The Medical Thread

Any aches, pains or illnesses post them in here and hopefully some of the nice members of the forum can offer advice. Others will no doubt just try and be funny won't they Gow

Anyway, I've got a bit of a runny nose, feels like the start of the flu  what's best to sort it out?

Any aches, pains or illnesses post them in here and hopefully some of the nice members of the forum can offer advice. Others will no doubt just try and be funny won't they Gow

Anyway, I've got a bit of a runny nose, feels like the start of the flu  what's best to sort it out?

Oink Oink.

Better take some Oinkment DLS.

As you dont drink DLS i can't recomend a hot toddy so a lemsip will have to do mate.

I had one of them before mate, I'm just being male. Making out I'm on death's door when I've got a cold

That deadly man flu then mate, take care.

Well, DLS, seeing as I'm a bloody medical librarian I won't poke any fun! Go to www.evidence.nhs.uk if you want to find out what's wrong with you. It's the new portal brought about by the recommendations from the Darzi Review of the NHS.

See, I didn't make any jokes, did I?

And get plenty of rest lad - put your trotters up.

Hayfever? mine started 4 days ago.

Well, DLS, seeing as I'm a bloody medical librarian I won't poke any fun! Go to www.evidence.nhs.uk if you want to find out what's wrong with you. It's the new portal brought about by the recommendations from the Darzi Review of the NHS.

See, I didn't make any jokes, did I?

And get plenty of rest lad - put your trotters up.

Advice off the NHS? Biggest joke so far

Advice off the NHS? Biggest joke so far

You wanna try WORKING for them!

You wanna try WORKING for them!

What? Billy do work? 

You wanna try WORKING for them!

I applied when I was 16 mate on this Connexions course thing, didn't get the job and the reason..."me shirt wasn't tucked in for the interview"

What? Billy do work? 

If I worked, who'd do the work around the house?

I applied when I was 16 mate on this Connexions course thing, didn't get the job and the reason..."me shirt wasn't tucked in for the interview"

Scruffy b***ard.

Scruffy b***ard.

Ah well, the rest of me looked the biz in me trilby, inch wide tie and sharp black suit.

If I worked, who'd do the work around the house?

I don't know mate, but you can't be working in that state, that's for sure. You put your feet up lad.

I don't know mate, but you can't be working in that state, that's for sure. You put your feet up lad.

If only me mam and dad were as considerate. Got me running round like bloody cinderella here

You did look nice actually. Had trouble seeing your tie though through the suit.

Nah that was for the job at the Women's not the Royal.

I heard a rumour about why you didn't get the job at Alder Hey...

Nah you heard wrong mate, that wasn't for Alder Hay. It was for the vacant job at Goodison Park, apparently that fella got the job an all.

I thought we were starting a new thread on Phillip Degan 

I thought we were starting a new thread on Phillip Degan 

Ouch Aussie....that was below the belt