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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      bmck
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19711: Sep 28, 2021 07:16:36 pm
      Bruno's 'apology' for missing peno:

      “Nobody is more frustrated and disappointed than me for missing the penalty and the consequent defeat,” he tweeted.

      “I’ve always assumed my responsibilities and I’ve always embraced them under pressure in moments like this. Today, I failed. But I took a step forward and faced the challenge with the same ambition and responsibility as when, on the many other occasions, the ball ended up in the net.

      “Criticism and contrasting opinions are a big part of football. I’ve learned to live with it, even using them to drive me on, and I consider it all a very important part of my commitment to never stop trying to improve and to become the best player I can possibly be, for me and the team.

      “Today I once again took the responsibility given to me almost since I joined United and I will take it again without any fear or dread whenever called upon. The most important thing for me is to win together and I’ll always do everything I can to help my teammates and the club to be the best we can be.

      “I’m a player who leaves everything on the pitch, with great desire and commitment. And that’s what I’ll continue to do.

      “Thank you for all your support after the final whistle! Hearing you chanting my name in the stadium was very emotional… I will come back stronger for me, because these are the standards I hold myself to, but most of all for my teammates and our fans who have always supported us.”


      Typical of the snivelling twofaced little sh*t, most of his 'apology' is taken up by him talking about how wonderful he is :(
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19712: Sep 28, 2021 07:20:29 pm
      Bruno's 'apology' for missing peno:

      “Nobody is more frustrated and disappointed than me for missing the penalty and the consequent defeat,” he tweeted.

      “I’ve always assumed my responsibilities and I’ve always embraced them under pressure in moments like this. Today, I failed. But I took a step forward and faced the challenge with the same ambition and responsibility as when, on the many other occasions, the ball ended up in the net.

      “Criticism and contrasting opinions are a big part of football. I’ve learned to live with it, even using them to drive me on, and I consider it all a very important part of my commitment to never stop trying to improve and to become the best player I can possibly be, for me and the team.

      “Today I once again took the responsibility given to me almost since I joined United and I will take it again without any fear or dread whenever called upon. The most important thing for me is to win together and I’ll always do everything I can to help my teammates and the club to be the best we can be.

      “I’m a player who leaves everything on the pitch, with great desire and commitment. And that’s what I’ll continue to do.

      “Thank you for all your support after the final whistle! Hearing you chanting my name in the stadium was very emotional… I will come back stronger for me, because these are the standards I hold myself to, but most of all for my teammates and our fans who have always supported us.”


      Typical of the snivelling twofaced little sh*t, most of his 'apology' is taken up by him talking about how wonderful he is :(

      F**k sake he missed a penalty. Such a sense of gravity and pomposity beyond the realoty in that statement. What does he think it is? The Gettysburg Address?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19713: Sep 28, 2021 07:28:46 pm
      F**k sake he missed a penalty. Such a sense of gravity and pomposity beyond the realoty in that statement. What does he think it is? The Gettysburg Address?

      To be fair to him, he did have to face the cult of Ronaldo in the changing room, to whom he bowed down and begged for mercy. However as part of the redemption process, he had to put out this statement and whip himself 20 times.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19714: Sep 28, 2021 07:33:14 pm
      Bruno's 'apology' for missing peno:

      “Nobody is more frustrated and disappointed than me for missing the penalty and the consequent defeat,” he tweeted.

      “I’ve always assumed my responsibilities and I’ve always embraced them under pressure in moments like this. Today, I failed. But I took a step forward and faced the challenge with the same ambition and responsibility as when, on the many other occasions, the ball ended up in the net.

      “Criticism and contrasting opinions are a big part of football. I’ve learned to live with it, even using them to drive me on, and I consider it all a very important part of my commitment to never stop trying to improve and to become the best player I can possibly be, for me and the team.

      “Today I once again took the responsibility given to me almost since I joined United and I will take it again without any fear or dread whenever called upon. The most important thing for me is to win together and I’ll always do everything I can to help my teammates and the club to be the best we can be.

      “I’m a player who leaves everything on the pitch, with great desire and commitment. And that’s what I’ll continue to do.

      “Thank you for all your support after the final whistle! Hearing you chanting my name in the stadium was very emotional… I will come back stronger for me, because these are the standards I hold myself to, but most of all for my teammates and our fans who have always supported us.”


      Typical of the snivelling twofaced little sh*t, most of his 'apology' is taken up by him talking about how wonderful he is :(

      Hahaha blow it out yer arse nobhead
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19715: Sep 28, 2021 11:00:14 pm
      Bruno's 'apology' for missing peno:

      “Nobody is more frustrated and disappointed than me for missing the penalty and the consequent defeat,” he tweeted.

      “I’ve always assumed my responsibilities and I’ve always embraced them under pressure in moments like this. Today, I failed. But I took a step forward and faced the challenge with the same ambition and responsibility as when, on the many other occasions, the ball ended up in the net.

      “Criticism and contrasting opinions are a big part of football. I’ve learned to live with it, even using them to drive me on, and I consider it all a very important part of my commitment to never stop trying to improve and to become the best player I can possibly be, for me and the team.

      “Today I once again took the responsibility given to me almost since I joined United and I will take it again without any fear or dread whenever called upon. The most important thing for me is to win together and I’ll always do everything I can to help my teammates and the club to be the best we can be.

      “I’m a player who leaves everything on the pitch, with great desire and commitment. And that’s what I’ll continue to do.

      “Thank you for all your support after the final whistle! Hearing you chanting my name in the stadium was very emotional… I will come back stronger for me, because these are the standards I hold myself to, but most of all for my teammates and our fans who have always supported us.”


      Typical of the snivelling twofaced little sh*t, most of his 'apology' is taken up by him talking about how wonderful he is :(

      No, this is not reall, it cant be
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19716: Sep 29, 2021 03:33:10 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19718: Sep 29, 2021 08:21:47 pm
      The dickheads are booing Moreno.

      If only they knew....
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19719: Sep 29, 2021 08:31:44 pm
      Where we not interested in this Danjuma ? Absolutely terrorizing Dalot
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19720: Sep 29, 2021 08:51:58 pm
      Where we not interested in this Danjuma ? Absolutely terrorizing Dalot

      He is, but looks like he couldn't finish his dinner.

      Villareal should be about 5 up, Utd have been awful apart from De Gea who's on top form.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19721: Sep 29, 2021 08:58:23 pm
      He is, but looks like he couldn't finish his dinner.

      Villareal should be about 5 up, Utd have been awful apart from De Gea who's on top form.

      Just know they are going to sneak a win though a decent no9 and they would be out of sight
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19722: Sep 29, 2021 09:08:55 pm
      Just know they are going to sneak a win though a decent no9 and they would be out of sight

      Agree with that. Kind of expecting a utd 1-0 win.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19723: Sep 29, 2021 09:11:49 pm
      Oops… 😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19724: Sep 29, 2021 09:33:14 pm
      My dad's just piped up as they were subbing Moreno "you've just fu**ed Utd's night, they won't know what to sing now"
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19725: Sep 29, 2021 09:59:06 pm
      Well at least this thread won't be as busy taking the p!ss out of me now.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19726: Sep 29, 2021 10:02:44 pm
      Imagine having a manger that demands the level of respect that has players willing to throw gum at them...

      Another undeserved win for Individual Moments FC
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      Reply #19727: Sep 29, 2021 10:13:02 pm
      Imagine having a manger that demands the level of respect that has players willing to throw gum at them...

      Another undeserved win for Individual Moments FC

      To be fair you called it. You said we would steal it which we did.  ;D Anyway don't worry to much, we certainly don't look like a City Chavs and probably you  lot!  :D

      Viva Ronaldo yet again though, that's 5 goals in 5 games. Not bad for a OAP  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19728: Sep 29, 2021 10:20:53 pm
      Where's HR gone  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19729: Sep 29, 2021 10:32:11 pm
      To be fair you called it. You said we would steal it which we did.  ;D Anyway don't worry to much, we certainly don't look like a City Chavs and probably you  lot!  :D

      Viva Ronaldo yet again though, that's 5 goals in 5 games. Not bad for a OAP  :lmao:

      Hypocrite you…. 😂 Cheering on your own who is paid almost £500,000 pw but calling out our Salah if he were to ask (which he hasn’t) for that kind of pay..

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      Reply #19730: Sep 29, 2021 10:37:46 pm
      Hypocrite you…. 😂 Cheering on your own who is paid almost £500,000 pw but calling out our Salah if he were to ask (which he hasn’t) for that kind of pay..



       :lmao: I'd never call Salah, enough Scousers have done that on here when he went through a bad patch. This mancs has always rated him and you'll never find a post calling him, I'd have him at OT in a flash.

      However, if he wanted £500k a week he'd get called a greedy Cnut just like all the players who take more than 100k a week home. Call me a dinosaur  ;D

      PS... I would call him our greedy Cnut though.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19731: Sep 29, 2021 10:43:09 pm
      :lmao: I'd never call Salah, enough Scousers have done that on here when he went through a bad patch. This mancs has always rated him and you'll never find a post calling him, I'd have him at OT in a flash.

      However, if he wanted £500k a week he'd get called a greedy Cnut just like all the players who take more than 100k a week home. Call me a dinosaur  ;D

      PS... I would call him our greedy Cnut though.  :lmao:

      So if they make 99k per week they aren’t greedy? Just at the magical 100k barrier?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19732: Sep 29, 2021 10:45:59 pm
      C*nts  ;D

      But...

      The fact that it took a last minute winner against that calibre of oppo is more paper over the cracks
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #19733: Sep 29, 2021 10:46:47 pm
      So if they make 99k per week they aren’t greedy? Just at the magical 100k barrier?

      Stop being picky, I have to stop somewhere  :D

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