Things that put you off the opposite sex?

Spitting hairs here Ross, litterally.

Gotta go, work in 4 hours, see ya in the next cartoon. Bye,

No teeth and a saggy arse.

Short hair. Tattoos. Smoking.

Big three no no's. My ex had all three of these going for her at one point

A fanny like road kill, all matted and hairy with its insides hanging out.....

Facial hair and a protruding Adams apple.

I actually just laughed aloud in the chinese lfcredblood!

Obese greasy women who come into this Chinese.

And then we have to touch the seat, which is not so hygenic  Do not get me started hahahah

But you sit on it, which is putting the germs much closer to any oraface than if you move it with your hand.

Iron hard logic. That's what us men are born with.

WEEEELLLLLLLLLLL, WHAT'S THE STORY MORNING GLORY!

Not just the morning though, I said 'particularly'

Even standing that causes a problem. Unless you manage a well calculated parabolic piss arc. I should write a book.

No matter how sexy or good looking she is if shes full of her own importance forget about it. Hate that

Iron hard logic. That's what us men are born with.

Iron hard logic, Is that Scouse slang for a raging F***ing hard on ?

                                  

Girls that poke you- i don't like being poked. Went out today with a few people and one girl kept poking me (her way of flirting), it was driving me mad- NOT APPRECIATED!!!!!!

A girl with a deep voice.. cant stand that

Girls that poke you- I don't like being poked. Went out today with a few people and one girl kept poking me (her way of flirting), it was driving me mad- NOT APPRECIATED!!!!!!

Childish isn't it?

What happened to playing with their hair or making lots of eye contact.

F*cking women. :

Childish isn't it?

What happened to playing with their hair or making lots of eye contact.

F*cking women. :

To be honest though, she was quite fit. Do i pursue it? It could be like when Joey in Friends went out with a girl who kept hitting him..................... .oh god!

To be honest though, she was quite fit. Do I pursue it? It could be like when Joey in Friends went out with a girl who kept hitting him..................... .oh god!

Is the juice worth the squeeze?

This poking lark might just be the way forward. Looks like it's working mate.

Is the juice worth the squeeze?

This poking lark might just be the way forward. Looks like it's working mate.

well said. I shall pursue.

The poking lark will only be worth it if you are the one doing the poking 

The poking lark will only be worth it if you are the one doing the poking 

How cad!!

The poking lark will only be worth it if you are the one doing the poking  

I was going to say something back to that but I am scared of getting beaten up by the women on the forum

I was going to say something back to that but I am scared of getting beaten up by the women on the forum

Bugger them, on second thoughts best not ........................ ............. 

Bugger them, on second thoughts best not ........................ ............. 

Its MsG and Smigger that i am petrified of...................... ......i am going to have nightmares.

Its MsG and Smigger that I am petrified of...................... ......I am going to have nightmares.

Get a grip fella, how many of them have even put a photo on the web?