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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Reply #22977: Aug 01, 2024 03:38:30 pm
      I know. Get someone else to invest and spend THEIR own money and yhe Glazers sit back and rake it in.

      Bet their gutted they didn't think of this when they first purchased the club.

      Exactly!! They just continue to milk the club to  their advantage, must be the worse owners in the entire football league.
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      Reply #22978: Aug 01, 2024 03:44:12 pm
      Exactly!! They just continue to milk the club to  their advantage, must be the worse owners in the entire football league.

      Glad you have got them, having said that we had a right pair who we’re worse
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      Reply #22979: Aug 01, 2024 03:48:35 pm
      Glad you have got them, having said that we had a right pair who we’re worse

      Think any club would struggle to have owners as bad as the Glazers.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22980: Aug 02, 2024 11:43:17 am
      The roof ain't gonna pay for itself....

      From the Beeb....


      Manchester United's Scott McTominay is the subject of interest from another Premier league club for the second summer in a row

      Manchester United have received a second bid from Fulham, understood to be £20m, for midfielder Scott McTominay.

      It is anticipated United will reject the offer but the Scotland international's future is again uncertain after West Ham tried to sign him last summer.

      Speaking on the club's pre-season tour of the United States, United manager Erik ten Hag said he is "pleased" to have McTominay in his squad, but stopped short of saying the 27-year-old Scotland international would remain at the club.

      The Old Trafford club are trying to generate funds to buy new players and the injuries to defender Leny Yoro, who is set to miss three months, and striker Rasmus Hojlund heighten the issue.

      McTominay is moving into the prime years of his career and wants to be a first-team regular


      That's right big Jim. Sell one of your better performing midfielders for peanuts and keep the two lazy Brazilian duds who cost £70m & £82m...
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      Reply #22981: Aug 02, 2024 11:46:58 am
      The roof ain't gonna pay for itself....

      From the Beeb....


      Manchester United's Scott McTominay is the subject of interest from another Premier league club for the second summer in a row

      Manchester United have received a second bid from Fulham, understood to be £20m, for midfielder Scott McTominay.

      It is anticipated United will reject the offer but the Scotland international's future is again uncertain after West Ham tried to sign him last summer.

      Speaking on the club's pre-season tour of the United States, United manager Erik ten Hag said he is "pleased" to have McTominay in his squad, but stopped short of saying the 27-year-old Scotland international would remain at the club.

      The Old Trafford club are trying to generate funds to buy new players and the injuries to defender Leny Yoro, who is set to miss three months, and striker Rasmus Hojlund heighten the issue.

      McTominay is moving into the prime years of his career and wants to be a first-team regular


      That's right big Jim. Sell one of your better performing midfielders for peanuts and keep the two lazy Brazilian duds who cost £70m & £82m...

      Im going to be gutted if  Mac goes Kurt.  :-[ he's a keeper for me. great squad player.
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      Reply #22982: Aug 02, 2024 12:16:37 pm
      Im going to be gutted if  Mac goes Kurt.  :-[ he's a keeper for me. great squad player.
      Errr, leave the team selection to ETH Keet  :lmao:

      but yeah, Mac popped up a good few times recently when it mattered for your lot...
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      Reply #22983: Aug 03, 2024 11:07:17 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22984: Aug 04, 2024 09:31:52 pm

      They needed the excuses as we battered them 3-0  :lmao:
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      Reply #22985: Aug 04, 2024 11:05:46 pm
      We made it easily.


      1000 pages of laughing at your lot Keith!  :D


      Look forward to the next 1,000  :lmao:
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      Reply #22986: Aug 05, 2024 07:40:32 am
      We made it easily.


      1000 pages of laughing at your lot Keith!  :D


      Look forward to the next 1,000  :lmao:

      Well I’ll be laughing at you f***in lot making the numbers up this year coz your dam well not winning the league lad. 😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22987: Aug 05, 2024 07:46:11 am
      Mad that Mctominay is 27 already..
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      Reply #22988: Aug 05, 2024 07:47:16 am
      Mad that Mctominay is 27 already..

      Stay stay stay.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22989: Aug 05, 2024 05:31:48 pm
      How many matches into the new season before the newspapers start talking how close ETH is to being sh*t canned and the disfunction and infighting in the United squad. Oh...let's not forget that OT is also a plugged up toilet away from being declared an unsafe structure.
      Cant wait.....
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      Reply #22990: Aug 06, 2024 01:26:22 am
      Well I’ll be laughing at you f***in lot making the numbers up this year coz your dam well not winning the league lad. 😂

      Got a better shot at it then your mob!





      Your Tour Bus in the USA got clamped mate!  :lmao:
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      Reply #22991: Aug 06, 2024 08:50:38 am
      Got a better shot at it then your mob!





      Your Tour Bus in the USA got clamped mate!  :lmao:

      Looks like a scouser trying to pinch the fcuking wheel to me.
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      Reply #22992: Aug 06, 2024 03:41:17 pm
      Looks like a scouser trying to pinch the fcuking wheel to me.

      So stereotypical…….from the City with a greater crime rate
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      Reply #22993: Aug 06, 2024 06:17:57 pm
      Looks like a scouser trying to pinch the fcuking wheel to me.

      Looks like an old photo to me!!

      I even remember making jokes about the original incident :laugh:
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      Reply #22994: Aug 06, 2024 08:17:28 pm
      Looks like an old photo to me!!

      I even remember making jokes about the original incident :laugh:
      Yes. It was from when Man Utd played a friendly against Sampdoria in Dublin when Jose Mourinho was manager...
      Was just a clamping guy having a prank photo with the bus driver for a photo opportunity...  ;D
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      Reply #22996: Aug 21, 2024 08:48:16 pm
      The 5 Ajax players that were part of Ten Hag's side and are now at Man United cost Ajax €23m to acquire.....

      On the mission to "get the band back together" those same 5 players cost Man United €263m in transfer fees.....

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      Reply #22997: Aug 21, 2024 09:58:44 pm
      The 5 Ajax players that were part of Ten Hag's side and are now at Man United cost Ajax €23m to acquire.....

      On the mission to "get the band back together" those same 5 players cost Man United €263m in transfer fees.....



      Not happy with the attachment Ten keeps with Ajax, he's buying with his heart and not the head. Its not as if Ajax were a top top side, probably getting a cut.   :lmao:
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      Reply #22998: Aug 21, 2024 10:20:53 pm
      Not happy with the attachment Ten keeps with Ajax, he's buying with his heart and not the head. Its not as if Ajax were a top top side, probably getting a cut.   :lmao:
      If he's getting 10% of what the agents cuts were, he's doing well....
      Erik 10% Hag  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #22999: Aug 24, 2024 02:36:33 pm
      They're back!

      Brighton 2 v 1 Man Utd

      Doing what they do best.

      A bit unlucky to be honest, but we know all about bad luck.

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