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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Kurt Cocaine
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22724: Dec 31, 2023 03:31:46 pm
      From the BBC...

      Just how bad has United's season been?

      Manchester United have never had fewer points, nor scored fewer goals, at this point of a Premier League season.
      Only in 1930 (28), 1972 (25) and 1921 (24) have they lost more games in a calendar year than the 21 defeats they suffered in 2023.
      They have lost nine out of their opening 20 league games for the first time since 1989-90. United only lost nine times in the league in Ten Hag's first season in charge.
      This season they have lost more games (14) than they have won (12) in all competitions.
      United have lost five out of eight games in December, scoring six times and conceding 12.
      Their best run of the season is three successive victories. They have won two games in a row just twice
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22725: Jan 02, 2024 04:24:00 pm
      lfc across the water
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22726: Jan 03, 2024 11:57:50 pm
      Quote from Kurt Cocaine
      From the BBC...

      Just how bad has United's season been?

      Manchester United have never had fewer points, nor scored fewer goals, at this point of a Premier League season.
      Only in 1930 (28), 1972 (25) and 1921 (24) have they lost more games in a calendar year than the 21 defeats they suffered in 2023.
      They have lost nine out of their opening 20 league games for the first time since 1989-90. United only lost nine times in the league in Ten Hag's first season in charge.
      This season they have lost more games (14) than they have won (12) in all competitions.
      United have lost five out of eight games in December, scoring six times and conceding 12.
      Their best run of the season is three successive victories. They have won two games in a row just twice

      If you need cheering up during a gloomy winter, just look at those stats and, to borrow a line from one of those Christmas carols......

      .....thank God it's them instead of you.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22727: Jan 04, 2024 04:30:46 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22728: Jan 04, 2024 01:11:54 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22729: Jan 08, 2024 07:43:58 pm
      I see Ten Hag is putting out a weakened side for the FA Cup tie at Wigan tonight. Bruno Fernandes, Marcus Rashford and Rasmus Hojlund all start for Utd....
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      Reply #22730: Jan 09, 2024 12:29:53 am

      Yep with one of those broom handle putters.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22731: Jan 13, 2024 08:01:55 pm
      So tonight Jadon Sancho made his comback for BVB after 2 days with the team - came as a sub around 60.
      Had not played since August, but fitted in feckin well. nearly scored with his 1th touch, made a scorer with his 3rd or 4th touch. brought a lot of energy in.
      I have seen some games of the Mancs lately - why the hell did he not play there? what is wrong with this manager?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22732: Jan 13, 2024 09:06:44 pm
      Have no sympathy for Sancho

      He lacks professionalism, turning up late for England, his current club and United. He ain’t apparently be picked due to his discipline issues for England

      I understand him lacking discipline at United as the club is in the gutter in terms of standards but he’s clearly someone who just hated what he signed into and couldn’t be bothered in the end
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22733: Jan 14, 2024 12:34:00 am
      So tonight Jadon Sancho made his comback for BVB after 2 days with the team - came as a sub around 60.
      Had not played since August, but fitted in feckin well. nearly scored with his 1th touch, made a scorer with his 3rd or 4th touch. brought a lot of energy in.
      I have seen some games of the Mancs lately - why the hell did he not play there? what is wrong with this manager?

      Ego...low self esteem. That's what's wrong . Like Brendan here. Way out of his depth.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22734: Jan 14, 2024 02:09:33 pm
      Have no sympathy for Sancho

      He lacks professionalism, turning up late for England, his current club and United. He ain’t apparently be picked due to his discipline issues for England

      I understand him lacking discipline at United as the club is in the gutter in terms of standards but he’s clearly someone who just hated what he signed into and couldn’t be bothered in the end

      Standing his ground, was told to apologise for something by Ten Bob Note, the same something Rashford did and didn't have to apologise, so I'm guessing Sancho thought "F**k you Erik"
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22735: Jan 15, 2024 05:54:59 am
      There seemed to be plenty of empty seats in attendance at Old Trapdoor yesterday v Tottenham....
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22736: Feb 01, 2024 10:17:45 pm
      Phew, quiet thread now.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22737: Feb 02, 2024 05:40:47 am
      Mentality Munsters....
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22738: Feb 15, 2024 03:09:42 pm
      Buying lots of expensive players doesn't guarantee success.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68274866
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22739: Feb 15, 2024 03:17:33 pm

      Absolutely, as we’ve found out over the last ten years. 🤦‍♂️
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22740: Feb 17, 2024 11:10:14 pm
      Ha ha, Rodri crying like a bi*ch again. Pulling out his Hampden best again tonight.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22741: Feb 18, 2024 11:08:05 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22742: Feb 22, 2024 05:45:20 pm
      I see Ratcliffe has come out in proper Rose Tints trying to channel his inner Fergie with that knock Man City and Liverpool off their perch sh*te.

      Might need to buy a team to do that first!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22743: Feb 22, 2024 06:22:26 pm
      I see Ratcliffe has come out in proper Rose Tints trying to channel his inner Fergie with that knock Man City and Liverpool off their perch sh*te.

      Might need to buy a team to do that first!!


      Aye and going to build a stadium for the North. He'd have pegged it before anything he promises happens. He will probably bring greenwood back as well.
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      Reply #22744: Feb 23, 2024 01:11:55 pm
      I see Ratcliffe has come out in proper Rose Tints trying to channel his inner Fergie with that knock Man City and Liverpool off their perch sh*te.

      Might need to buy a team to do that first!!






      They can move into Bramley Dock once toffees fall into the Northern  Prem League with City, might be cheaper renting than buying !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22745: Feb 24, 2024 05:09:26 pm
      Who are these knocking off a perch? What a start to the RATcliffe era
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22746: Feb 24, 2024 05:12:40 pm
      United are back…….to where they stared from

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