The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

What is extremely funny is how f***in deluded utd fans and commentators are after seeing
 Ten hag for 2 seasons with barely a 50% win rate think they will finish above us

What is extremely funny is how f***in deluded utd fans and commentators are after seeing
 Ten hag for 2 seasons with barely a 50% win rate think they will finish above us

We all know why they behave like this the darling of the press and F.A.

Is this where I have to come on and eat humble pie 🤢 some may say aggis pie but it’s all the same, still 🤢 😂 What can I say? You’ll be pleased to hear this one hit me quite hard. 🤦‍♂️ Normally I can still post when you lot beat us but can’t be said about many of you. 🤔

I though after 20 mins we were doing just fine and Onana May of just been sat in his net rather than walk up and down the line but that soon changed once you got your act together. Didn’t help with us playing with ten men oppose to your 12 with Casemiro playing with the wrong red shirt on ( so to speak ) Adding to that Zirkzee had a stinker and though the moment got to him. It was a big ask putting him in the front line but with no recognised striker Tens choices were limited.

Anyway this is not about how bad United were more of how well you fcuking kunts played. 😂 Once again Salah does what he  does at OT and not only plays well but scores goals.  You’ll be fu**ed when he goes but what a legend he’s been for you lot. Great player, great ambassador for the club, stuck by you when he could have fcuked of to the Oily’s. Deserves all the plaudits when he does go. Which incidentally going by his post match speech made it sound like it was his last game at OT and moving on. ?

Diaz who’s had his knockers from last years exploits ( deservedly so )  decided to put a shift in, and what a good shift it was. Don’t know who got MOTM as I turned it off after you lot went 3-0 up 😂  but had to be him or Salah.

This is where I now have to man up, take a few deep breaths (( innn ouuuttt innn ouuttt )) and say congratulations to 95% of the forum who I get on well with and except that it’s ok for me to post on here and enjoy the continued banter we get day in day out. Well done lads. 🙌

Unfortunately I had a chin like Frank Bruno after we went 3-0 down and couldn’t take anymore and my lights went out 😂😂😂  Can we now move only and not discuss anymore please and focus on our next matches please! Pretty please 🙏😂

I’m now full to the brim with all these humble pies so diet it is. 😂😂😂

Me and brother both laughed during the first half regarding the decision to keep Casemiro and offload Mctominay.

He was a part of the difference for you lot in the games last season against us, Casemiro looks finished.

Me and brother both laughed during the first half regarding the decision to keep Casemiro and offload Mctominay.

He was a part of the difference for you lot in the games last season against us, Casemiro looks finished.

Openly said i was gutted about Mac leaving, didn't makes sense to me 

Hello Keith 

Hello Keith 

Don’t worry I don’t go into the abyss like some of you lot when you get beat. 😂

Bad day eh

Bad day eh

You rubbing it in 

Carra to neville - have you got the roof fixed yet?
We need to fix the defence first 

Utd have given Ten hag another vote of confidence apparently, just what you need 3 games in, keep it up mate. Ten hag's at the wheel...🎶👍

This season's League Cup has their name written all over it... 

Is this where I have to come on and eat humble pie 🤢 some may say aggis pie but it’s all the same, still 🤢 😂 What can I say? You’ll be pleased to hear this one hit me quite hard. 🤦‍♂️ Normally I can still post when you lot beat us but can’t be said about many of you. 🤔

I though after 20 mins we were doing just fine and Onana May of just been sat in his net rather than walk up and down the line but that soon changed once you got your act together. Didn’t help with us playing with ten men oppose to your 12 with Casemiro playing with the wrong red shirt on ( so to speak ) Adding to that Zirkzee had a stinker and though the moment got to him. It was a big ask putting him in the front line but with no recognised striker Tens choices were limited.

Anyway this is not about how bad United were more of how well you fcuking kunts played. 😂 Once again Salah does what he  does at OT and not only plays well but scores goals.  You’ll be fu**ed when he goes but what a legend he’s been for you lot. Great player, great ambassador for the club, stuck by you when he could have fcuked of to the Oily’s. Deserves all the plaudits when he does go. Which incidentally going by his post match speech made it sound like it was his last game at OT and moving on. ?

Diaz who’s had his knockers from last years exploits ( deservedly so )  decided to put a shift in, and what a good shift it was. Don’t know who got MOTM as I turned it off after you lot went 3-0 up 😂  but had to be him or Salah.

This is where I now have to man up, take a few deep breaths (( innn ouuuttt innn ouuttt )) and say congratulations to 95% of the forum who I get on well with and except that it’s ok for me to post on here and enjoy the continued banter we get day in day out. Well done lads. 🙌

Unfortunately I had a chin like Frank Bruno after we went 3-0 down and couldn’t take anymore and my lights went out 😂😂😂  Can we now move only and not discuss anymore please and focus on our next matches please! Pretty please 🙏😂

I’m now full to the brim with all these humble pies so diet it is. 😂😂😂

Fair play to ye Numb Nuts, but it did take you a while, like yer Manc mates though you couldn’t last the 90+ minutes and suffer a little bit more, and therefore kind of sums up the attitude within yer club,

Got a question for you pal, Dya still think we’ll drop cos we’ve lost Jürgen ??

Isn’t that what you have being saying for f***in months now ? Sorry that’s two questions 🤣

I did say in the pre match that I thought we’d come and tear you lot a new one and that’s exactly what we did, tbh you lot started well and had me thinking this is gonna be good, and I was right, but not in the way you wanted 🤣🤣

Now I’m not gonna pontificate over what happened you’ve probably suffered enough, however you have to admit that after what 2 1/2 years and £440m that Eric is way way out of his depth and is in fact taking you lot backwards,
Ole was the same depth as Eric while he was at the wheel and look what there,

He keeps on about a system, of building a side that will compete but where the F**k is it ? and he has surrounded himself with people who themselves are out of touch with reality, this is not the Dutch league but yet he’s brought in those he’s worked with there, and it’s not working, ah but he says we’ve won two cup finals more than anyone else except yer noisy neighbours, more delusional sh*te, didn’t we win the league cup last season and the FA cup the year before??

And yet you think you have improved, no mate you haven’t, yer still f***in sh*te, And like putting lipstick on a pig it won’t make it prettier,

That humble pie yer munching on must taste good, you got loads yet to get thru,
Enjoy !!


YNWA

New CEO and Sporting Director both saying “he was resigned before us”.

New CEO and Sporting Director both saying “he was resigned before us”.

True but they both followed up with ‘we are happy with the decision’ !
To take Ratboys argument to its logical conclusion, if there was no one better out there who could have replaced him in the summer then who is out there now who can?
Apart from (oh lord please let it happen) Southgate

True but they both followed up with ‘we are happy with the decision’ !
To take Ratboys argument to its logical conclusion, if there was no one better out there who could have replaced him in the summer then who is out there now who can?
Apart from (oh lord please let it happen) Southgate

He's getting ready for December....

https://youtu.be/fpnmpbZRaTE?si=Fmp_Y_SV7Yclzcbh

Keith,
Hear you have a new Egyptian owner at the old toilet.................. ....Mo Salah. 

This season's League Cup has their name written all over it... 

I’ll take the Micky Mouse Cup along with beating you lot in the Fa Cup again. 😂

Keith,
Hear you have a new Egyptian owner at the old toilet.................. ....Mo Salah. 

Give me a break boys 😂 I’m going through enough agony with Billythekunt without you lot joining  in.

Fair play to ye Numb Nuts, but it did take you a while, like yer Manc mates though you couldn’t last the 90+ minutes and suffer a little bit more, and therefore kind of sums up the attitude within yer club,

Got a question for you pal, Dya still think we’ll drop cos we’ve lost Jürgen ??

Isn’t that what you have being saying for f***in months now ? Sorry that’s two questions 🤣

I did say in the pre match that I thought we’d come and tear you lot a new one and that’s exactly what we did, tbh you lot started well and had me thinking this is gonna be good, and I was right, but not in the way you wanted 🤣🤣

Now I’m not gonna pontificate over what happened you’ve probably suffered enough, however you have to admit that after what 2 1/2 years and £440m that Eric is way way out of his depth and is in fact taking you lot backwards,
Ole was the same depth as Eric while he was at the wheel and look what there,

He keeps on about a system, of building a side that will compete but where the F**k is it ? and he has surrounded himself with people who themselves are out of touch with reality, this is not the Dutch league but yet he’s brought in those he’s worked with there, and it’s not working, ah but he says we’ve won two cup finals more than anyone else except yer noisy neighbours, more delusional sh*te, didn’t we win the league cup last season and the FA cup the year before??

And yet you think you have improved, no mate you haven’t, yer still f***in sh*te, And like putting lipstick on a pig it won’t make it prettier,

That humble pie yer munching on must taste good, you got loads yet to get thru,
Enjoy !!


YNWA

Who you to call anyone for not posting when you get beat? I never do a runner. 😂 You go missing for around a week or two.

Do I still think you’ll drop? When if I view the evidence of 3 games it would be difficult for me to make an argument for one’s self. 😂 I know you 3 who took the 3x£20 bets will be sitting pretty for sure. 🤢 Long way to go and certainly no intentions of you lot getting offered a cash out. 😂

Yes I’ve been saying for months 🦥 wont have the same success as Klopp but that’s based on his first year so it’s very hard even now to think it’s possible granted your excellent start. 🤢

Ten did show himself up with his tactics but still happy to have him here based on there’s still no one out there to replace him 🤷‍♂️ sad but true.

Definitely have improved the side that I have no doubt, if it were you lot you’d be arguing they need time to gel so I’m throwing that one at you. 🖕🖕🖕

Had enough aggis pie to last me life time this passed week so give me a break. 😂 Now fcuk off and leave me alone, eat 💩 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Who you to call anyone for not posting when you get beat? I never do a runner. 😂 You go missing for around a week or two.

Do I still think you’ll drop? When if I view the evidence of 3 games it would be difficult for me to make an argument for one’s self. 😂 I know you 3 who took the 3x£20 bets will be sitting pretty for sure. 🤢 Long way to go and certainly no intentions of you lot getting offered a cash out. 😂

Yes I’ve been saying for months 🦥 wont have the same success as Klopp but that’s based on his first year so it’s very hard even now to think it’s possible granted your excellent start. 🤢

Ten did show himself up with his tactics but still happy to have him here based on there’s still no one out there to replace him 🤷‍♂️ sad but true.

Definitely have improved the side that I have no doubt, if it were you lot you’d be arguing they need time to gel so I’m throwing that one at you. 🖕🖕🖕

Had enough aggis pie to last me life time this passed week so give me a break. 😂 Now fcuk off and leave me alone, eat 💩 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I find it strange that a club of your supposed stature cannot find a manager who at the very least would have by now built some kind of relationship between the players he had inherited and the money that he’s had at his disposal since that useless tw*t Eric took over, to date I believe he has spunked about £440m and yet know one has any idea including himself what his best X1 is,

Yet we can look at clubs further down the pyramid to Brighton, Ipswich, Leicester, Bournemouth, and the like who for each of those clubs have found managers who have managed to assemble respectfully very good sides who play a very decent standard of football, with limited budgets,

So my next question for those in that pathetic boardroom at OT, what the F**k do you want, what are you waiting for, the next Fergie, or another Jürgen Klopp ?? Or another Oily Sheik to buy yer club out of the sh*te you put yer selves in ?

Their excuse for extending Eric’s term is as pathetic as the man himself, ‘ We’ve searched all over Europe for a suitable candidate, but could not find the appropriate person’ but yet Brighton managed it twice, De Zerbi & Hurzeler, Ipswich have a young bright manager in Kieran McKenna who has brought promotion from the second division, Leicester managed by the now Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca, Bournemouth have Andoni Iraola, all of them have their own brand of exciting football and all done with a fraction of the Millions Ten Fags has spunked on his hapless dipshits !!

GO FIGURE !!


YNWA

Since January 2021, Mo is the fifth highest goalscorer at the old toilet, that includes Manc players as well.

 

I find it strange that a club of your supposed stature cannot find a manager who at the very least would have by now built some kind of relationship between the players he had inherited and the money that he’s had at his disposal since that useless tw*t Eric took over, to date I believe he has spunked about £440m and yet know one has any idea including himself what his best X1 is,

Yet we can look at clubs further down the pyramid to Brighton, Ipswich, Leicester, Bournemouth, and the like who for each of those clubs have found managers who have managed to assemble respectfully very good sides who play a very decent standard of football, with limited budgets,

So my next question for those in that pathetic boardroom at OT, what the F**k do you want, what are you waiting for, the next Fergie, or another Jürgen Klopp ?? Or another Oily Sheik to buy yer club out of the sh*te you put yer selves in ?

Their excuse for extending Eric’s term is as pathetic as the man himself, ‘ We’ve searched all over Europe for a suitable candidate, but could not find the appropriate person’ but yet Brighton managed it twice, De Zerbi & Hurzeler, Ipswich have a young bright manager in Kieran McKenna who has brought promotion from the second division, Leicester managed by the now Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca, Bournemouth have Andoni Iraola, all of them have their own brand of exciting football and all done with a fraction of the Millions Ten Fags has spunked on his hapless dipshits !!

GO FIGURE !!


YNWA

We’ve been over this time and time again. 🤦‍♂️ We have a global shortage of top class managers now. It took you 3 attempts before deciding with 🦥 after the other two allegedly had other ideas before Liverpool could make an official offer for them.

Anyway you worry about your own lot and I’ll worry about mine you mithering kunt.

Sky Sports is reporting that a Man United training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.

Training was suspended and the police were called. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Training resumed after the police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.