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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      ruthcity
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4700: Aug 20, 2019 10:45:04 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4701: Aug 23, 2019 11:29:43 pm
      F**k off Everton, you’re f**king sh*te!

      Silva to get the sack first in the prem
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4702: Aug 24, 2019 06:49:32 am
      Chance to go top of the league for the 1st time in like 15 years and they spunk it.

      Keep the laughs coming Everton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4703: Aug 24, 2019 08:54:25 am
      I was listening to Snelly on Radio Merseyside yesterday and nearly pissed myself laughing  when he said Everton could be top of the league when they beat Villa.I watched the mismatch and what a shower of sh*te Everton are.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4704: Aug 25, 2019 02:17:02 pm
      BBC Merseyside so biased
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4705: Aug 25, 2019 10:29:37 pm

      I think the announcers have to be Everton season ticket hplders to get a job on B.B.C. Merseyside.It is pure entertainment listening to them talking about their glory days,when were their glory days you say-EXACTLY.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4706: Aug 27, 2019 06:45:25 pm
      I think the announcers have to be Everton season ticket hplders to get a job on B.B.C. Merseyside.It is pure entertainment listening to them talking about their glory days,when were their glory days you say-EXACTLY.

      Their glory days were usually our odd sh*t season!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4707: Aug 28, 2019 10:03:25 pm
      Played their strongest team vs Lincoln and still made a mess of it. 1-0 down in under 30 seconds of the game and needed two late goals to win 4-2.
      « Last Edit: Aug 28, 2019 10:07:48 pm by 7-King Kenny-7 »
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      Reply #4708: Aug 28, 2019 10:10:50 pm
      Are they top of the league yet?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4709: Aug 28, 2019 10:16:02 pm
      Surely going to do the treble now.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4710: Aug 28, 2019 10:18:04 pm
      Their glory days were usually our odd sh*t season!!

      Evertons glory days are in B&W on Pathe.....;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4711: Sep 15, 2019 03:36:14 pm
      Can’t laugh hard enough!!! 😂😂😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4712: Sep 15, 2019 03:47:22 pm
      Very happy with this.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4713: Sep 15, 2019 03:49:56 pm
      Pure sh*te them..
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4714: Sep 15, 2019 04:16:33 pm
      Act naturally for Everton = lose

      Is it me or does Calvert Lewin only ever score goals that should have been flagged for cheating/fouling? A striker without any merit as we all know given his behaviour towards Firmino a couple of seasons back.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4715: Sep 15, 2019 05:09:15 pm
      Another Monday in work tomorrow  where I can tear the rip outa the bluenoses,always a nice way to start the working week,pure sh*te they are.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4716: Sep 15, 2019 08:54:24 pm
      ARE THEY TOP OF THE LEAGUE YET?

      Oh, sorry, that was last month...

      ARE THEY THIRD YET?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4717: Sep 15, 2019 10:43:17 pm
      ARE THEY TOP OF THE LEAGUE YET?

      Oh, sorry, that was last month...

      ARE THEY THIRD YET?

      I presume you mean turd from bottom.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4718: Sep 15, 2019 10:48:47 pm
      I presume you mean turd from bottom.

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4719: Sep 16, 2019 11:07:01 am
      Act naturally for Everton = lose

      Is it me or does Calvert Lewin only ever score goals that should have been flagged for cheating/fouling? A striker without any merit as we all know given his behaviour towards Firmino a couple of seasons back.

      If you mean the racist sh*t with bobby it wasn’t Calvert? It was holgate
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4720: Sep 16, 2019 07:52:31 pm
      If you mean the racist sh*t with bobby it wasn’t Calvert? It was holgate

      Ahh that's right. It was Calvert Lewin who dived for a penalty in the derby a few weeks prior to that incident and cheated us out of a win.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4721: Sep 17, 2019 12:04:17 pm
      You couldn’t make it up one of their scouts saying our “defense leaves a lot to be desired” a day after the night Bournemouth put 3 past them.

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