Fathers Day

Well this Sunday is Fathers Day.

After watchng the TV adverts for the pressies you could be receivng on Sunday I have come to the decision that there are 3 types of Dads.

All we can expect to receive on Sunday is a poxy re-hashed CD.  

So whch Dad are you?

Jeremy Clarkson...the Hard 80's Classic Rock

James May...the Soft 70's Classic Rock

Richard Hammond... the 90's Popular Rock.

Personally you can stuff all of these stereo typed CD's up yer arse. Same old sh*t re-hashed every year. Come on Give us something we want Beer or "snuggles" with the special lady! now that's a great Day!

My dad's the type that downloads all the stuff he wants, and even the stuff he doesn't want. Trouble is, you can't download Galaxy bars or sherbet lemons, so that's what he got for Father's Day!

The trouble with having a Dad and a Step Dad is that have to spend twice as much much. However, there is an upside - My real dad lives in Malta so might just be delayed in the post for a few days

Well, I've already had the presents my boys made me at school. Two lovely paintings and a recited poem each, great stuff!

As for Sunday, I'll just be hoping for a nice bit of breakfast in bed after a lie-in, there's no harm in dreaming!

Well I'm going away on Sunday, so I will be paying my Daddy a visit tomorrow night, I've bought him a gardening book, a bottle of Whiskey and a box of his favourite.....Wine Gums 

To all the Dads on the forum.....have a lovely Father's Day.

Well I'm going away on Sunday

I was just about to ask you some serious questions when I first read that.

Going halves with my sis to get him a watch and then I'll lash some dosh in a card for him too. Much easier that way as he can get what he wants and I don't have to use my brain.

Happy Fathers day to all the forum daddies.

I was just about to ask you some serious questions when I first read that.

Going halves with my sis to get him a watch and then I'll lash some dosh in a card for him too. Much easier that way as he can get what he wants and I don't have to use my brain.

Happy Fathers day to all the forum daddies.

I thought you were about to give me a right telling off then   

Got me dad two packets of ciggies the other week cos he didn't have any and decided that would be his father's day prezzie. Gonna get him another packet on Sunday as a surprise an all and a Ronnie Barker DVD Box Set

My boys have got me a card and a bottle of something (judging by the shape).  Dunno what the missus has bought my old fella - a card and a bottle of something probably.

My youngest has also had a message recorded to go on the tv or radio.

Gotta love kids...sometimes.   

Got me dad two packets of ciggies the other week cos he didn't have any and decided that would be his father's day prezzie. Gonna get him another packet on Sunday as a surprise an all and a Ronnie Barker DVD Box Set

Ha Ha reminds me that once I'd given up smoking my kids where B****xed as to what to get me.Now I smell nice all the time.

My dad's in Australia with his third wife !!  So don't have to worry on this score !!

Have a good day all you dads out there !!  Anyone want to adopt me ??   

I will  adopt you Smiggs! poor thing.

I will  adopt you Smiggs! poor thing.

Cheers gareth !!    We'll sort it in time for next years Fathers Day, then you can be sure of a pressie 

OK then Smiggs, nice one pressie for me

my dad is a 44 year old prodigy fan who enjoys footie, star trek, country file, bitter, whikey, chinese food, fishing and sunbathing.

you work him out coz i can't.

got him the away shirt, seem'd sensible

Should have got him a bottle of whikey mate

Should have got him a bottle of whikey mate

every xmas. birthday and times he's depressed being married to my mum, which is a friday in the nags head

Was probably best not to make a 2 hour call to Malta on a mobile to say happy fathers day

I had a miniature golf set disguised as a BBQ set it is awesome , loving it , thanks son.

As well as a card and bottle (of Captain Morgan's     ) I got a Lynx shower/deo set, a new LFC T-Shirt and a day trip to Pafos which turned out to be an overnight stay in a 5 star hotel - all inclusive of course.

Thanks kids (and the missus for arranging it     ).

As well as a card and bottle (of Captain Morgan's     ) I got a Lynx shower/deo set, a new LFC T-Shirt and a day trip to Pafos which turned out to be an overnight stay in a 5 star hotel - all inclusive of course.

Thanks kids (and the missus for arranging it     ).

Good times

Me lads got me a couple a bottles of red vino the new Kasabian CD which is awesome a DVD (step brothers)which is well funny and my daughter crowned it all with a bottle of brandy,thats what you call sorted.

Well this Sunday is Fathers Day.

Personally you can stuff all of these stereo typed CD's up yer arse. Same old sh*t re-hashed every year. Come on Give us something we want Beer or "snuggles" with the special lady! now that's a great Day!

A selection of beers from the Cats, 

....now I have to ask, where did the Cats get the money for the Beer, and who the dickens sells Beer to Cats?