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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Jul 22, 2009 12:41:37 am
      They think they will win the lot and become the dominant force in world football whilst they are getting turned down by all the big names and ending up with the likes of Adebayor and Barry who are noting but money grabbers.

      9 Strikers! :lmao:

      Could go on and on........
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      Reply #1: Jul 22, 2009 09:42:40 am
      Good stuff 7KK7 :D

      I cant wait for them to be struggling in 18th and then have a mid season revival to just miss out on Europe.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2: Jul 22, 2009 09:55:10 am
      Hughes gone by September?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3: Jul 22, 2009 10:02:36 am

      Yeah, i'll go for that Gow. The thing is; deep down, the sad f**k must know that too.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4: Jul 22, 2009 07:29:18 pm
      2 more strikers and you can field a whole squad full of forwards Hughes.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #5: Jul 22, 2009 07:31:55 pm

      November I'd say.

      Forum sweep anyone? ;)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #6: Jul 22, 2009 07:34:36 pm
      November I'd say.

      Forum sweep anyone? ;)

      Go for it Joey, I'm gonna go for January  ;) ;D

      Same old, same old, weren't they gonna set the PL alight last season with the signing of Robinho ?  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #7: Jul 22, 2009 07:42:19 pm
      Wouldn't you laugh if they played 9 centre forwards in a match?

      Because I would.
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      Reply #8: Jul 22, 2009 07:43:35 pm
      Go for it Joey, I'm gonna go for January  ;) ;D

      Same old, same old, weren't they gonna set the PL alight last season with the signing of Robinho ?  :D

      :lmao: And Jo!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #9: Jul 22, 2009 08:10:55 pm
      Adebayor if he was washing his thong…



      If he had a bad prawn…



      If he presented 8 out of 10 Cats…



      If he was a Muskerhound…



      If he was Zammo from Grange Hill…


      If he got his hands on some Silverware at City…


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #10: Jul 22, 2009 08:13:27 pm
       :lmao:
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      Reply #11: Jul 22, 2009 08:27:01 pm
      I like it matey! :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #12: Jul 22, 2009 08:28:21 pm
      Hahaha!

      Very good Witto.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #13: Jul 25, 2009 01:58:51 pm
      MANCHESTER CITY defender Micah Richards has been confined to his holiday hotel room in Cyprus after becoming the first professional footballer to get swine flu. Doctor’s have stated that this is an extremely rare situation and doesn’t expect to see any other Manchester City players in Europe any time soon.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #14: Jul 25, 2009 02:01:09 pm
      Super massive club Manchester City have flexed their muscles once again by making a bid for new President of the United States of America Barack Obama.

      Executive chairman Garry Cook said, “We’re a massive club, honest, look I’ve got a tenner in my pocket,” before confirming speculation, “yes, we are after Obama as we want everyone to know that we can make bids for big names and we will not stop until we get our man… unless they say ‘no’.”

      “We’re confident of getting Obama and showing the rest of Manchester, I mean, the rest of the world that we can get the best. Just like when we got Chelsea reserve full-back Wayne Bridge and someone from Wales.”
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #15: Jul 26, 2009 02:16:26 pm
      Food for thought.
      Just imagine Sean Connery saying "Manchester City".
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #16: Jul 26, 2009 02:18:05 pm
      Food for thought.
      Just imagine Sean Connery saying "Manchester City".

       Nice one  :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #17: Jul 26, 2009 02:23:12 pm
      Food for thought.
      Just imagine Sean Connery saying "Manchester City".

      Love it :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #18: Jul 26, 2009 02:29:15 pm
      I hope the pricks go down. They are a useless bunch.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #19: Jul 26, 2009 05:06:12 pm
      Oh surprise surprise - Terry has turned down City too :lmao:

      They were never going to get him :lmao:

      Terry committed to Blues

      John Terry has looked to end speculation regarding his future by committing himself to Chelsea.

      The Blues skipper has remained ominously quiet this summer throughout a protracted transfer saga linking him with a move to Manchester City.
      His refusal to comment was taken as a hint that he could be tempted to take on a new challenge at Eastlands, after spending his entire career to date at Stamford Bridge.

      However, the England international has now laid those rumours to rest by insisting he has no desire to secure a switch away from West London any time soon.

      "There has been a lot of speculation recently about my future and I want to clear this up once and for all," Terry said in a statement released on Chelsea's official website.

      "I am totally committed to Chelsea and always have been. Chelsea have also made it clear to me consistently that there was never any intention to accept any kind of offer.

      Respect

      "When you are linked with any club, or with a manager who I have huge respect for, it will always make headlines but me leaving Chelsea was never a possibility.

      "I know there has been comment that I should have made a statement earlier. However, throughout this period there have been numerous discussions between myself, the owner and the Chelsea board and we all agreed that the timing of the statement would suit everyone involved in those talks, not any outside influences or agendas.

      "What is clear to me following those discussions is that Chelsea's ambition remains as high as ever. This has been further proved by the appointment of Carlo Ancelotti. I am certain that he will take this club on to the next level.

      "Another important factor was knowing that Chelsea would be securing key current players for the long term. The strengthening of the squad around this core is crucial to pushing us onto greater success.

      "I am as committed as ever to helping drive Chelsea forward and I will be proud to lead the team for as long as I can."



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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #20: Jul 26, 2009 06:18:34 pm
      They lost 1 - 0 to Kaiser chiefs yesterday.  :lmao:

      http://www.supersport.com/football/channel.aspx?aid=308033
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #21: Jul 26, 2009 07:49:27 pm

      :lmao:

      Beaten by a overrated Indie band from Leeds. Love it. ;)
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      Reply #22: Jul 27, 2009 06:00:57 pm

      This is what happens when you play Given and 10 strikers.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #23: Jul 29, 2009 11:10:25 am
      F**k me , Martin Oneill is saying that they [City] should be favourites for the Prem now :tosser:
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      Reply #24: Jul 29, 2009 11:14:49 am
      Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill believes free-spending Manchester City could win this season's Premier League title.

      A summer of unprecedented spending at Eastlands has seen expectation levels soar at Eastlands, with Mark Hughes showing no sign of slowing his recruitment campaign despite the high profile additions of Gareth Barry, Roque Santa Cruz, Carlos Tevez and Emmanuel Adebayor.

      Defender Kolo Toure is expected to join the City revolution from Arsenal, while it is anticipated they will also step-up their pursuit of Everton defender Joleon Lescott.

      O'Neill's Villa side, who have made massive strides of their own over the past few seasons, are one of those expected to be overhauled by City.

      But, far from expressing bitterness at the shift in power, the Northern Irishman has revealed his excitement at events in Manchester, and believes Hughes' men should now be placed alongside city rivals United, Liverpool and Chelsea as genuine title challengers.

      "This Manchester City side is going to be so, so strong that they can withstand anything," O'Neill said.

      "City might not be favourites to win the league but they should be. If Toure comes - and they still haven't stopped spending - they have as good a chance as anyone of winning it.

      "This situation at City reminds me of Chelsea about five years ago - you can have great success if you can accumulate a group of top-quality players over a short period of time.
      Deflated

      "There's part of me that's actually quite excited to see how they will do. It's as if the Premier League has been reinvented."

      O'Neill does, however, admit that his attempts to break into the top four are likely to be rendered unsuccessful by City's splurge.

      "I'm deflated by it," he added.

      "You think, 'Well, you got quite close last year and suddenly another club has just stepped over you'. It kind of punctures you. I'm sure if you asked "The Chosen One" at Everton he would think the same.

      "I would say the top four has become a genuine top five. They're even seemingly putting it beyond the sides who would be competing within the top four."


      http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5459243,00.html


      I told you MON is smoking something good
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #25: Jul 29, 2009 12:30:57 pm
      MON also said it was possible for Villa to finish in the top 4.
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      Reply #26: Jul 29, 2009 12:34:44 pm
      "This Manchester City side is going to be so, so strong that they can withstand anything," O'Neill said.

      "City might not be favourites to win the league but they should be. If Toure comes - and they still haven't stopped spending - they have as good a chance as anyone of winning it.

      "This situation at City reminds me of Chelsea about five years ago - you can have great success if you can accumulate a group of top-quality players over a short period of time.

      What an idiot.

      I would be curious to see how these amazing players would react to a string of dodgy results, that's where the 'team' element comes in, I don't know if Mark Hughes will be able to make them all bond if they're just in it for the cash.

      "There's part of me that's actually quite excited to see how they will do. It's as if the Premier League has been reinvented."

      Tit.

      How can such ludicrous spending be a good thing for any league?

      The boundary between the bigger/richer clubs will continue to increase, he should be shitting his load, not be excited. ::)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #27: Jul 29, 2009 01:02:47 pm
      What?

      Doesn't he manage Villa? Man City are one of his biggest competitors for 4th/5th/6th for fucks sake! Can you imagine if Man United had another injection of money and Rafa was like 'I'm interested to see how they do this season'.

      What a dick head!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #28: Jul 29, 2009 01:05:02 pm
      He's probably sucking up so he can manage them just another money grabbing tosser.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #29: Jul 29, 2009 03:15:14 pm
      He highlights his excitement but is deflated? Abit of Kevin Keegan about that one.

      Shows how f**king stupid he is. Instead of seeing a new challenge, he throws in the towel already and tells his players 'Give up, we'll never make it'.

      MON is a total fuckwit.

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