Corrupt A Wish

Granted but instead they doubled your electricity bill...

I wish that Owen will be our waterboy

Granted , but he will end up scoring for the manc from the sidelines ( but the score will be 4-1 to us)

I wish that we win the CL final against Barcelona in an amazing comeback !

Granted but Xavi will steal the cup back to Spain.

I wish Ronaldo is a granny.

Granted but then Madrid would pay 90 mill for him from Manc United.

I wish we'd win a pre season match!

Granted but then lost 10 times in a row (hope not)

I wish we won quadruple this season

Granted, we won 3 games.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted but then you'll be stuck on the 3rd wall

I wish the hot women's thread is gone

Granted, but then you'd be of no use to this forum

I wish i had man boobs.

Hahaha no use...trying to make it my own thread !

Granted but it will big as Jordan's

I wish I owned Liverpool FC instead of those two clowns

Granted, you now own Liverpool de Montevideo.

I wish I had the oppurtunity to shoot Gillet and Hicks.

Granted,but they will come back in the shower room to haunt you.

I wish I could meet JFK,

Granted. But you're going to meet him on Dealey Plaza and he's going to let you sit in his seat.

I wish I could get it on with Billie Piper.

Granted but she has a penis.

I wish the season would start tomorrow!

Granted. But it will only last for 4 weeks!

I wish i could be invisible for a day.

Granted. But you have to spend the day at Old Trafford.

I wish i could play one game for Liverpool fc.

Granted, but you get injured after two minutes of play and you're never able to walk again.

I wish the weather wasn't so warm today.

Granted, everyone has now died of a cold.

I wish I was James Bond.

Granted, but you've no license to kill.

I wish I was a millionaire.

Granted, but the missus divorces you and takes all the money aswell.

I wish England win the Ashes

Granted, England won Sadam Hussains' ashes

I wish David Silva signed for Liverpool.

Granted but your profession would be cleaning.

I wish Liverpool would win today.

Granted but they lost to the lesser team in PL

I wish Villa will come to Liverpool for free

Granted but then that forces Gerrard to leave cuz his position is under threat.

I wish Silva would come to us for free.