Porn Films

They've gotta be the biggest waste of time since Learn Yourself French was translated into French.

They have no story line, it's a bird showing her tits then 1 second later she's shagging some bloke with every ten minutes being interrupted by her getting dressed again. And that's the gist for an hour an a half.

Now, I may be wrong here, but I don't too many girls who wear nothing but bra and knickers every single day.

Once you've seen one porno, there's no need for a second because it's the same sh*t. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Credits.

Hahaha!

All I can say is you've watched too many.

All i can say is,you have just seen a few bad ones!!!theres plenty of variety out there!!

Once you've seen one porno, there's no need for a second because it's the same sh*t.

I don't watch the porno thinking I will see something different

If a porno had something different, i would be pissed off

I want to see what i think I am going to see

No, DLS. It's more; tits, shag, shag, shag, stupid story line, shag, refer back to story line, shag, credits.

you guys are watching the wrong porn. Get some with class, a bit of build up, storyline, and excellent tits.

you can never watch too much porn. FACT

Yoi boys arw  going yo go blind

Yoi boys arw  going yo go blind

Too much porn makes your typing go daft.

Or was that, not enough porn?

Porn allows man to indulge in his all time #1 hobby.

And that's fine with me.

No need to explain mate, your forum name gives it away.

Porn allows man to indulge in his all time #1 hobby.

Film critiquing?

They've gotta be the biggest waste of time since Learn Yourself French was translated into French.

They have no story line, it's a bird showing her tits then 1 second later she's shagging some bloke with every ten minutes being interrupted by her getting dressed again. And that's the gist for an hour an a half.

Now, I may be wrong here, but I don't too many girls who wear nothing but bra and knickers every single day.

Once you've seen one porno, there's no need for a second because it's the same sh*t. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Credits.

CREDITS?....Do they have Credits?  I dont believe I ever made it to the credits. Its not like the "Key Grip" or "Gaff" is going to show his Mom and Dad. "Hey Mom, Look there's my name in the credits of "Filthy Ass Blasters 7"

'Hey Mum!!! I was stunt cock in Inter-racial Hole Stretchers 2!!!'

That would be awesome.

...followed by...

"Mum...Dad...i have syphilis."

The tits, shag, clothes is a tried and tested formula, why F**k about with it now?

There is a thing called a Fast Forward button you know 

If porn offends you that much, feel free to send me your collection

I will take it off your hands

Have you tried midget porn Billy?

I find it generally to be 'oo yeah baby, nice ass, nice titties', blowjob, cunnilingus, variety of positions, bit of 'ass' slapping, thumb up the bum, anal - followed by a nice dollop of wallop in the mouth.

Why change a winning formula?

Or, Billy, you could try Animal Farm... :

P.S. I've been dying to look at this thread but had no internet at home so was in work! Oh the blessed relief!

Once you've seen one porno, there's no need for a second because it's the same sh*t. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Tit, shag, clothes. Credits.

What sort of piss-poor porn are you watching DLS? Not a fecking Dwarf, Granny or Donkey in sight and not even a hint of defecation? Pffftt. 

He's watching wayne rooney's home-made porn movies. The donkey fu**ed off through fear (Shrek F***ing would scare anyone), coleen the midget wasn't there - it was grannies only. As for the defecation? He only shits on his boyhood club.

xhamster.com

great british porn on there.

haha

Why watch porn, when you can fill your other half full of vodka and red bull and get the toys out

I love porn, but i also love to just watch my girlfriend..

I would also say if you think all porns are the same broaden your search.. i like old school Swedish hardcore, or Debbie does Dallas etc classics, old school baps are much better than modern silicone tits.