Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you give it to me for my birthday.

I wish i had a huge cake to eat.

Granted, with an icing of poison ivy

I wish I had a Big Mac in my hand

Granted but then you drop it on the floor

I wish i was going on holiday today...

Granted but instead you asked Fergie to join you !

I wish that a mysterious 10 billion was given to Rafa to spend

Granted, but Rafa spends it all on Yakubu.

I wish Everton are the best team in the world - so someone can corrupt this wish

Granted but they'll be so bankrupt, they'll have to play in Luxemborg league.

I wish Moyes was the best manager around (please corrupt this!)

Granted, "The Chosen One" is now the best manager in the world ... and its all Macca's fault

I also wish "The Chosen One" was the best manager in the world - so someone can re-corrupt this wish

Granted but he made Witto as his assistant.

I wish Fergie buys every crappy players in San Marino

Granted, Fergie (the singer) buys players in San Marino

I wish Cashley Cole died of Swine Flu.

Granted but Rafa will follow afterwards (hope not)

I wish H&G fall down the stairs during Liverpool match

Granted, but you were in front of them.

I wish I could have a game of football right now.

Granted but then your missus will switched it back to Oprah

I wish that I never made this wish

Granted, but Slur Alex made the wish for you ...

I wish these wishes would come true

Granted but your wish was a fake one

I wish that I wished I wished

Granted .....uuuh well uhm .... but then with all this you'll confuse yourself into think that you never even wished in the first place ! (is that corrupting it)

I wish I had an elegant Versache dress (a real one)

Granted but you give it to Ronaldo instead

I wish you'll (nikluvslfc) be a rugby player

Noooooo ..he can't take my Versache dress ...that c*unt !

Granted ....then I'll I'll professionally tackle you and break all your bones so that you'll be using a wheelchair which you control with your tongue !

I wish I had an all expense paid trip to Liverpool ( hotel , transportation ,match ticket)

Granted, but you traveled in a taxi, got a 1 star hotel and got a match ticket in row Z.

I wish Macca8 was a balley dancer

Oh Crap not again I'm so bad bad these games ! Wait I'll give wish for you to corrupt !

Granted but you'll be the granny hooters waiter

I wish Witto is a pole dancer

Granted but ewwwwww! I mean granted but the pole is all oily so no dancing occurs.

I wish haircuts were free cuz my hair grows like a bi*ch!

Granted, but your barber is Edward Scissorhands and he's just had a w*nk.

I wish it rained every day.

Granted but you'll have that Travis song stuck in your head for as long as you live and you might have to kill yourself.

I wish the tooth fairy left paper money instead of coins.