The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

Said earlier while they keep the same faces on board who have made these faulted decisions over the past 11 years the situation will continue (hopefully).

The first appointment by Ferguson on his retirement ie Moyes initiated the disastrous process.

It’s different faces making the decisions

He probably wanted a competitive transfer budget and fsg ran for the hills 🤣

Many a true work spoke in gest.

Maybe Amorim's thinking they could have had him in the summer, his team are at the top of the league again, do I really fancy jumping into that shitshow and mounting a challenge for the top...6? Maybe if he's paid enough money or promised enough money or both

Maybe Amorim's thinking they could have had him in the summer, his team are at the top of the league again, do I really fancy jumping into that shitshow and mounting a challenge for the top...6? Maybe if he's paid enough money or promised enough money or both

He will be trebling his wages to close to £10mil a year to put him second best paid in the prem

 

In all seriousness wasn’t it just because his style of play it didn’t suit  you ( Liverpool ) they walked away?

It was either that or if you believe some of the other rumblings, when approached his agent started talking like he was already offered the job when in reality LFC were still scoping out Slot. They didn't want Slot to spook so they told Amorim and his agent to pound sand.

Rub-a-dub messing United about. Sign of the times that United have no option but to suck up to him...." In your own time Ruben mate...we'll re do your office shall we...just let us know when your ready..."

United stocking up on boot polish...

I love the hype and bullshit the first defeat is going to be joyful

'Manchester United announce Rúben Amorim’s appointment as head coach'...

Amorim to leave Sporting and start on 11 November
He signs contract to 2027 with extra year’s option

www.theguardian.com/football/2024/nov/01/manchester-united-confirm-ruben-amorim-manager-sporting-november


Won't be long before the BBC will be calling him the magician or miracle worker... like they've described the other Utd managers since Ferguson who've then failed.

'Manchester United announce Rúben Amorim’s appointment as head coach'...

Amorim to leave Sporting and start on 11 November
He signs contract to 2027 with extra year’s option

www.theguardian.com/football/2024/nov/01/manchester-united-confirm-ruben-amorim-manager-sporting-november


Won't be long before the BBC will be calling him the magician or miracle worker... like they've described the other Utd managers since Ferguson who've then failed.

Great. BBC's resident Man Utd correspondent Simon Stone will be wanking himself silly now.

'Manchester United announce Rúben Amorim’s appointment as head coach'...

Amorim to leave Sporting and start on 11 November
He signs contract to 2027 with extra year’s option

www.theguardian.com/football/2024/nov/01/manchester-united-confirm-ruben-amorim-manager-sporting-november


Won't be long before the BBC will be calling him the magician or miracle worker... like they've described the other Utd managers since Ferguson who've then failed.

Have to do a bit of catching up with sky about it - they’ve already lost control. Jesus!

Rejected by Liverpool
Rejected by West Ham
Hired by Utd

Not even a week since they booted Ten Hag out and I've completely forgotten he was ever there

Not even a week since they booted Ten Hag out and I've completely forgotten he was ever there

Them too probably 😂

We have more than twice as many points as them after just ten games.

25 v 12

He's got his work cut out honestly, I think a good 50% of the problems there is the players, they are all crap, topped off by having a player like Bruno being your their captain... the most dislikeable kind of players... if he can get them playing then fair play to him, but he could have committed career suicide going to that graveyard of a club like many before him.

Guy is going to get it from the Manc media…😂


https://x.com/proximajornada1/status/1853496818388119598?s=61&t=71QrkUHquEfie-_OepNQKg

Genuinely worried about this guy, think he’ll be good for them.

Guy is going to get it from the Manc media…😂


https://x.com/proximajornada1/status/1853496818388119598?s=61&t=71QrkUHquEfie-_OepNQKg

Showing respect you can’t knock that 🙌🙌🙌

Nice to see Danny Ricciardo got a new job after RB.

Genuinely worried about this guy, think he’ll be good for them.

I hope he doesn't bring that Gykores kid with him. Got a feeling he's gonna be a Superstar of World Football and don't want him anywhere near that shithole.

Genuinely worried about this guy, think he’ll be good for them.

He's going to wish he went to West ham!   

Nice to see Danny Ricciardo got a new job after RB.

 
He does have a look of him doesn’t he 😂 let’s hope he’s as fast out of the box getting us playing again.

Saviour Southgate on the way 

Thank fcuk you and many others got this one wrong.  I can breath again now. 😂