Corrupt A Wish

granted  but the sun explodes !
Wish I could fast forward to the end of next may ?

Granted, but you miss a heck of a season.

I wish Fifa 10 came out already

Granted, but the series ends as Pro Evo Soccer series now has monopolised share of market.

I wish I could come up with a wish that couldn't be trumped!

Granted....then Eastenders gets its own channel

I wish they'd stop posting all the sh*te junk mail through the door

Granted, but then you never receive any mail ever again.

I wish I'd land a hole-in-one in golf one day (closest I've got is 30cm)

Granted, but then after that whole in one you have a miraculous injury which will never let you play again.

I wish our game was today.

Granted, but then you have to wait a month for our next match, as Swine Flu rocks the club to it's foundations!

I wish we tear Spurs apart today.

Granted but we tear their shirts apart.

I wish we had beat spurs today.

Granted but we lose 3-0 to Stoke Shitty.

(corrupted wish)

I wish we win our next 37 games in the PL

Granted but so do Arsenal and they have a higher goal difference.

I wish Rush would come back and be our back up striker.

Granted, but Nando has a career threatening injury and we have to use Sean Dundee and Eric Meijer as back up to Rushie!

I wish we had a strikeforce of Nando, Rush and Fowler all in their prime, with Owen on the bench.

Granted but Owen's on the bench for the Mancs.

I wish my neighbour would hurry up with my bubblegum ice cream!

Granted, but Sir Alex Ferguscum takes and chews it before you get to it.

I wish Liverpool hadn't lost last night.

Granted , we loose to Stoke today (god forbid)

I wish we crush the mancs 5-0 in the coming North-West derby !

Granted, but it's the blue half not the red, our match with Utd is cancelled due to Fergie's head being stuck up Owen's arse.

I wish we would sign Silva before September the 1st.

Granted but Stevie signs for Valencia in a swap deal :O:O:O Blasphemy!

I wish I wasn't going to embarrass myself at pitch and putt golf today.

Granted, because no one turns up to play against you.

I wish Hansel and Gretel pissed off mighty quick.

Granted ....but they bounce back quickly too

I wish Cristiano Ronaldo is injured for the rest of the season

Granted, but he goes on to make a gay sex tape and becomes a household name.

I wish fasting wasn't so hard.

Granted but you will not be abloe to celebrate Eid ever again!

I wish we win against Villa 7-0!

Granted, but Stevie G, Nando, Carra, Pepe Reina and Dirk Kuyt all get injured.

I wish Nando and Stevie stay injury free this season.

Granted but next season Torres, Gerrard and Reina are all ruled out for 6 months!

I wish Man City would run out of cash...

Granted but they sign Villa

I wish I could sign the players I wanted to on Football Manager

Granted, but they all begin to play all pixellated like and run out of puff.

I wish we rout Villa today (That's Aston )