The "Gow's Ideas for a Thread" Thread

Will that do for what mate?

Closest I could get to Dr Prod

Looking at that, the two blondes look like they've been spending their pension on the ale.

Seen Davina on the right? She's got big legs hasn't she? Looks slimmer on Big Brother...

Not to mention the obvious, that when the two blondes went in to get their tits done and they asked 'how big?', they both answered 'bigger than vern's head'.

Seen Davina on the right? She's got big legs hasn't she? Looks slimmer on Big Brother...

Not to mention the obvious, that when the two blondes went in to get their tits done and they asked 'how big?', they both answered 'bigger than vern'.

Just tidied it up for you mate.

There's people reading this who've only just noticed Vern's on there!

There's people reading this who've only just noticed Vern's on there!

Aye mate, I think most just thought one of dark haired girl's tits had fell out.

Nice shirt that on Vern though innit? I wonder if they make them in human size, or if he just got it at Hobbits R Us.

Oh, and another idea of mine for a thread would be (you just reminded me DLS). Last night when the people from the council were hear about the dog (which is silent tonight), the fella was Scottish and I kept answering his questions with 'aye'. Why do you answer a Scottish person as if you're Scottish?

Beats me.

Nice shirt that on Vern though innit? I wonder if they make them in human size, or if he just got it at Hobbits R Us.

That's below the belt mate and I'm talking about Vern

Oh, and another idea of mine for a thread would be (you just reminded me DLS). Last night when the people from the council were hear about the dog (which is silent tonight), the fella was Scottish and I kept answering his questions with 'aye'. Why do you answer a Scottish person as if you're Scottish?

Beats me.

Well, in case they beat you?

I wrote 'were hear about the dog'. Oh the shame of it.

Nice shirt that on Vern though innit? I wonder if they make them in human size, or if he just got it at Hobbits R Us.

Never mind that I'm thinking about Vern in the ferret role in that situation,the possibilities are endless

I wrote 'were hear about the dog'. Oh the shame of it.

  Not long after posting this:

Oh, and I have a degree in English (did I mention that? )

By the way, were where they standing? There not to be trusted. 

Hehe. Over they're. They had there work cut out though.

Over their? Outragoeus!

b fair iz beta than ova der in it

b fair iz beta than ova der in it

Fur enough like.

Here's one for Gow to start. What do you do when you do da cha cha like a little sissy girl?

Before or after your tiny little nipples go to France?

Before. Just after you go pee pee.

Oh man. Bit of goose and Pulp Fiction seems to be working now. Watching Mia Wallace and Vincent Vega dancing - C'est la vie say the old folks it goes to show you never can tell. Absolute quality!

Nick Griffin - which is he more of - a racist or a greedy pie-eater?

Can you get pissed by drinking your own urine after a night out?

Why is the colour of this forum red?

Love, huh, yeah - what is it good for?

Was that not 'War, huh, yeah, what is it good for'?

Or were you being ironic?

Was that not 'War, huh, yeah, what is it good for'?

Or were you being ironic?

We all know what war is good for.