Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you will not be abloe to celebrate Eid ever again!

I wish we win against Villa 7-0!

Granted, but Stevie G, Nando, Carra, Pepe Reina and Dirk Kuyt all get injured.

I wish Nando and Stevie stay injury free this season.

Granted but next season Torres, Gerrard and Reina are all ruled out for 6 months!

I wish Man City would run out of cash...

Granted but they sign Villa

I wish I could sign the players I wanted to on Football Manager

Granted, but they all begin to play all pixellated like and run out of puff.

I wish we rout Villa today (That's Aston )

Granted, but then Rafa likes Heskey and brings him back

I wish Liverpool played like i play on Fifa (which is good)

Granted but you start playing sh*te on FIFA.

I wish that the blue sh*te won't win a game this season.

Granted but the blue sh*te is Birmingham.

I wish I could stay in Cuba for ever.

Granted.... but then you can't ever watch a liverpool match again.

I wish our form would get better for the rest of the season.

Granted but then Man united's form becomes unstoppable.

I wish i could fall asleep.

Granted but you get woken up minutes later

I wish I was a forum legend

Granted, but then you become one of the staff and sneer down your nose at us commoners

I wish Hicks and Gillett would spontaneously combust 

Granted ..your next to them and their guts are on you ....eeew

I wish we had better players on the subs bench

granted but they get injured

I wish the game against luton would be quicker

Granted, but we only scrape a late draw.

I wish the new stadium had been at least half built by now.

Granted, but we run out of money and have to groundshare with the bitters !

I wish Rafa had received an honorary Knighthood and know the reason why ?
 

granted but he is only given an OBE

I wish Barrow win the game on Saturday

Granted but then a wheel falls off

I wish they would start building our new ground

Granted..........but it will be smaller than Anfield

I wish my wish was more selfless and less selfish.

granted but greed takes over and wishes it all away

I wish manUre were relegated AGAIN

granted but they buy kaka

I wish Aqualini comes back soon

Granted........but then he gets immediately injured on international duty!

I wish we beat ManUre soon

Granted but we draw in the champions league

I wish there were even more games in the arcade