The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Losing at home to a mid table Spanish team they are still sh*te.

Let’s me honest you can’t do much laughing with us the way you lads are playing either.  However, did you see the penalty that was given?  many of the opposition say no when it’s not in their favour so don’t comment. If you did see it was it a penalty?

I do agree though, we’re still sh*te but I’ve never said any different, badly in need of a striker  as much as you lot need two midfielders.

UTD lost £115mil and debt rose to £514mil but they still trade well and buy players for excessive amounts.  Is this some sort of Alchemy ? dont see their supporters leaping off tall buildings in depression at the figures being released. God only knows where Keith is he must be horrified and feeling somewhat vulnerable.maybe he is on the tables hoping for a big win to help his club out financially

UTD lost £115mil and debt rose to £514mil but they still trade well and buy players for excessive amounts.  Is this some sort of Alchemy ? dont see their supporters leaping off tall buildings in depression at the figures being released. God only knows where Keith is he must be horrified and feeling somewhat vulnerable.maybe he is on the tables hoping for a big win to help his club out financially

I’m going pro at Golf instead, there’s more money in that.  If I go against my principles I’ll join Liv Golf  “We’ll be millionaires “  in no time and then donate/by shares in the best club in the world.

I love how Chiellini tried to defend Maguire... "OK, Maguire maybe is not Rio Ferdinand but he's good enough."
Sounds a bit like a backhanded compliment.

I love how Chiellini tried to defend Maguire... "OK, Maguire maybe is not Rio Ferdinand but he's good enough."
Sounds a bit like a backhanded compliment.

Are you sure he didn't say Anton Ferdinand?? 

Are you sure he didn't say Anton Ferdinand?? 

more like Franz. Leicester must still be pissing themselves laughing that they got more for him than Southampton got for Virgil

Men against Boys

Men against Boys

These boys are still above you, does that make you ladies   

These boys are still above you, does that make you ladies   

Arsed lad, the one game you actually turned up in.

What does that say about you. See your fans F***ing off at 4-0 down in the first half again.....when did that last happen?

I'll wait

Arsed lad, the one game you actually turned up in.

What does that say about you. See your fans f**king off at 4-0 down in the first half again.....when did that last happen?

I'll wait

It’s a question of taking it as well as giving it. Can’t have it all your own way. Least not with me, what goes around comes around. I wouldn’t of said anything myself as both our clubs depressing to watch at the moment.

It’s a question of taking it as well as giving it. Can’t have it all your own way. Least not with me, what goes around comes around. I wouldn’t of said anything myself as both our clubs depressing to watch at the moment.

Your far from the finished article, we didn't turn up at your place. City are better than both.

Not fancying it in two weeks!!

Your far from the finished article, we didn't turn up at your place. City are better than both.

Not fancying it in two weeks!!

Finished article ? I wasn’t aware we started    You know I’ve said we’ve been sh*te for ages now. Just pissed off just how far the rest of us are falling behind the Cnuts.

Finished article ? I wasn’t aware we started    You know I’ve said we’ve been sh*te for ages now. Just pissed off just how far the rest of us are falling behind the Cnuts.

Martinez, Anthony in, Shaw and Hotpoint dumped to the bench. Ronaldo getting told who's boss and getting your lot up against us would suggest a bit of a start from Ten Hag.

City at the moment look the finished article compared to everyone else.

These boys are still above you, does that make you ladies   

F**k me Keith is that the best you can do

Martinez, Anthony in, Shaw and Hotpoint dumped to the bench. Ronaldo getting told who's boss and getting your lot up against us would suggest a bit of a start from Ten Hag.

City at the moment look the finished article compared to everyone else.

It was a start and certainly a improvement. However, the cnuts are just in a different league to anyone else. Pep got them playing as a unit, something that United couldn’t do with what they’ve spent in the last ten years.

F**k me Keith is that the best you can do

It’s the only thing I’ve got, I’m desperate 

It’s the only thing I’ve got, I’m desperate 

Need you lot to at least score for my accumulator not looking good I have to say

Need you lot to at least score for my accumulator not looking good I have to say

Your right, not looking good. Expect another one or two and can’t see it being them in red.

Your right, not looking good. Expect another one or two and can’t see it being them in red.

Lovely needed that no more though now please

Lovely needed that no more though now please

good luck hope you win.

6-2 comeback time. ITs hard to make anything out of this except Haaland is on another level to anyone else in this league

6-2 comeback time. ITs hard to make anything out of this except Haaland is on another level to anyone else in this league

..or any other league

6-2 comeback time. ITs hard to make anything out of this except Haaland is on another level to anyone else in this league

Excuse me!! 6-3    But yeah on another level.