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      Daz_La_Mon
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #69: Sep 03, 2009 12:23:53 am
      Yeah, just walked away shaking my head. I can still remember her laughing now
      RedLFCBlood
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      Reply #70: Sep 03, 2009 12:24:10 am
      Two girls and a cup? Thats just naughty, no need in it at all  :o

      Guess who showed me? The mother, I wasnt happy at all..... :f_wah:

      The mother ? she's obviously trying to put you of women, musnt want any grand kids :D
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      Reply #71: Sep 03, 2009 12:24:36 am
      Possibly the most absurd thing I've ever heard.
      Daz_La_Mon
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      Reply #72: Sep 03, 2009 12:26:05 am
      The mother ? she's obviously trying to put you of women, musnt want any grand kids :D

      Maybe, she was always saying she wouldnt mind if my brother was gay for no reason....
      bigvYNWA
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #73: Sep 03, 2009 12:28:05 am
      Maybe, she was always saying she wouldnt mind if my brother was gay for no reason....

      Mate.. you need to get out!
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #74: Sep 03, 2009 12:28:15 am
      Two words.

      Social services.
      RedLFCBlood
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      Reply #75: Sep 03, 2009 12:28:40 am
      Possibly the most absurd thing I've ever heard.

      I don't know about that, I heard a bitter claiming they were going to win the league this year :D
      Daz_La_Mon
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #76: Sep 03, 2009 12:28:52 am
      Yeah, she wonders why im always at my birds house
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #77: Sep 03, 2009 12:29:02 am
      RedLFCBlood
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      Reply #78: Sep 03, 2009 12:31:18 am
      You can allways count on Gow for a quick witted one liner :D
      dunlop liddell shankly
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #79: Sep 03, 2009 12:32:43 am
      Yeah, she wonders why im always at my birds house

      It's because you prefer the real thing in it mate.

      You know, you, your bird, her mate and a cup. ;)
      Daz_La_Mon
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #80: Sep 03, 2009 12:35:18 am
      Im the cup haha
      RedLFCBlood
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      Reply #81: Sep 03, 2009 12:37:13 am

      Throw in a glass coffee table mate and i'm right there with you ;)
      Daz_La_Mon
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      Reply #82: Sep 03, 2009 12:39:02 am
      Haha that's wrong, nearly as bad as 2 girls
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #83: Sep 03, 2009 12:40:44 am
      Would you prefer two lads then Daz_La_Mon?
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #84: Sep 03, 2009 12:41:08 am
      Daz need his own thread. Or his own board. Or a solicitor.
      RedLFCBlood
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      Reply #85: Sep 03, 2009 12:43:21 am
      Daz need his own thread. Or his own board. Or a solicitor.

      Maybe all three ?, chuck in a therapist and I think he's sorted :D
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      Reply #86: Sep 03, 2009 12:45:25 am
      Daz's solicitor ties Daz's therapist to Daz's board with Daz's thread. That's gotta be worth a gamble eh Daz?
      Daz_La_Mon
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      Reply #87: Sep 03, 2009 12:46:51 am
      As long as theyre all female and there are plenty of cups im not complaining
      RedLFCBlood
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      Reply #88: Sep 03, 2009 12:47:46 am
      Daz's solicitor ties Daz's therapist to Daz's board with Daz's thread. That's gotta be worth a gamble eh Daz?

      You forgot the cup DLS :D
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #89: Sep 03, 2009 12:48:11 am
      As long as theyre all female and there are plenty of cups im not complaining

      And ya mum there watching? :D
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #90: Sep 03, 2009 12:48:37 am
      As long as theyre all female and there are plenty of cups im not complaining

      Polystyrene or china?
      Daz_La_Mon
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      Re: Porn Films
      Reply #91: Sep 03, 2009 12:49:04 am

      Dunno, it might be a bit too wierd. I'll see on the day

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