Big Brother 10

It starts on Thursday by all accounts. Can't say I'll be too fussed if I miss this.

Another group of wanna be famous no marks who sell their stories to Heat and then are never heard of again.

Every year I say "I won't watch" and I always do. So yea I will be watching

Whose in it this time? Or isn't that revealed until Thursday?

EDIT: Stupid question, I was thinking of Celebrity Big Brother!

They should be prosecuted under the trade description act because there's no way this pathetic, humiliating show qualifies as entertainment.

Always watch the launch to see how many fit birds are on it. Normally disappointed though. It's normally a count the gay and lesbian event on launch night. Although, after the last celebrity big brother, every show should have a midget.

Could this be the most politically incorrect post ever? Sorry to any forum midgets.

It's normally a count the gay and lesbian event on launch night.

On big brother, some of them can be both mate

On big brother, some of them can be both mate

Granted - I'm a lesbian meself...

Granted - I'm a lesbian meself...

But are you gay as well? Or is that one still open to debate?

But are you gay as well? Or is that one still open to debate?

No I'm a heterosexual man with a penchant for lesbianism

No I'm a heterosexual man with a penchant for lesbianism

Big brother isn't for you then.

You need to shagged 100 birds, 30 fellas, 4 sheep and a dislocated puppet just to get past the auditions.

Big brother isn't for you then.

You need to shagged 100 birds, 30 fellas, 4 sheep and a dislocated puppet just to get past the auditions.

No-one told me "The Chosen One" was gonna be on it this year...

With each passing year I feel the urge to punch Davina McCall grows stronger.

The missus watches it.  I don't but end up watching bits.  It's a bit sad really.  I'm sure I'll watch the first program to check out any fit birds and count the number of freaks, but the first 3 or 4 weeks there all too busy kissing each other's arses (and not in the interesting sense).  It only gets good when they start going crazy.

So the house mates are entering...

That Sophia is insane.

I watched the first two housemates enter  : and then switched it off.

Freddie, who seems to have been born with a silver spoon in his mouth......OK Yah !

Lisa....I think that was her/his name, I really thought it was a bloke 


I know if I start to watch it, I will get hooked and I really don't have the time for this rubbish.

Bit sh*te this isn't it?

im away at sea for the next fouir months so i cant get to see it, 1st time ever, any body good,fit, interesting in the new house?

WOLVERINE TO WIN

Seen clips of this sh*te last night.

Seriously, where do you find complete and utter tw*ts like those that appear on Big Brother.

Could any of them be described as normal.

Seen clips of this sh*te last night.

Seriously, where do you find complete and utter tw*ts like those that appear on Big Brother.

Could any of them be described as normal.

No, but that's what makes TV I suppose!

sh*t TV though.

Used to have something similar over here in France, but it got axed after a couple of years because it was too sh*t.

They do another one now where it's the same prinicipal, but all the people in the house have a secret and you have to guess what it is, that way there's an excuse for them all being freaks.

Surprisingly last year it wasn't the nymphomaniac who won, I think it was a woman who was part way through having a sex change into a man.

Either way, I don't miss watching Big Brother!

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No, but that's what makes TV I suppose!

sh*t TV though.

Had we given them hatchets, knives and handguns, last weirdo standing wins - that would make GREAT tv!