The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Rare I watch them but yesterday I sat and properly watched them and it’s like they are actually caught in between trying to press/counter/play from the back all at once with obviously sh*te results.
Very odd when they try playing out from the back ,keeper passes to defender,defender to keeper,repeat again pass to keeper who smacks it forward straight to opposing players.(at least 10 times first half)
When they break it inevitably ends up at rashfords feet who miss controls it or shocking attempt .
Aimless punts and shocking workrate along with obvious ill discipline and this is the sh*t show that is Utd .
And now the manager has that haunted look about him where he’s realized there’s F**k all he can do with them.
If they lose to Newcastle and Fulham I think he’s gone.

I know it took Arsenal two injury time goals to see off Utd 3-1 in their game at The Emirates back in early September, but you could really see that Utd had absolutely nothing about them other than hopeful counter attacking football, and this so early in the season. They've been found out, and ETH is living on borrowed time....

I’ve said this before and I’ll keep saying it….Utd are back where it all started pre Ferguson…a mid table mediocre outfit with a occasional decent cup run….that was their ambition back then and this time around it looks like it’s all they have presently…as big as the shoes were that Fergie left to fill…their attempts at doing so have been pretty woeful….Moyes, Van Gaal, Mourinho, Ole, a couple of big names in there who have brought about a degree of success in their own right, but somehow failed at OT, Moyes, Ole, and now ETH, were/are completely out of their depths,

As a club they have spent more than most on acquiring players nowhere near good enough, typically Harry Maguire who credibly won the league with Leicester and who’s status was elevated to a level he obviously couldn’t/can’t sustain, not his fault Utd spunked so much for him, £84m, but we paid £75m for Virgil and Harry is no where near as good, that’s on those in the OT boardroom where it has to be said have completely failed the club and their delusional fans,

The Glazers have elevated the club’s value so much so that profiteers are reluctant to buy for the price the Glazers see fit and in turn refuse to accept offers that would cost them Millions, so they have dug their heels in, add the fact that previous overspending has left them in a FFP restrictive state,

But let’s not let all,of that detract from the fact that ETH is completely out of his depth, he was proficient enough in the Dutch league with Ajax , however the Erividisie is equivalent to the Scots Championship with the exception of one or two clubs, and apparently he excels at bringing thru young lads, but it looks like he’s like a rabbit in the headlights when it come to managing senior level professionals, players who will stand up to him and won’t take any sh*t form him, in short his reputation/ respect means F**k all inside that dressing room, and indeed a dressing room he has lost,

There are some good players at OT, their just not managed very well, that is blatantly obvious, ETH is the equivalent of a fish up a tree, however I hope he stays, I hope he’s given a stay of execution far beyond this season, but it’s only a matter of time now until someone in that OT board has the foresight to F**k him off, but who has the nads to stand up demand change !!


NOTE;   I can’t be the only one who sees Walter H White, aka Heisenberg, aka Breaking Bad, when the cameras are on him, stick a wee ginger ‘tashe ’ and a pair of Gregory Pecks & a pork pie hat and you’ll see the EPL Meth cook ??  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


What ya reckon Keef ??


YNWA

I’ve said this before and I’ll keep saying it….Utd are back where it all started pre Ferguson…a mid table mediocre outfit with a occasional decent cup run….that was their ambition back then and this time around it looks like it’s all they have presently…as big as the shoes were that Fergie left to fill…their attempts at doing so have been pretty woeful….Moyes, Van Gaal, Mourinho, Ole, a couple of big names in there who have brought about a degree of success in their own right, but somehow failed at OT, Moyes, Ole, and now ETH, were/are completely out of their depths,

As a club they have spent more than most on acquiring players nowhere near good enough, typically Harry Maguire who credibly won the league with Leicester and who’s status was elevated to a level he obviously couldn’t/can’t sustain, not his fault Utd spunked so much for him, £84m, but we paid £75m for Virgil and Harry is no where near as good, that’s on those in the OT boardroom where it has to be said have completely failed the club and their delusional fans,

The Glazers have elevated the club’s value so much so that profiteers are reluctant to buy for the price the Glazers see fit and in turn refuse to accept offers that would cost them Millions, so they have dug their heels in, add the fact that previous overspending has left them in a FFP restrictive state,

But let’s not let all,of that detract from the fact that ETH is completely out of his depth, he was proficient enough in the Dutch league with Ajax , however the Erividisie is equivalent to the Scots Championship with the exception of one or two clubs, and apparently he excels at bringing thru young lads, but it looks like he’s like a rabbit in the headlights when it come to managing senior level professionals, players who will stand up to him and won’t take any sh*t form him, in short his reputation/ respect means F**k all inside that dressing room, and indeed a dressing room he has lost,

There are some good players at OT, their just not managed very well, that is blatantly obvious, ETH is the equivalent of a fish up a tree, however I hope he stays, I hope he’s given a stay of execution far beyond this season, but it’s only a matter of time now until someone in that OT board has the foresight to F**k him off, but who has the nads to stand up demand change !!


NOTE;   I can’t be the only one who sees Walter H White, aka Heisenberg, aka Breaking Bad, when the cameras are on him, stick a wee ginger ‘tashe ’ and a pair of Gregory Pecks & a pork pie hat and you’ll see the EPL Meth cook ??  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


What ya reckon Keef ??


YNWA

Reckon you’re right on everything bar ETH. I’ve not come to the conclusion yet!! ( not saying your wrong ) that ETH out of his depth. I’m actually getting fed up of all my own doubts 🤦‍♂️  I don’t have a positive to say about United at the moment. All I need now is  Qatars Sheikh Jassim to come out and say after the failed attempt at getting United they’re coming after you lot and I’m done.  🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Ps… your loving it aren’t you. 😂

Reckon you’re right on everything bar ETH. I’ve not come to the conclusion yet!! ( not saying your wrong ) that ETH out of his depth. I’m actually getting fed up of all my own doubts 🤦‍♂️  I don’t have a positive to say about United at the moment. All I need now is  Qatars Sheikh Jassim to come out and say after the failed attempt at getting United they’re coming after you lot and I’m done.  🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Ps… your loving it aren’t you. 😂

Can’t lie to ya mate, I am, your where you deserve to be, like I said you have some good players their just mis managed, it’s hard to disagree that ETH isn’t the right fit, his hands may be tied with ffp, but it’s difficult to imagine him taking your lot forward even if you became oily, like Ole, the honeymoon period is over and he’s been found out, and it’s only a matter of time before he’s shown the door ??


YNWA

Can’t lie to ya mate, I am, your where you deserve to be, like I said you have some good players their just mis managed, it’s hard to disagree that ETH isn’t the right fit, his hands may be tied with ffp, but it’s difficult to imagine him taking your lot forward even if you became oily, like Ole, the honeymoon period is over and he’s been found out, and it’s only a matter of time before he’s shown the door ??


YNWA

I’d probably be same in your shoes so can’t call you or anyone for enjoying the moment. I posted a few days ago that I’d heard from my sky sports man who does get generally good info from time to time. They stated ETH had 4 games to get some decent results or he’s in trouble. City was the first game so we shall see. 🤷‍♂️

I’d probably be same in your shoes so can’t call you or anyone for enjoying the moment. I posted a few days ago that I’d heard from my sky sports man who does get generally good info from time to time. They stated ETH had 4 games to get some decent results or he’s in trouble. City was the first game so we shall see. 🤷‍♂️

Who you playing in the next 4, and if he goes who do you think will be the next in the not so hot seat ? 🤪

Who you playing in the next 4, and if he goes who do you think will be the next in the not so hot seat ? 🤪

Newcastle in Micky mouse
Fulham in league
Copenhagen in CL
Luton in league followed by Everton.

Not sure if it’s four matches or four league matches.

Impossible to say who’d come next, already told you if ETH went who I wanted. I’ll take Klopp or Pep given a choice, I’m desperate. 😂

They've been found out, and ETH is living on borrowed time....

Newcastle in Micky mouse
Fulham in league
Copenhagen in CL
Luton in league followed by Everton.

Not sure if it’s four matches or four league matches.

Impossible to say who’d come next, already told you if ETH went who I wanted. I’ll take Klopp or Pep given a choice, I’m desperate. 😂

Predictions ;
Newcastle……lose
Fulham…..H should win, A…draw at best
Copenhagen…honestly can’t see you winning there, it’s not a piss take, I seen enough at OT, they’ll be difficult
Luton….if you can’t beat them, you deserve all you get
Blueshite….their on the up, whereas you lot are aren’t, my kind and thoughtful nature gives you a draw….

I’d imagine it’s league, your inevitable drop from the CL still provides Euro football, so a probable five points from 12 if all the stars collide, even so, that simply isn’t good enough, you’re not beating Toon I think you’ll agree, however it’s entirely possible you could indeed get 12 from the rest but form tells you you won’t,

I just can’t see him lifting the spirits or the wherewithal to motivate a already damaged dressing room, in its simplest form as a collective you’re not singing from the same song sheet !!


Would you be aghast if the inevitable happens and Rooney came in, he’s not the answer (yet) but what if the inept numpties in the boardroom were to…..let’s bring back a favourite Son….kinda idea ??


YNWA

Predictions ;
Newcastle……lose
Fulham…..H should win, A…draw at best
Copenhagen…honestly can’t see you winning there, it’s not a piss take, I seen enough at OT, they’ll be difficult
Luton….if you can’t beat them, you deserve all you get
Blueshite….their on the up, whereas you lot are aren’t, my kind and thoughtful nature gives you a draw….

I’d imagine it’s league, your inevitable drop from the CL still provides Euro football, so a probable five points from 12 if all the stars collide, even so, that simply isn’t good enough, you’re not beating Toon I think you’ll agree, however it’s entirely possible you could indeed get 12 from the rest but form tells you you won’t,

I just can’t see him lifting the spirits or the wherewithal to motivate a already damaged dressing room, in its simplest form as a collective you’re not singing from the same song sheet !!


Would you be aghast if the inevitable happens and Rooney came in, he’s not the answer (yet) but what if the inept numpties in the boardroom were to…..let’s bring back a favourite Son….kinda idea ??


YNWA

I’ve got to the stage of no predictions with United and just hope. Hell I’m better at predicting you fcuking lot at the moment. 😂

We might not even get Europa place the way we’re playing.

Aghast would be an understatement if  Rooney came in and you’re just loving taking the p!ss. 

All the legends of United & Liverpool ex players have been pretty  poor at management and Rooney isn’t an exception. He’s probably worse than Ole and that’s saying something. 😂

I’ve got to the stage of no predictions with United and just hope. Hell I’m better at predicting you fcuking lot at the moment. 😂

We might not even get Europa place the way we’re playing.

Aghast would be an understatement if  Rooney came in and you’re just loving taking the p!ss. 

All the legends of United & Liverpool ex players have been pretty  poor at management and Rooney isn’t an exception. He’s probably worse than Ole and that’s saying something. 😂

  ….

Actually, I wasn’t taking the piss, but it’s the kind of mental decision that could come from your boardroom’s desperation, he hasn’t proven a thing yet, but re- Chavs & Lampard…. I wouldn’t put it beyond the realms of possibility….i know it’s inconceivable but never say never in football…


In all seriousness, the next appointment has to be absolutely the right one, without stating the obvious… but WHO ?

And whoever it is, oily owned or not, will have to be a name that your current band of brothers have respect for , even perhaps look up to, that’s not the case right now, i don’t know who, but he has to be a bigger name than Eric Ten Heisenberg that’s Breaking Bad right there….🤪….see what I did there ??


YNWA

https://twitter.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/1719459516243141109?t=xjVhVK_AvCx2QUq5wNVXGA&s=19

https://twitter.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/1719459516243141109?t=xjVhVK_AvCx2QUq5wNVXGA&s=19

Bet they wish there defence was. 

https://twitter.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/1719459516243141109?t=xjVhVK_AvCx2QUq5wNVXGA&s=19

Ha ha, I don't know what's more tragic. The complaint or Daily sh*te feeling it newsworthy to report on!

Speaking of gutter journalism, I wonder how many times that preppy infantile school boy Sam Luckhurst is doing. Probably pissed his pants numerous times already.

And Jamie Jackson too. Still living in a Manc deluded world. Bizarrely he writes for the Guardian as well - one of the better sports papers!

sh*te again

sh*te again

Watching the last 25 after our game. Neville sounds like he's on suicide watch

https://twitter.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/1719459516243141109?t=xjVhVK_AvCx2QUq5wNVXGA&s=19

Not just grey kits then!!

Hoping Ten Hag can stay in charge until at least the 17th of December, make it about the third or 4th manc manager we've seen off

Hoping Ten Hag can stay in charge until at least the 17th of December, make it about the third or 4th manc manager we've seen off

I’m of the hope that the useful as tits on a fish slapheaded waste of space mongrel can stay in charge until next December, he’s doing a f***in grand job of turning the these KUNTS into your average pub team, he’s not quite there yet but their continued slide into oblivion is a most welcome sight,
They’ve gotten so bad now that they are becoming a poisoned chalice, a totally inept boardroom, a crumbling shitehole of a stadium/infrastructure, FFP restrictions, a Squad of players no where near good enough to uphold the global brand, managed by a bloke so out of his depth he can shake hands with the captain of the Titanic, their rudderless, and in complete free fall, and I’m f***in loving it, whereas we are reknowned as the Mentality Monsters, these fuckers have become the Mediocrity Monsters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You’re sh*te, and you know you are, You’re sh*te and you know you are”


YNWA

I’m of the hope that the useful as tits on a fish slapheaded waste of space mongrel can stay in charge until next December, he’s doing a f***in grand job of turning the these KUNTS into your average pub team, he’s not quite there yet but their continued slide into oblivion is a most welcome sight,
They’ve gotten so bad now that they are becoming a poisoned chalice, a totally inept boardroom, a crumbling shitehole of a stadium/infrastructure, FFP restrictions, a Squad of players no where near good enough to uphold the global brand, managed by a bloke so out of his depth he can shake hands with the captain of the Titanic, their rudderless, and in complete free fall, and I’m f***in loving it, whereas we are reknowned as the Mentality Monsters, these fuckers have become the Mediocrity Monsters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“You’re sh*te, and you know you are, You’re sh*te and you know you are”


YNWA

Well at least this manc top of one league 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😂😂😂😂😂

I remember Louis van Gaal warning Ten Hag not to take the job. Said something like; "Ten Hag is a good football coach. Which Man Utd need, but they are a commercial club and he needs a football club."
Thought he was just being bitter at the time!

Still though, this popcorn is lovely... 

Hoping Ten Hag can stay in charge until at least the 17th of December, make it about the third or 4th manc manager we've seen off

that would be boss. l o l