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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2725: Nov 06, 2019 09:08:55 pm
      Ederson just pulled a hami at HT replaced by Bravo

      Now we just need Sterling, Aguero and DeBruyne to get injured 😉
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      Reply #2726: Nov 06, 2019 09:39:49 pm
      Bravo sent off for City... 😂

      Waiting on VAR...

      & Red card.. 

      Walker in goal,.

      :lmao:

      Shame this ain’t Sunday..
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      Reply #2727: Nov 07, 2019 01:42:05 pm
      Well, this is giving City an unfair advantage, playing in a half full stadium just feels like home.

      https://twitter.com/DFletcherSport/status/1192158202009399296?s=19
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      Reply #2728: Nov 07, 2019 10:45:16 pm
      Now I know there is no chance of this happening but wouldn't it be hilarious. Look at Walkers face!!!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:





       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2729: Nov 11, 2019 06:25:32 pm
      Guardiola making an absolute show of himself yesterday was almost as pleasing as the result.

      The scream to the sky was especially funny.
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      Reply #2730: Nov 11, 2019 06:40:25 pm
      Guardiola making an absolute show of himself yesterday was almost as pleasing as the result.

      The scream to the sky was especially funny.

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      Reply #2731: Nov 11, 2019 06:40:49 pm
      Guardiola making an absolute show of himself yesterday was almost as pleasing as the result.

      The scream to the sky was especially funny.

      Had a smidgen of respect for the man until yesterday. Acting like a petulant spoilt brat on the line all game. Tosser
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      Reply #2732: Nov 11, 2019 07:20:11 pm
      Had a smidgen of respect for the man until yesterday. Acting like a petulant spoilt brat on the line all game. Tosser

      He’s never come up against an opponent like our mighty reds before that’s why.

      Think we have his number big time, Klopp’s style of play seems perfectly opposed to counter Pep’s but Pep would never change his fundamentals (which I respect to be fair). Think he has many a sleepless night about us.
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      Reply #2733: Nov 11, 2019 07:46:03 pm
      He’s never come up against an opponent like our mighty reds before that’s why.

      Think we have his number big time, Klopp’s style of play seems perfectly opposed to counter Pep’s but Pep would never change his fundamentals (which I respect to be fair). Think he has many a sleepless night about us.

      He has history when it comes to sarcastic applauding. He did it to his side's own doctor at Bayern after another of his players went down injured in a match. Doctor was given the boot but said doctor is now back at the club.

      Read a paper article recently where those who worked with him called him a narcissist who lacks the compassion and human touch that other managers like Klopp had. Apparently he sees his players as pawns in his own ruthless determination to win.

      It's that kind of self obsessed attitude that has led him to only managing clubs with bucket loads of cash and already established hegemonies in their respective leagues.

      That lack of romanticism and ambition sets him apart from Klopp.

      There is far greater beauty and greatness to be found in the tale of a bang average German defender taking a barely professional team and building it from the bottom up as Jürgen did at Mainz.

      And there is far greater beauty and greatness to be found in the tale of a financially desolate sleeping giant, recharging them on a minimal budget and becoming the most entertaining side in Europe as Jürgen did at Dortmund.

      There is far greater beauty and greatness to be found in breathing fire back into the life of Britain and Europe's most iconic club and creating superstars from scratch as Jürgen is doing at Liverpool.

      Jürgen's career is like the save every Football Manager player wants to have. It's pure, authentic and fairy tale like.

      Pep? A career and trophy cabinet bankrolled by dodgy billions and corporate dominance...and one very special player (Messi). Send him down to a club the level of Mainz or where Dortmund were 12 years ago and he wouldn't achieve half of what Jürgen achieved.

      It's not a debate about who's the better manager. Anyone with a proper understanding of football would know that. Jürgen is simply the best.
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      Reply #2734: Nov 11, 2019 08:21:13 pm
      He has history when it comes to sarcastic applauding. He did it to his side's own doctor at Bayern after another of his players went down injured in a match. Doctor was given the boot but said doctor is now back at the club.

      Read a paper article recently where those who worked with him called him a narcissist who lacks the compassion and human touch that other managers like Klopp had. Apparently he sees his players as pawns in his own ruthless determination to win.

      It's that kind of self obsessed attitude that has led him to only managing clubs with bucket loads of cash and already established hegemonies in their respective leagues.

      That lack of romanticism and ambition sets him apart from Klopp.

      There is far greater beauty and greatness to be found in the tale of a bang average German defender taking a barely professional team and building it from the bottom up as Jürgen did at Mainz.

      And there is far greater beauty and greatness to be found in the tale of a financially desolate sleeping giant, recharging them on a minimal budget and becoming the most entertaining side in Europe as Jürgen did at Dortmund.

      There is far greater beauty and greatness to be found in breathing fire back into the life of Britain and Europe's most iconic club and creating superstars from scratch as Jürgen is doing at Liverpool.

      Jürgen's career is like the save every Football Manager player wants to have. It's pure, authentic and fairy tale like.

      Pep? A career and trophy cabinet bankrolled by dodgy billions and corporate dominance...and one very special player (Messi). Send him down to a club the level of Mainz or where Dortmund were 12 years ago and he wouldn't achieve half of what Jürgen achieved.

      It's not a debate about who's the better manager. Anyone with a proper understanding of football would know that. Jürgen is simply the best.

      I remember that incident with the Doc being in the news. Disgraceful treatment.

      Pep takes already very good teams to new levels of consistency. But he does it with massive resources, the only team previously able to match that level of consistency was Madrid, who aren’t shy of a few quid and had a prime Ronaldo available to drive them forward and a manager in Maureen who knows how to get under the skin of his rivals.

      Jürgen though, he doesn’t go in for all the rubbish getting under people’s skin, doesn’t have the same level of resources, doesn’t buy the best players and yet he has taken us to 3 consecutive European finals, a league cup final, took us to an insane level of consistency achieving 97 points, won a Champions league and now, somehow, seems to have taken us to a new level this season which seemed nearly impossible. And he has had his doubters Jürgen, from Dutch doctors to armchair pundits, to the ludicrous ‘nearly man’ shouts after losing to Madrid. It feels like not only are we at our peak, but Jürgen is at his peak and we are achieving together.

      I’ve said for a while, this is the best Liverpool team I’ve ever seen. But I’m starting to increasingly think it is the best team I’ve ever seen full stop. We are incredible and it’s amazing to experience this and it’s down to that man Jürgen.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2735: Nov 11, 2019 11:22:49 pm
      👆best two posts of the year right there 🙂
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      Reply #2736: Nov 11, 2019 11:52:09 pm
      Pep takes already very good teams to new levels of consistency. But he does it with massive resources, the only team previously able to match that level of consistency was Madrid, who aren’t shy of a few quid and had a prime Ronaldo available to drive them forward and a manager in Maureen who knows how to get under the skin of his rivals.

      Jürgen though, he doesn’t go in for all the rubbish getting under people’s skin, doesn’t have the same level of resources, doesn’t buy the best players and yet he has taken us to 3 consecutive European finals, a league cup final, took us to an insane level of consistency achieving 97 points, won a Champions league and now, somehow, seems to have taken us to a new level this season which seemed nearly impossible. And he has had his doubters Jürgen, from Dutch doctors to armchair pundits, to the ludicrous ‘nearly man’ shouts after losing to Madrid. It feels like not only are we at our peak, but Jürgen is at his peak and we are achieving together.

      Pep has obviously taken his teams to an incredible level and although there have been testing moments for him, he's never come across a team or stadium like us that seems to completely get to him and get to him psychologically. Jose will get under most people's skin but with us, the look of desperation on Pep's face when he was shouting to the sky, the way his players were instantly stopping playing to appeal for free kicks and penalties, they were so desperate to try and get that edge. Even all the media games he tries playing but just doesn't get the response from us he wants.

      The absolute garbage Kompany was coming out with about how the game should have been stopped when the ball hit Trent's hand and how Silva rightly got away with a handball because it wasn't intentional, how we might not be able to handle the pressure etc was stinking of being fu**ed mentally by us and he's not even at the club anymore. Anyone associated with that club over the last couple of years are losing it. He completely embarrassed himself and was near on getting mocked by Jose and Keane.

      The way they were losing their sh*t after we scored I just knew we had them and were going to score more. Then the arguing among themselves. The entire team and staff who are normally going about their business, patient and composed were a team in panic, desperation and fully intimidated.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2737: Nov 12, 2019 12:05:28 am
      Hah Sterling stood down from England for training incident with Gomez. Little c**t he is.
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      Reply #2738: Nov 12, 2019 12:25:58 am
      Hah Sterling stood down from England for training incident with Gomez. Little c**t he is.

      He’s been dropped from the first game too.
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      Reply #2740: Nov 13, 2019 05:13:39 pm
      Christ, there are some people in media genuinely saying that Liverpool fans may have caused this.

      If you had a kid and he hit someone at school because he was pissed off about an earlier incident where someone else had given him grief you wouldn’t make excuses.

      He’s a spoilt little brat who fights like a girl
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      Reply #2741: Nov 13, 2019 06:47:48 pm
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      Reply #2742: Nov 14, 2019 12:20:48 am

      And of course it's for the next match!!! They made sure he played against us and the World thinks we are dodgy!!! F**k me!!!
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      Reply #2743: Nov 14, 2019 12:30:02 am
      Apparently Guardiola and Citeh have sent in an official letter of complaint about the referee, how f**king pathetic is that!!
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      Reply #2744: Nov 14, 2019 12:54:27 am
      Apparently Guardiola and Citeh have sent in an official letter of complaint about the referee, how f**king pathetic is that!!

      They also complained about the water temperature of the showers used by the players for their loss

      https://twitter.com/SuperbiaProeIia/status/1194747134081409026
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      Reply #2745: Nov 14, 2019 09:03:06 am
      Seemingly the wheels are well and truly beginning to fall off, in their bid to retain the title.
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      Reply #2746: Nov 14, 2019 04:16:17 pm
      Very interesting thread, open the tweet up and follow the points on tactical fouling.

      https://twitter.com/babuyagu/status/1194967930154315777?s=19
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      Reply #2747: Nov 14, 2019 04:33:42 pm
      Still awaiting Raheem's outrage over this!!

      He's too busy being outraged over Joe Gomez manhandling him like a toddler.
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      Reply #2748: Nov 14, 2019 04:37:24 pm
      Wow City and Pep have gone full Jose Mourinho. We’ve broken him this time :laugh:.

      Beat them at their own game so they will try every excuse under the sun. Maybe they should think back to how a certain Kompany should have been sent off for a last man foul on Salah last season.
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      Reply #2749: Nov 14, 2019 05:15:29 pm
      . Maybe they should think back to how a certain Kompany should have been sent off for a last man foul on Salah last season.
      Pep has no idea what your on about it didn’t happen .its only us bending the rules didn’t ya know

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