The "Gow's Ideas for a Thread" Thread

As promised, I thought I'd have a crack at this, feel free to add any ideas you have to make Gow's topic starting easier, especially those of you who have the misfortune extreme good luck of knowing him outside the forum.

The sudden urge to go to the loo - your reasons why

Anyone know any canine assassins in the Liverpool area?

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Anyone got any naked pics of MsG? I pay cash!

Petition to ask Nasa to calculate the actual size of Steve Bruce's head - your votes needed

NASA don't have the measuring capabilities.

You missed off:

How come rain's wet?
Two cushions or three?
My fingernails need cutting
AND The Invisible Post Thread

Will I Ever Post A Thread Containing The Word Song In The Media and Entertainment Board?

I could swear ive read a topic like this before somewhere

No swearing on this topic mate.

The count to a million without the use of a comma as a delimiter thread?

If you had 3 apples and ate 2 of them, how much more happy are you?

If you're allergic to apples three would be a luxury,so in that sense you'd be more than happy with two.

No swearing on this topic mate.

 

How many times can you tickle a Giraffe until you make it angry.

Rio Rio!

As promised, I thought I'd have a crack at this, feel free to add any ideas you have to make Gow's topic starting easier, especially those of you who have the misfortune extreme good luck of knowing him outside the forum.


                                                                                       

Anyone got any naked pics of MsG? I pay cash!

Erm.....excuse me Ayrton........what's all this about    

Erm.....excuse me Ayrton........what's all this about    

The cash thing can be removed if you don't agree with it? 

The cash thing can be removed if you don't agree with it? 

Charged me camera battery last night funnily enough...

I'd have thought Ayrton would have only dealt in credit cards .......Oooo La La !!   

Charged me camera battery last night funnily enough...

You been taking sneaky snaps of my cleavage 

I'd have thought Ayrton would have only dealt in credit cards .......Oooo La La !!   

I'll have to start an auction for the ones you sent me already!

Do I hear 5p, anyone?

You been taking sneaky snaps of my cleavage 

Come on love, you can't see your clevage up close never mind from hiding behind a tree

5p

5p

I knew it!

You'll have to outbid him now MsG!

I'll see my 5p and raise me 10.

Incidentally Ayr, Jay Spearing looks like Kryten off Red Dwarf on your avatar there!

F**k me....is that all I'm worth 

Aww, I'm raising my own bids here!

You're priceless, like all works of art...