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      Corrupt A Wish

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      Corrupt A Wish
      Jul 20, 2009 02:29:59 pm
      This is a fairly old forum game that I found. I'm not sure wheter this has already been on here.

      The person posting above you will post something they wish for, then you post that it's granted but somehow make it undesirable.

      Example:

      I wish I had a million dollars.

      Granted, but it's all in pennies.


      After you've corrupted the previous person's wish, post your own.

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      I wish I had a Liverpool season ticket.


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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #1: Jul 20, 2009 08:13:39 pm
      Granted, but it's for the buses.

      I wish I had a place in Turkey.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #2: Jul 20, 2009 08:27:11 pm
      Granted, but it comes with the christmas dinner.

      I wish I could fly.
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      Reply #3: Jul 20, 2009 08:32:49 pm
      Granted, but it's around Ronaldo's backside all night.

      I wish I could go into space.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #4: Jul 20, 2009 08:35:37 pm
      Granted, but with 70,000 Manure fans travelling with you.

      I wish I was a footballer.
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      Reply #5: Jul 20, 2009 08:40:51 pm
      Granted but you'll be playing for a strictly homosexual XI, and you're designated soap retriever in the showers ;)

      I wish I was Prime Minister.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #6: Jul 20, 2009 08:51:06 pm
      Granted, but comes with Slur Alex and Shrek.

      I wish The Sun went bankrupt.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #7: Jul 21, 2009 12:19:17 am
      Granted.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #8: Jul 21, 2009 12:48:24 am
      But it doesn't take Murdoch down with it.
      I wish Jordan would become a talk show host.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #9: Jul 21, 2009 04:36:28 am
      Granted, but those from there talk Arabic so It'd be hard to understand.

      I wish I could travel to Anfield.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #10: Jul 21, 2009 12:11:33 pm
      Granted, but Bin Laden is the pilot.

      I wish I was Bill Gates.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #11: Jul 21, 2009 03:07:41 pm
      Granted but you're an ugly f**ker.

      I wish I had a nice, new, expensive guitar.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #12: Jul 21, 2009 03:18:16 pm
      Granted , but it will blow up as soon as you plug it into the amplifier

      I wish I lived in Liverpool

      EDIT : That's my 666th post StevieG123  >:D
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #13: Jul 21, 2009 03:22:57 pm
      :o Noooooooooo!

      Granted but then you'd be even nearer to the Manc scum.

      I wish my stairs were made of gold...
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      Reply #14: Jul 21, 2009 03:29:34 pm
      :o Noooooooooo!

      Granted but then you'd be even nearer to the Manc scum.

      I wish my stairs were made of gold...

      Cam't get closer to the manc scum than I am now ..me school is full of Koreans who Idolise J.S Park and the rest are bunch of glory hunting muppets who don't even know who Bryan Robson is . I think I have it bad enough !
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #15: Jul 21, 2009 03:31:39 pm
      :o Noooooooooo!

      Granted but then you'd be even nearer to the Manc scum.

      I wish my stairs were made of gold...

      Granted but you'd slip down them all the time.

      I wish I had a bigger house.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #16: Jul 21, 2009 03:36:23 pm
      Granted but You'll end up loosing your way around it and eventually get lost and not find your bathroom

      I wish the power wouldn't go out all the time !
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #17: Jul 21, 2009 03:38:35 pm
      Granted, but now the power goes out 20 times a day instead of all the time ;D

      I wish we won our 19th this season.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #18: Jul 21, 2009 03:40:53 pm
      Granted ;D ;D
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #19: Jul 21, 2009 03:47:25 pm
      Way to kill a game lmao.

      I wish you would wish.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #20: Jul 21, 2009 03:48:36 pm
      Granted, but I wish that you can't wish anymore

      I also wish that I could fly
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #21: Jul 21, 2009 03:59:38 pm
      Granted, bud the birds will sh*t on you.

      I wish that Hicks and Gillett were never born.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #22: Jul 21, 2009 04:02:27 pm
      Granted, but their evil twins Gicks and Hillet will take over anyway.

      I wish I had no phone bill to pay.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #23: Jul 21, 2009 04:06:16 pm
      Granted but instead they doubled your electricity bill...

      I wish that Owen will be our waterboy
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      Reply #24: Jul 21, 2009 04:07:40 pm
      Granted , but he will end up scoring for the manc from the sidelines ( but the score will be 4-1 to us)

      I wish that we win the CL final against Barcelona in an amazing comeback !
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #25: Jul 21, 2009 04:11:33 pm
      Granted but Xavi will steal the cup back to Spain.

      I wish Ronaldo is a granny.
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      Reply #26: Jul 21, 2009 04:42:46 pm
      Granted but then Madrid would pay 90 mill for him from Manc United.

      I wish we'd win a pre season match! :P
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #27: Jul 21, 2009 04:44:41 pm
      Granted but then lost 10 times in a row (hope not)

      I wish we won quadruple this season
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #28: Jul 21, 2009 04:57:30 pm
      Granted, we won 3 games. ;D

      I wish I could walk through walls.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #29: Jul 21, 2009 05:23:03 pm
      Granted but then you'll be stuck on the 3rd wall

      I wish the hot women's thread is gone

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