The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

Oh, I thought it was just rumours at the moment. Another beaut to have gone back on his word then.

These words:

Frank Lampard in 2013: "I can't imagine playing for another PL club after 12 years at Chelsea. I couldn't do it."

These words:

Frank Lampard in 2013: "I can't imagine playing for another PL club after 12 years at Chelsea. I couldn't do it."

That's it. I would say it must feel like a slap in the face to the Chav fans but the plastics probably couldn't care less.

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/premier-league-jovetic-bound-juventus-city-clinch-falcao-101003594--sow.html

Can you believe that? City are willing to let Jovetic go just to land Falcao on loan as they need to satisfy FFP rules. Just when Jovetic was over his injuries and starting to perform and they want to discard him. He was easily their best player in pre season. I hope this happens and Jovetic leaves that sh*thouse club and Falcao flops in the PL.

Jovetic

If that happens we should snap their hands off to get Jovetic, looks a very good player.

If that happens we should snap their hands off to get Jovetic, looks a very good player.

He's a brilliant player when fit and in form.

No chance will they get Falcao, only one place I can see him leaving Monaco for and that is Madrid.

If that happens we should snap their hands off to get Jovetic, looks a very good player.

I reckon Aguero & Jovetic might be one of the most frightening attacking duo next season behind Sterling and Sturridge of course.

I reckon Aguero & Jovetic might be one of the most frightening attacking duo next season behind Sterling and Sturridge of course.

To be honest, as much as I like Aguero, he doesn't really worry me that much. He hasn't had great form since his injuries last season.

To be honest, as much as I like Aguero, he doesn't really worry me that much. He hasn't had great form since his injuries last season.

That is very true, i just think Jovetic is going to be a big player next season, he seems to be very confident. His movement and link up play will only help Aguero perform again imo. But who knows, they both might go missing again.

wonder if  he'll kiss the badge if he scores ?

"But where's the pies I was promised"

You're welcome to him. (Look at his calf)

You're welcome to him. (Look at his calf)

God I hope for his sake he just lost a bet with a mate.

God I hope for his sake he just lost a bet with a mate.

I don't think he'd have any after this.

As we speak, he's in the Gunners mega store.

They've been sosososo poor this first half.

More of the same in 2 weeks and will smash them.

Bet Lampards wages wont be coming out of City's bank account. Shouldn't be allowed, loaning a player from their US franchise. Basically have a player for free (fee and wages).

Looking at City's line up today, it didn't look all that strong at all IMO.

Bet Lampards wages wont be coming out of City's bank account. Shouldn't be allowed, loaning a player from their US franchise. Basically have a player for free (fee and wages).

Heard/read that they are looking to buy more clubs around the world, which would allow them even more players to potentially loan out etc.

Seems fishy to me.

Heard/read that they are looking to buy more clubs around the world, which would allow them even more players to potentially loan out etc.

Seems fishy to me.

No more FFP problems. I can see them needing to implement a loan player limit (if there isn't one already, I've gotta admit I don't know) in the next few years to stop sh*t like this before we end up with entire leagues owned by City, PSG, Chelsea etc.

No more FFP problems. I can see them needing to implement a loan player limit (if there isn't one already, I've gotta admit I don't know) in the next few years to stop sh*t like this before we end up with entire leagues owned by City, PSG, Chelsea etc.

Agreed, its quite bold of them to loan Lampard in and disgusting at the same time.

I know it's been said before on here, but I've just taken a quick gander through Bluemoon, and my God is there some cringeworthy stuff on there. So, so bitter and hate-filled that lot are.

Take a look at this, for example:

I think he'll do well at a smaller less successful club like Liverpool, even Milan are more successful and City were way to big for him.

I also think he'll prefer smaller home crowds and will relish the chance to get over to Manchester during his days off as he loves the place and he won't be spending much time in Liverpool as it's a proper sh*t hole.

The only thing that worries me is that Liverpool is a cheap club in that it has a horrible ground, sh*te training ground, poor kit manufacturer, a w*nk manager who couldn't motivate his team even though he had a world class striker and the club being a media driven classless whore. The only good thing for Mario is he'll never walk alone, due to the muggers.

Thank god we don't have to shop at pound bargain anymore.

It's quite funny how much they hate us when they've only been our rivals for about a year. They were so obscure before the Arabs bought them that Balotelli admitted to that pr**k Noel Gallagher that he hadn't even heard of Man City before he came to England! Massive, massive inferiority complex.

I know it's been said before on here, but I've just taken a quick gander through Bluemoon, and my God is there some cringeworthy stuff on there. So, so bitter and hate-filled that lot are.

Take a look at this, for example:

It's quite funny how much they hate us when they've only been our rivals for about a year. They were so obscure before the Arabs bought them that Balotelli admitted to that pr**k Noel Gallagher that he hadn't even heard of Man City before he came to England! Massive, massive inferiority complex.

That piece of sh*t is hilarious, no history, no class and dickheads like that ''supporting'' them is why they are despised as much as the other manc cu*ts are.