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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      Shabs
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2250: Feb 27, 2019 11:01:21 am

      Manchester City: FA investigates 'banned £200,000 Jadon Sancho payment


      The Football Association is investigating claims that Manchester City made a banned payment of £200,000 to Jadon Sancho's agent when the England winger was 14 years old.

      The allegations were made in documents published by Der Spiegel.

      It is alleged City paid Emeka Obasi when they signed Sancho, now at Borussia Dortmund, from Watford in March 2015.

      Young players cannot be represented by an agent until the year they turn 16.

      A City statement read: "The attempt to damage the club's reputation is organised and clear.

      "We will not be providing any comment on out of context materials purported to have been hacked or stolen from City Football Group and Manchester City personnel and associated people."

      How damaging are the Football Leaks allegations about Man City?
      Man City and Paris St-Germain are "cheating and should be punished"
      London-born Sancho, 18, joined City as a 14-year-old, when the Premier League champions paid £66,000 in compensation to Watford.

      FA rules state that clubs are not permitted to offer financial inducements to a player under 16.

      Der Spiegel - which has published a series of revelations in recent months, including allegations City deceived Uefa over financial fair play (FFP) rules - claims the club wrote a letter to Sancho's father which outlined how much they were willing to pay the player once he turned professional.

      The German magazine also says a City lawyer was "alarmed" that the letter could be deemed as a financial offer and therefore breaking the rules about offering inducements.

      Der Spiegel alleges City paid £200,000 to Obasi as part of a scouting contract to find players in central and South America. It claims the payment was in fact in relation to Sancho's transfer from Watford.

      Sancho never made a first-team appearance for City before moving to German side Dortmund for £8m in August 2017.

      He has been one of the star players for the Bundesliga leaders this season, with the club describing him as "one of the most exciting players in Europe" when they announced he had signed a new long-term contract in October.

      In April 2017, Liverpool were fined £100,000 by the Premier League and handed a two-year ban on signing academy players from other clubs for offering inducements to a 12-year-old academy player at Stoke City.
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47384193


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2251: Feb 27, 2019 05:59:15 pm

      Manchester City: FA investigates 'banned £200,000 Jadon Sancho payment


      The Football Association is investigating claims that Manchester City made a banned payment of £200,000 to Jadon Sancho's agent when the England winger was 14 years old.

      The allegations were made in documents published by Der Spiegel.

      It is alleged City paid Emeka Obasi when they signed Sancho, now at Borussia Dortmund, from Watford in March 2015.

      Young players cannot be represented by an agent until the year they turn 16.

      A City statement read: "The attempt to damage the club's reputation is organised and clear.

      "We will not be providing any comment on out of context materials purported to have been hacked or stolen from City Football Group and Manchester City personnel and associated people."

      How damaging are the Football Leaks allegations about Man City?
      Man City and Paris St-Germain are "cheating and should be punished"
      London-born Sancho, 18, joined City as a 14-year-old, when the Premier League champions paid £66,000 in compensation to Watford.

      FA rules state that clubs are not permitted to offer financial inducements to a player under 16.

      Der Spiegel - which has published a series of revelations in recent months, including allegations City deceived Uefa over financial fair play (FFP) rules - claims the club wrote a letter to Sancho's father which outlined how much they were willing to pay the player once he turned professional.

      The German magazine also says a City lawyer was "alarmed" that the letter could be deemed as a financial offer and therefore breaking the rules about offering inducements.

      Der Spiegel alleges City paid £200,000 to Obasi as part of a scouting contract to find players in central and South America. It claims the payment was in fact in relation to Sancho's transfer from Watford.

      Sancho never made a first-team appearance for City before moving to German side Dortmund for £8m in August 2017.

      He has been one of the star players for the Bundesliga leaders this season, with the club describing him as "one of the most exciting players in Europe" when they announced he had signed a new long-term contract in October.

      In April 2017, Liverpool were fined £100,000 by the Premier League and handed a two-year ban on signing academy players from other clubs for offering inducements to a 12-year-old academy player at Stoke City.
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47384193


      It's only fair that they get docked ten points I think.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2252: Feb 27, 2019 06:42:33 pm

      Manchester City: FA investigates 'banned £200,000 Jadon Sancho payment


      The Football Association is investigating claims that Manchester City made a banned payment of £200,000 to Jadon Sancho's agent when the England winger was 14 years old.

      The allegations were made in documents published by Der Spiegel.

      It is alleged City paid Emeka Obasi when they signed Sancho, now at Borussia Dortmund, from Watford in March 2015.

      Young players cannot be represented by an agent until the year they turn 16.

      A City statement read: "The attempt to damage the club's reputation is organised and clear.

      "We will not be providing any comment on out of context materials purported to have been hacked or stolen from City Football Group and Manchester City personnel and associated people."

      How damaging are the Football Leaks allegations about Man City?
      Man City and Paris St-Germain are "cheating and should be punished"
      London-born Sancho, 18, joined City as a 14-year-old, when the Premier League champions paid £66,000 in compensation to Watford.

      FA rules state that clubs are not permitted to offer financial inducements to a player under 16.

      Der Spiegel - which has published a series of revelations in recent months, including allegations City deceived Uefa over financial fair play (FFP) rules - claims the club wrote a letter to Sancho's father which outlined how much they were willing to pay the player once he turned professional.

      The German magazine also says a City lawyer was "alarmed" that the letter could be deemed as a financial offer and therefore breaking the rules about offering inducements.

      Der Spiegel alleges City paid £200,000 to Obasi as part of a scouting contract to find players in central and South America. It claims the payment was in fact in relation to Sancho's transfer from Watford.

      Sancho never made a first-team appearance for City before moving to German side Dortmund for £8m in August 2017.

      He has been one of the star players for the Bundesliga leaders this season, with the club describing him as "one of the most exciting players in Europe" when they announced he had signed a new long-term contract in October.

      In April 2017, Liverpool were fined £100,000 by the Premier League and handed a two-year ban on signing academy players from other clubs for offering inducements to a 12-year-old academy player at Stoke City.
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47384193



      10 point deduction a lifetime ban on signing players or just a nice bung somewhere warm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2253: Feb 27, 2019 10:20:10 pm
      Zero chance of West Ham getting anything out of it mate.



      Happy now?....at least they'd to fight hard for it
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2254: Feb 27, 2019 10:22:22 pm
      Got a soft penalty..

      https://twitter.com/ovigril/status/1100870720068947971?s=21

      Anyway...still cu*ts.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2255: Feb 27, 2019 11:06:42 pm
      Just seen MOTD f**k was that a pen.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2256: Mar 02, 2019 04:16:06 pm
      City just scored and their fans start singing our Allez Allez Allez song :D

      Couldn’t be more plastic if they tried, stealing songs :D pathetic, nothing club.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2257: Mar 02, 2019 05:09:01 pm
      There’s not many players I’d actually like to see get injured, but Kyle Walker is one I would love to see get smashed and come out of it with a broken leg. He’s a horrible c**t, cannot stand him.
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      Reply #2258: Mar 02, 2019 05:15:31 pm
      There’s not many players I’d actually like to see get injured, but Kyle Walker is one I would love to see get smashed and come out of it with a broken leg. He’s a horrible c**t, cannot stand him.

      Got the most punchable face in the league him.

      Besides Kompany, who I absolutely can’t stand, but he would knock you in to next week :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2259: Mar 02, 2019 06:10:21 pm
      De Bruyne injured again..and stones
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2260: Mar 02, 2019 06:20:57 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2261: Mar 02, 2019 11:57:47 pm
      F**k 2  1 nil away wins in a row.

      That's stuff of Runners Up.   ;D ;D :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2262: Mar 07, 2019 06:29:19 pm
      Surely it's time to make sanctions actually hurt.

      I mean really hurt.

      A fine is f**k all to this lot.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47490375
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2263: Mar 07, 2019 06:34:59 pm
      Points deduction  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2264: Mar 07, 2019 06:37:31 pm

      I like your thinking  :laugh:

      But I can almost guarantee someone who doesn't see the joke will tell you that UEFA can't deduct points from them ;)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2265: Mar 07, 2019 08:35:58 pm
      About time an investigation was opened. The amount of smoke from there is ridiculous, they think the rules don’t apply to them and want to create this ‘pristine’ image and sheen, all the while cheating to do it.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2266: Mar 07, 2019 09:15:47 pm
      About f**king time cheating Cu*ts.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2267: Mar 07, 2019 10:48:02 pm
      Strip them of all points and tell them to f**k off!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2268: Mar 08, 2019 06:01:19 am
      Strip them of all points and tell them to f**k off!

      Uefa can’t strip them of league points mate.
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      Reply #2269: Mar 08, 2019 06:40:55 am
      Uefa can’t strip them of league points mate.

      I know mate but let's tell them too  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2270: Mar 08, 2019 06:47:10 am
      Transfer embargo would be good.

      Watch them just get a fine.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2271: Mar 08, 2019 11:48:00 am
      I like your thinking  :laugh:

      But I can almost guarantee someone who doesn't see the joke will tell you that UEFA can't deduct points from them ;)


      Uefa can’t strip them of league points mate.

      I see what you did there..   ;)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2272: Mar 08, 2019 12:28:44 pm

      I see what you did there..   ;)

      It was inevitable  :laugh:
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      Reply #2273: Mar 08, 2019 12:50:47 pm
      Must have been posted somewhere but with recent news re UEFAs new investigation I read the full Der Spiegel report and I'd recommend going through it, very interesting and shows just how far City have gone in making an uneven playing field even more unfair.

      Chapter 1 (of 4) - https://www.google.com/amp/www.spiegel.de/international/manchester-city-exposed-bending-the-rules-to-the-tune-of-millions-a-1236346-amp.html
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2274: Mar 08, 2019 05:35:13 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2275: Mar 08, 2019 05:55:19 pm
      Not the first time they’ve been drawing attention to themselves. Had the squad capped a few years ago. Surely this, on top of the illegal payments to agents of youngsters or whatever it was, something has to be done about them.

      Ban them from European football for a couple of years and a point deduction be nice. But, we all know it will be a slap on the wrist if anything.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2276: Mar 08, 2019 06:00:07 pm
      After a full investigation into possible  breaches of FFP man city have fined UEFA, FIFA, The FA and the premier league .
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2277: Mar 08, 2019 06:02:00 pm
      Not the first time they’ve been drawing attention to themselves. Had the squad capped a few years ago. Surely this, on top of the illegal payments to agents of youngsters or whatever it was, something has to be done about them.

      Ban them from European football for a couple of years and a point deduction be nice. But, we all know it will be a slap on the wrist if anything.

      Very noticeable that they haven't denied it but mention the legality of how the information was obtained. They'll will get a slap on the wrists like you said
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2278: Mar 08, 2019 06:04:48 pm
      Not the first time they’ve been drawing attention to themselves. Had the squad capped a few years ago. Surely this, on top of the illegal payments to agents of youngsters or whatever it was, something has to be done about them.

      Ban them from European football for a couple of years and a point deduction be nice. But, we all know it will be a slap on the wrist if anything.

      How about point deduction in the PL & kicked out of the CL this season. Stripped of all major titles they won since FFP came into place, dropped to league 2 for next season and a huge fine?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2279: Mar 08, 2019 06:12:24 pm
      How about point deduction in the PL & kicked out of the CL this season. Stripped of all major titles they won since FFP came into place, dropped to league 2 for next season and a huge fine?
      Should be shoved in league 2! Yes! Immediately!

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