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      Corrupt A Wish

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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #30: Jul 21, 2009 05:29:08 pm
      Granted, but then you'd be of no use to this forum

      I wish i had man boobs.
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      Reply #31: Jul 21, 2009 05:32:10 pm
      Hahaha no use...trying to make it my own thread ;D!

      Granted but it will big as Jordan's

      I wish I owned Liverpool FC instead of those two clowns
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      Reply #32: Jul 21, 2009 06:44:01 pm
      Granted, you now own Liverpool de Montevideo.

      I wish I had the oppurtunity to shoot Gillet and Hicks.
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      Reply #33: Jul 21, 2009 08:03:20 pm
      Granted,but they will come back in the shower room to haunt you.

      I wish I could meet JFK,
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #34: Jul 21, 2009 10:32:29 pm
      Granted. But you're going to meet him on Dealey Plaza and he's going to let you sit in his seat.

      I wish I could get it on with Billie Piper.
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      Reply #35: Jul 21, 2009 10:34:11 pm
      Granted but she has a penis.

      I wish the season would start tomorrow!
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      Reply #36: Jul 21, 2009 10:36:38 pm
      Granted. But it will only last for 4 weeks!

      I wish i could be invisible for a day.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #37: Jul 22, 2009 12:17:12 am
      Granted. But you have to spend the day at Old Trafford.

      I wish i could play one game for Liverpool fc.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #38: Jul 22, 2009 03:25:25 am
      Granted, but you get injured after two minutes of play and you're never able to walk again.

      I wish the weather wasn't so warm today.
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      Reply #39: Jul 22, 2009 10:00:29 am
      Granted, everyone has now died of a cold.

      I wish I was James Bond.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #40: Jul 22, 2009 12:57:16 pm
      Granted, but you've no license to kill.

      I wish I was a millionaire.
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      Reply #41: Jul 22, 2009 01:58:25 pm
      Granted, but the missus divorces you and takes all the money aswell.

      I wish England win the Ashes
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      Reply #42: Jul 22, 2009 02:13:58 pm
      Granted, England won Sadam Hussains' ashes ;D

      I wish David Silva signed for Liverpool.
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      Reply #43: Jul 22, 2009 02:25:18 pm
      Granted but your profession would be cleaning.

      I wish Liverpool would win today.
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      Reply #44: Jul 22, 2009 02:55:51 pm
      Granted but they lost to the lesser team in PL

      I wish Villa will come to Liverpool for free
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      Reply #45: Jul 22, 2009 03:06:59 pm
      Granted but then that forces Gerrard to leave cuz his position is under threat. :(

      I wish Silva would come to us for free.
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      Reply #46: Jul 22, 2009 03:17:14 pm
      Granted but he'll be Babel's driver

      I wish Man Scums wins the FA CUP (so then anyone can corrupt this wish)
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      Reply #47: Jul 22, 2009 03:18:49 pm
      Granted, they won F**k Alex Cup ;)

      I wish that sh*t would smell nice.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #48: Jul 22, 2009 03:21:25 pm
      Granted but then nice would smell sh*t.

      I wish I could have some bubblegum ice cream now.
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      Reply #49: Jul 22, 2009 04:40:31 pm
      Granted, but it's my chewed up bubblegum placed neatly in vanilla ice cream.

      I wish Gerrard's trial is over and done with.
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      Reply #50: Jul 22, 2009 04:52:23 pm
      Granted, and Gerrard goes to prison for the rest of his career (HOPE NOT!)

      I wish Degen has the skills of Silva.
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      Reply #51: Jul 22, 2009 06:45:16 pm
      Granted, but Degen will be injured every season for at least 8 months.

      I wish that we would win everything next year.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #52: Jul 22, 2009 09:12:06 pm
      Granted. :)

      Errrrrr I wish the watermelon I just ate didn't have pips in it.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #53: Jul 22, 2009 09:22:56 pm
      Granted, but it has chicken eggs in it instead

      I wish I had a bit of chocolate
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      Reply #54: Jul 22, 2009 09:59:06 pm
      Granted, but there's mould growing on it!

      I wish i was on a cruise in the Mediterranean...
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #55: Jul 22, 2009 10:20:49 pm
      Granted but with DLS?

      I wish I could see One Night in Istanbul again
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      Reply #56: Jul 23, 2009 12:50:27 am
      Granted but the movie was labelled wrong and it turns out to be a Rooney sex tape :S

      I wish my bank balance would multiply itself by 1 million.
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #57: Jul 23, 2009 08:14:25 am
      Granted but then it wold tip itself by -1mil ( hope not for your sake mate)

      I wish Xabi Alonso's transfer saga was done and over with so we can get on with life .
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      Reply #58: Jul 23, 2009 09:55:14 am
      Granted, but then Mascherano's transfer saga kept going on. :P

      I wish it was night so I can sleep again *Yawn*
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      Re: Corrupt A Wish
      Reply #59: Jul 23, 2009 11:19:52 am
      Granted but you'll have a total nightmare that you're an Everton fan :P

      I wish my beard was considerably more splendid.

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