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      Things that put you off the opposite sex?

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      Ross
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      Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Jun 27, 2009 09:38:13 pm
      This thought came into my head with the seemingly continuing belief amongst girls that it is funny to take pictures of themselves on the toilet. It's not funny, it's f**cking off putting!

      Frequent bad language, just makes women sound common in my opinion.

      For some reason also I don't particularly like girls chewing gum. I have no idea why.

      Girls that are needy - for example a girlfriend that feels she needs she needs to be constantly doing something rather than just being happy for being with you alone.

      Arrogance.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #1: Jun 27, 2009 09:53:56 pm
      Nose picking, scratching lower regions, farting, spitting, shall I go on..... ;) ;D
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      Reply #2: Jun 27, 2009 09:55:24 pm
      Nose picking, scratching lower regions, farting, spitting, shall I go on..... ;) ;D

      Do proceed! :D

      Oh yeah of course farting. Burping to a much lesser extent.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #3: Jun 27, 2009 10:14:12 pm
      I HATE girls that wear tonnes of make up and you can see the layers! It's horrible! Prime example, Jodie Marsh:



      I wouldn't go near her!
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      Reply #4: Jun 27, 2009 10:27:38 pm
      Oh my Lord she is disgusting. Erugh. Shiver.

      I agree with you on that one though mate definately.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #5: Jun 27, 2009 10:56:28 pm
      Most of the stuff already outlined, but another for me is facial/underarm hair. It's vile IMO.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #6: Jun 28, 2009 12:08:00 am
      From a generall point of view , young women prefere older more stable men, who know the business end of relationeseps, althougth they aspire to the " six pack" image". So for those of us who conform, bring it it on.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #7: Jun 28, 2009 12:39:47 am
      sex changes
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #8: Jun 28, 2009 12:40:58 am
      Sally Gunnell
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #9: Jun 28, 2009 12:45:57 am
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #10: Jun 28, 2009 12:09:12 pm
      Facial hair.

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      Reply #11: Jun 28, 2009 12:11:57 pm
      Is that a man or a woman?
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      Reply #12: Jun 28, 2009 12:14:53 pm
      Didn't want to be the first to bring it up, but that ship has sailed.


      Kebab fannies.
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      Reply #13: Jun 28, 2009 12:17:46 pm

      Why? Are you turned on? :lmao:
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      Reply #14: Jun 28, 2009 12:18:59 pm
      Didn't want to be the first to bring it up, but that ship has sailed.


      Kebab fannies.

      :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #15: Jun 28, 2009 12:21:03 pm
      Taken from UrbanDictionary:

      Kebab Fanny    
         
      A Sausage Wallet. Really long labia.

      "I pulled down her panties and took a wiff , she had a badly wrapped kabab fanny."

      Disgusting.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #16: Jun 28, 2009 12:22:38 pm
      The fact that some guys have a huge ego , just because a girl likes them they get all proud about it . And they way that some think about only the 'exterior' of a woman and not her personality . Some other disgusting habits that men have like smiggs already mentioned . The way that women are kept under pressure to diet and look good just for a man's sake ( but I know they guys on here are not like that ...hopefully) . And especially men who think that girls are 'toys'

      Obviously relationships cannot be based on only looks but hey , if you looked good then your partner should be just a decent , right ? But I am a cynic and being apart of the younger generation I feel that guys these days are too egoistic and too proud !

      The best example to me for a perfect boyfriend/husband is Fernando Torres , seriously . He is sweet,  down to earth , loyal , has not bit of ego , very unselfish , totally dedicated to his club , country and girlfriend + he's really hot !
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      Reply #17: Jun 28, 2009 12:24:04 pm
      And really wealthy too...
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      Reply #18: Jun 28, 2009 12:25:31 pm
      Breast implants.

      Massive black roots under bleached blonde hair.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #19: Jun 28, 2009 12:26:09 pm
      Girls that say 'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee'.
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #20: Jun 28, 2009 12:28:03 pm

      ...that too ... to me Fernando is the perfect man !

      But I wouldn't marry a guy who was a total ass just because he's rich ... but he can't be broke either.

      Either way I won't marry a total ass .
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #21: Jun 28, 2009 12:30:33 pm
      Either way I won't marry a total ass .



      Not for you?
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      Re: Things that put you off the opposite sex?
      Reply #22: Jun 28, 2009 12:32:50 pm
      I'll let you have that one Di Rossi! But I must say, I was tempted! ;) :D

      Girls that look at you like you have no right to make eye contact with them. Or act as if you're not even there.

      EDIT: And why would niks want to marry Tony Adams?

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