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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      billythered
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21114: Jun 25, 2022 12:31:42 pm
      I’ve lost total faith in what the media say these days and unless I hear it from DeJongs lips  it goes in one ear and out the other. No idea what’s going on in the managers head.  Pogba gone hasn’t he, though a deal was agreed.

      Apology not needed, your doing what a scouser should do.  :lmao:





      No real surprise there either Keith, in one ear out the other, implying there’s F**k all in between, a hollow shell which echoes when you blink your eyelids  :lmao: must be agony all that fluttering to deceive,  ;D
      Don’t you wish Ten Bag Eric would be more truthful instead of pandering to his paymaster’s, he is after all their chosen one, but yet silence in regards to new signings, with business done already at your noisy  neighbours and ourselves it seems good old Eric hasn’t the sway Yanited fans thought he would have, and looks like he could be just another Yes man, may as well have gone for Southgate another Yes man, but don’t worry mate cos you got the Wally with the brolly as a coach, his varied and extensive experience will guide you through into deeper sh*te than what you are already, isn’t this fun ?

      Honestly cannot see the de-glazer’s being patient enough, 2 max for me then he’s gone and back to the drawing board, have fun  :f_whistle:.




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21115: Jun 25, 2022 01:21:47 pm




      No real surprise there either Keith, in one ear out the other, implying there’s f**k all in between, a hollow shell which echoes when you blink your eyelids  :lmao: must be agony all that fluttering to deceive,  ;D
      Don’t you wish Ten Bag Eric would be more truthful instead of pandering to his paymaster’s, he is after all their chosen one, but yet silence in regards to new signings, with business done already at your noisy  neighbours and ourselves it seems good old Eric hasn’t the sway Yanited fans thought he would have, and looks like he could be just another Yes man, may as well have gone for Southgate another Yes man, but don’t worry mate cos you got the Wally with the brolly as a coach, his varied and extensive experience will guide you through into deeper sh*te than what you are already, isn’t this fun ?

      Honestly cannot see the de-glazer’s being patient enough, 2 max for me then he’s gone and back to the drawing board, have fun  :f_whistle:.




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      The only light at the end of the tunnel is you lot finishing runners up again next year.   :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21116: Jun 26, 2022 01:08:45 pm
      Quote from Keith Singleton
      The only light at the end of the tunnel is you lot finishing runners up again next year.

      It's a really sad existence for someone when that's considered a light in a tunnel, but in fairness it's what Everton fans have been praying for every year since about June 1892.

      They're looking for Eriksson now. Not really one of the hungry vibrant enthusiastic type of players they need for a long rebuilding job. New CEO, new coach, but same failed recruitment policy with the same failed results. Hopefully they never change.
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      Reply #21117: Jun 26, 2022 01:27:17 pm
      It's a really sad existence for someone when that's considered a light in a tunnel, but in fairness it's what Everton fans have been praying for every year since about June 1892.

      They're looking for Eriksson now. Not really one of the hungry vibrant enthusiastic type of players they need for a long rebuilding job. New CEO, new coach, but same failed recruitment policy with the same failed results. Hopefully they never change.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21118: Jun 26, 2022 01:28:14 pm
      Did United sign anyone yet?  :D

      Guess Eriksen is still considering if he should choose Brentford over United  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21119: Jun 26, 2022 01:38:25 pm
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      The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope, the famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope, the famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said.................... ............5-0

      Who the F**k are Man Utd, who the F**k are Man Utd, who the F**k are Man Utd when the Reds going marching on  on  on.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21120: Jun 26, 2022 01:47:19 pm
      The famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope, the famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope, the famous Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said.................... ............5-0

      Who the f**k are Man Utd, who the f**k are Man Utd, who the f**k are Man Utd when the Reds going marching on  on  on.

      Blar blar blar  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21121: Jun 26, 2022 02:01:08 pm

      It's blah  blah  blah!!

      Typical thick manc as per :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21123: Jun 26, 2022 07:18:37 pm
      What's with this De Jong? never scored more than 3 or assisted more than 4 in a season for Barca. Am I missing something.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21124: Jun 26, 2022 07:27:53 pm
      What's with this De Jong? never scored more than 3 or assisted more than 4 in a season for Barca. Am I missing something.

      Not that I can see
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21125: Jun 26, 2022 07:58:01 pm
      Apparently Diana Ross is available on a free. At 78 she will be a good match for Ronaldo they can talk about their good old days.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21126: Jun 30, 2022 08:28:56 pm
      why is DeJong pleading  with Barca not to send him to Utd . He has promised to try harder just dont send him to Manchester
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21127: Jul 02, 2022 05:26:14 pm
      The Times saying Ronaldo has told Utd he's off
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      Reply #21128: Jul 02, 2022 05:31:29 pm
      DeJong has now claimed Sanctuary in Barca Cathedral he feels safe out of the reach of UTD there.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21129: Jul 03, 2022 12:30:46 am
      The Times saying Ronaldo has told Utd he's off

      Waiting for PSG to swoop in and unit Messi/Ronaldo ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21130: Jul 03, 2022 11:21:08 am
      The Times saying Ronaldo has told Utd he's off

      Evertonians will be licking their lips as they usually find a home for retired UTD players. But Ronnie wants CL football or it would have been nailed on :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21131: Jul 03, 2022 01:10:22 pm
      Whisper is quietly so we don't upset the resident manc but that Todd Boehly been trying to get Ronaldo to switch to Chelsea.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21133: Jul 03, 2022 06:08:46 pm
      They still have Greenwood oh……..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21134: Jul 03, 2022 07:01:28 pm
      Still a sh*t club with sh*t supporters. We shouldn’t even dignify them with a thread anymore. Irrelevant.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21135: Jul 03, 2022 07:21:45 pm
      Still a sh*t club with sh*t supporters. We shouldn’t even dignify them with a thread anymore. Irrelevant.

      Still acting like a pr!ck then.  :f_doh:
      If you don’t like the thread don’t post…. Simples, even for you.  :tosser:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #21136: Jul 03, 2022 08:05:53 pm
      It seems a pivotal year for UTD at the moment things seems stacked against them  even without Ronaldo's wages they still need another goal scorer it will be interesting to see how they get out of this one and I dont think their current strikers are even close to being good enough.
      They need to discover another George Best and they dont come around too often maybe once in a lifetime

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