Sorry, not from the forum but I thought this was a cracker!
During last season's Semi-Final, my cricket team had a horror start to the match as one of the openers, Daniel, inexplicably took suicidal runs and promptly ran out 4 of our best batters within the first 10 overs. Two of which, the keeper and second slip, didn't even get to face a ball!
When the time came for our team to bowl, Daniel made his way to first slip, and immediately loudly proclaimed: "Jeez, I'm rich!"
When asked why, he told them that he was surrounded by diamonds!
At the time, I can assure you it didn't go down well, but the quote will be long remembered.
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