Corrupt A Wish

Granted but all in Zimbabwe currency!

I wish that our 19th title is already in the bag!

Granted, but that's the last one we ever win!

I wish England had the same weather as Spain...

Granted ...but you don't get the same hot men

I wish Alberto Aquilani miraculously recovers by the Tottenham game

Granted but ten minutes into the match he gets injured and ruled out for the season

I wish Emmerdale would finish it's doing my head in.

Granted but coronation street is on every channel for the next week solid.

I wish England get hammered.

Granted but Johnson had the worse performance so far.

I wish i had Mcdonalds in my house.

Granted, but you eat it so much you become morbidly obese!!

I wish I had some Chili Dorito's...

Granted but then you get addicted and become obese as well.

I wish i was fit and healthy after becoming obese.

Granted, but then you get addicted to McDonald's again, and become obese, it's a vicious circle!

I wish i had my own gym in my house...

Granted,but then I train you to become the "next Jordan".

Granted, but then you get addicted to McDonald's again, and become obese, it's a vicious circle!

I wish I had my own gym in my house...

Granted but then you get too muscled for a woman and start to binge eat and get addicted to Doritos again and get obese

I wish my FM torrent will download quicker !

Granted, but when you try to load it your PC crashes and the file gets deleted!

I wish £100 went into my bank account every minute of every day...

Yes but you cant access you account anymore.

I wish i lived on a tropical Island with Megan Fox

Granted but the Island gets destroyed by a Topical Strom

I wish I wish we win against Tottenham on first day of the season ( and go on to win the prem)

Granted, but then all of our players leave in the summer.

I wish i had a new computer

Granted, but it gets a virus first day
I wish I didn't have a Chemistry test tommorow

Granted but then you find out you have a maths one.

I wish Riera will start ahead of Benayoun this Sunday.

Granted, but he has a nightmare of a game.

I wish Slur Alexs' red nose would burst!

Granted... but you have to stand next to him

I wish for Barrow to go up and Liverpool win the league

Granted ...but Barrow go down the next season

I wish I had some chips and salsa would magically appear in front of me !

Granted, but it would be wood chips and a fiery dance instead!

I wish we'll get 10 wins out of our first 10 Premiership games

Granted, but the 10 after those... we lose!

I wish i had tomorrow off!

granted...but you get fired

I wish people would join the lfc Football manager network