try narrow this down 😂

What is the reported age til I try narrow this down 😂

The papers are reporting a player in his 20s has been arrested

The player Keith told me about is only 19

The player you told me about is too young  if you look at the reported age from the police

Please God your right

Please God your right

Oh ffs I hate riddles who are you on about Keith?

Oh ffs I hate riddles who are you on about Keith?

Well as the press have now changed their statement and said its a 20+ year old it can't be who I heard of. Greenwood.

Greenwood was the obvious name but dont think it is him.

It could be a Callum Odoi scenario though people are too quick to judge and jump to conclusions these days.

Media's treatment of Greenwood is absolutely F***ing appalling. Not surprising but appalling.

Media's treatment of Greenwood is absolutely f**king appalling. Not surprising but appalling.

Standard though isn't it with the cu*ts. Would love to know exactly what is going on but Ole keeping it well under raps.

Media's treatment of Greenwood is absolutely f**king appalling. Not surprising but appalling.

To be honest I dont pick up any newspaper nowadays, haven't for years, they are poisonous peices of bile but it doesnt surprise me

What's been said though? Surely they cant name him in a link with this case as he hasnt been named by the police
The police have also steered away from it being Greenwood so they would be leaving themselves open to prosecution

Media's treatment of Greenwood is absolutely F***ing appalling. Not surprising but appalling.

I noticed the headline from the DM yesterday snidely going after Rashford cos he's bought a couple of houses for £2 million.

Looking after their tory mates.