The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

The atmosphere during the next city game should be fun.

The atmosphere during the next city game should be fun.

Will we notice much difference?

How do we think it would work if they were given a retrospective points deduction? I suppose technically we could match uniteds 20 leagues this year and Gerrard could receive a Premier league winners medal!?

How do we think it would work if they were given a retrospective points deduction? I suppose technically we could match uniteds 20 leagues this year and Gerrard could receive a Premier league winners medal!?

but wouldn't Man Utd also get another title for the year when Aguuuueeeeeerrrroooooooo o scored in the last seconds?

How many and which titles can they be stripped of ? Just 2014 ? Which gives it to us ?

but wouldn't Man Utd also get another title for the year when Aguuuueeeeeerrrroooooooo o scored in the last seconds?

From what I've seen it wouldnt go back that far they'd be looking at 2013-16, so technically would be only our nearly season

After all the cryarsing they did over the bus fiasco, they're now arranging their own "welcome" for the Uefa bureaucrats when they welcome Madrid next month, complete with flares & smoke bombs 

This is going to be hilarious

Gotta be honest I find the shouts of giving Gerrard a medal cringey.

Won’t have the same impact at all.

Every trophy they’ve won since 2012 now though will always have an asterisk next to it.

Bad bad bunch, will be brilliant when Madrid smash them!

Gotta be honest I find the shouts of giving Gerrard a meddle cringy.

Won’t have the same impact at all.

Every trophy they’ve won since 2012 now though will always have an asterisk next to it.

Bad bad bunch, will be brilliant when Madrid smash them!

Hahaha just in the right mental state to get rattled by Sergio Ramos!

One of the Muppets over on Blue Moon is suggesting they organise a series of high profile friendlies on Champions league nights to take attention away from the CL. 
Two questions spring to mind
1) Just which 'high profile' opponents do they think they could persuade to add an extra game to their schedule in the middle of the season?
2) they can't fill the Emptihad for a competitive fixture against 'high profile' opponents let alone friendlies so who do they think is going to be bothered?

One of the Muppets over on Blue Moon is suggesting they organise a series of high profile friendlies on Champions league nights to take attention away from the CL. 
Two questions spring to mind
1) Just which 'high profile' opponents do they think they could persuade to add an extra game to their schedule in the middle of the season?
2) they can't fill the Emptihad for a competitive fixture against 'high profile' opponents let alone friendlies so who do they think is going to be bothered?

Well Man United aren't going to be in the CL for a while, so maybe them?

What I find slightly odd is that most people think that Citeh will get the 2 year ban reduced, yet dont offer any rationale for why they think this. Galatasary did not get their punishment reduced and by the sounds of it Citeh were penalised not so much for breaches of FFP but for obstructing an investigation and cooking their books, that's not the kind of thing that gets overturned easily because if it does you really open the floodgates to corruption and rule breaking.

What I find slightly odd is that most people think that Citeh will get the 2 year ban reduced, yet dont offer any rationale for why they think this. Galatasary did not get their punishment reduced and by the sounds of it Citeh were penalised not so much for breaches of FFP but for obstructing an investigation and cooking their books, that's not the kind of thing that gets overturned easily because if it does you really open the floodgates to corruption and rule breaking.

I think the rationale for most people is either stuffed envelopes or the threat that they will tie uefa up for years in a legal battle that could bankrupt them

What I find slightly odd is that most people think that Citeh will get the 2 year ban reduced, yet dont offer any rationale for why they think this. Galatasary did not get their punishment reduced and by the sounds of it Citeh were penalised not so much for breaches of FFP but for obstructing an investigation and cooking their books, that's not the kind of thing that gets overturned easily because if it does you really open the floodgates to corruption and rule breaking.

Think people are just sceptical due to the financial might of City & the fact they're essentially owned by the Abu Dhabi state. They'll have the best lawyers money can buy to argue their case for them. This lot have greased enough palms to buypass Human Rights laws in the past, sporting panels will be pretty small fry. Although I'm still quietly hopefully myself

Think people are just sceptical due to the financial might of City & the fact they're essentially owned by the Abu Dhabi state. They'll have the best lawyers money can buy to argue their case for them. This lot have greased enough palms to buypass Human Rights laws in the past, sporting panels will be pretty small fry. Although I'm still quietly hopefully myself

yet they didn't grease enough palms to get out of the initial punishment. I don't care how many lawyers you employ if you obstructed an investigation and falsified records then you are guilty, easy judgement.

Having dominated the league this year with one defeat since the Ice age and having been to the last two CL finals  with a record of Jürgen not being beaten in a two legged tie how are City still favourites for the CL.

Having dominated the league this year with one defeat since the Ice age and having been to the last two CL finals  with a record of Jürgen not being beaten in a two legged tie how are City still favourites for the CL.

 

Even if they get past Real, even if they make the CL their number one priority, I just can't see them getting to the final, never mind winning it!

They can be "favourites" as much as they want, we've got a much better chance of winning it.

I don't care how many lawyers you employ if you obstructed an investigation and falsified records then you are guilty, easy judgement.

If only it was that black & white

It is definitely Liverpool's fault for everything that's gone wrong for them this season including CL the ban. As well as VAR's fault. They would already have won this season's league if it weren't for Liverpool and the VAR. They're the most innocent and have definitely been wronged.

 

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Funny how all these anti-City accounts with no followers and a handle with a name  with a load of numbers after it keep cropping up isn't it. They must be wearing their fingers out at Anfield and Boston setting all these bots up.

   


Yep paranoid much?Weren't city advertising for social media gobshites a few weeks back?Although it might explain why no one from Boston is active on social media!

It is definitely Liverpool's fault for everything that's gone wrong for them this season including CL the ban. As well as VAR's fault. They would already have won this season's league if it weren't for Liverpool and the VAR. They're the most innocent and have definitely been wronged.

In a (very small) way, we can thank them for this season's success. Missing out by so narrow a gap last season made us hungry for the title, just like losing in Kyiv made us hungry for the CL.

As for VAR, I think it's removed a lot of the bias towards the bigger clubs but because we tend to be one of the cleanest teams in the league, it didn't affect us as much as other teams.

Even if they get past Real, even if they make the CL their number one priority, I just can't see them getting to the final, never mind winning it!

They can be "favourites" as much as they want, we've got a much better chance of winning it.

man i really hate Real if there is two games i would like city to win will have to be this, the amount of sh*t coming out of the real forum about us and the Premiere league and specially today after our loss to Athletico 1-0, fvking Bell Ends Real Madrid supporters

man i really hate Real if there is two games i would like city to win will have to be this, the amount of sh*t coming out of the real forum about us and the Premiere league and specially today after our loss to Athletico 1-0, fvking Bell Ends Real Madrid supporters

So is Madrid a bit like Manchester, just shithouse fans wherever you look?  Anyone who supports that Atletico team and how they pay has to be a an utter tw*t as well, it is ugly ugly football and winning by cheating is no victory.

As someone above pointed out, one of the reasons why we are benefiting from VAR more than other teams is that we are a very clean team and play to game with a good spirit and attitude.