Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but then Rafa likes Heskey and brings him back

I wish Liverpool played like i play on Fifa (which is good)

Granted but you start playing sh*te on FIFA.

I wish that the blue sh*te won't win a game this season.

Granted but the blue sh*te is Birmingham.

I wish I could stay in Cuba for ever.

Granted.... but then you can't ever watch a liverpool match again.

I wish our form would get better for the rest of the season.

Granted but then Man united's form becomes unstoppable.

I wish i could fall asleep.

Granted but you get woken up minutes later

I wish I was a forum legend

Granted, but then you become one of the staff and sneer down your nose at us commoners

I wish Hicks and Gillett would spontaneously combust 

Granted ..your next to them and their guts are on you ....eeew

I wish we had better players on the subs bench

granted but they get injured

I wish the game against luton would be quicker

Granted, but we only scrape a late draw.

I wish the new stadium had been at least half built by now.

Granted, but we run out of money and have to groundshare with the bitters !

I wish Rafa had received an honorary Knighthood and know the reason why ?
 

granted but he is only given an OBE

I wish Barrow win the game on Saturday

Granted but then a wheel falls off

I wish they would start building our new ground

Granted..........but it will be smaller than Anfield

I wish my wish was more selfless and less selfish.

granted but greed takes over and wishes it all away

I wish manUre were relegated AGAIN

granted but they buy kaka

I wish Aqualini comes back soon

Granted........but then he gets immediately injured on international duty!

I wish we beat ManUre soon

Granted but we draw in the champions league

I wish there were even more games in the arcade

Granted but you get addicted and never leave your computer! 

I wish there were only 5 days in the week, 2 of which are Saturday and Sunday!

Granted but you have to work 14 hour shifts on the other days.

After what transpired for me at the weekend i wish i was 5 years younger!

granted but only for an hour

I wish Barrow and Liverpool win tonight

Granted........... but then both go on a 3 game losing streak.

I wish Stevie scores against the Chavs and dominates the match.

Granted but Fernando Torres will score more than him.

I wish Fernando Torres will be the top scorer this season.

Granted but its for the reserves !
I wish I knew the chav match result before the kick off  so I can get my first win in the Prediction League !

Granted but it's for the women's team

I wish I didn't have exams next week.