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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      heimdall
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3050: Feb 19, 2020 09:27:43 pm
      looks like a lot of their Fans started their own bans early

      They are just a sh*t club from top to bottom, how lucky we all are to support Liverpool.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3051: Feb 20, 2020 07:35:13 am
      We didn't falsely declare any figures say city just before claiming a crowd of 54 thousand last night. Either very ballsy or just plain thick as f**k
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3052: Feb 20, 2020 08:10:22 am
      We didn't falsely declare any figures say city just before claiming a crowd of 54 thousand last night. Either very ballsy or just plain thick as f**k

      It’s standard practice to add all single game tickets sold to the number of season ticket holders. So In announcing that figure they are suggesting it was the season ticket holders who didn’t turn up.



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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3053: Feb 20, 2020 08:51:33 am
      It’s standard practice to add all single game tickets sold to the number of season ticket holders. So In announcing that figure they are suggesting it was the season ticket holders who didn’t turn up.

      I think certain clubs do it differently, Liverpool have sold out for every game we've played this season but our figures don't indicate this, with most games showing between 1 & 2k short of full capacity. I'm guessing that Liverpool's attendance figures come from the total number of scans at the turnstiles whereas Man City's must come from total number of tickets sold, and I wouldn't be surprised if a "Mr Mansour" makes a very large purchase of any leftover tickets before each game
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      Reply #3054: Feb 20, 2020 08:55:08 am
      It’s standard practice to add all single game tickets sold to the number of season ticket holders. So In announcing that figure they are suggesting it was the season ticket holders who didn’t turn up.





      Well that is obviously a bollocks and false way of doing it, but in any case where the hell are all these season ticket holders every week then, wouldn't yesterday have been a good day to come and actually support your team?? 

      Weird plastic horrible corrupt club
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      Reply #3055: Feb 20, 2020 09:25:58 am
      Well that is obviously a bollocks and false way of doing it, but in any case where the hell are all these season ticket holders every week then, wouldn't yesterday have been a good day to come and actually support your team?? 

      Weird plastic horrible corrupt club

      Police attendance figures are the only ones which carry any weight, as for obvious reasons the police need to know the correct number of people who are inside the stadium & GMP have Man City's average attendance at around 15% lower as opposed to the club's official figures.

      Considering City don't have as many OOT supporters who face logistical issues, or as many touts as other top clubs, and add in the fact that they are literally the champions and play very attractive football, I find it impossible to believe that 15% of ticket-holders just aren't showing up for games. The only logical explanation I can think of is that the club themselves are buying a lot of those unsold tickets back to save face & also cook the books a little bit more. Would certainly make a lot of sense after the recent allegations
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      Reply #3056: Feb 20, 2020 09:41:50 am
      they are intent on making the club look foolish and unable to know the truth even if it hit them in the face. I can see UEFA announcing further enquiries into more recent transgressions  even before it goes to arbitration UEFA will not back down or they face looking as if they have lost control .
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      Reply #3057: Feb 21, 2020 08:13:32 am
      Carabao Cup final could see empty seats as Manchester City yet to sell full ticket allocation....


      Carabao Cup organisers face the potential ignominy of empty seats at the Wembley final next week because Manchester City have yet to sell out their most expensive tickets.

      In a final push to sell out their allocation, the club said this week that fans could purchase three tickets each if they had attended just one game at the Etihad Stadium this season.

      The relatively slow sales at City have been a source of frustration for opponents Aston Villa, who believe they would be able to fill out the stadium alone. One Villa supporter tweeted that he had attended City's poorly attended 2-0 victory against West Ham on Wednesday just so he would be entitled to tickets for the final a week on Sunday.


      ttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2020/02/20/carabao-cup-final-could-see-empty-seats-manchester-city-yet/

      They'll feel right at home then, bit unfair on Villa IMO.
      « Last Edit: Feb 21, 2020 08:17:44 am by RedPuppy »
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      Reply #3058: Feb 21, 2020 08:43:07 am
      Carabao Cup final could see empty seats as Manchester City yet to sell full ticket allocation....


      Carabao Cup organisers face the potential ignominy of empty seats at the Wembley final next week because Manchester City have yet to sell out their most expensive tickets.

      In a final push to sell out their allocation, the club said this week that fans could purchase three tickets each if they had attended just one game at the Etihad Stadium this season.

      The relatively slow sales at City have been a source of frustration for opponents Aston Villa, who believe they would be able to fill out the stadium alone. One Villa supporter tweeted that he had attended City's poorly attended 2-0 victory against West Ham on Wednesday just so he would be entitled to tickets for the final a week on Sunday.


      ttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2020/02/20/carabao-cup-final-could-see-empty-seats-manchester-city-yet/

      They'll feel right at home then, bit unfair on Villa IMO.

      I saw the Stone Roses at the Etihad a few years back. Wonder if I'll qualify for a ticket  ;D
      « Last Edit: Feb 21, 2020 10:28:05 am by TameImpala »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3059: Feb 21, 2020 02:41:00 pm
      That photo from the Villa lad next to a bunch of empty seats!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3060: Feb 21, 2020 04:54:55 pm
      That photo from the Villa lad next to a bunch of empty seats!

      Stupid thing is that the idiot has made himself go viral with the photo, so now he's almost guaranteed to have his ticket cancelled  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3061: Feb 21, 2020 04:59:38 pm
      This from Stuart Brennan in the MEN

      "City recorded an unusually low attendance of around 52,000 for the Hammers game"

      UNUSUALLY LOW 52 THOUSAND  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      And they have the cheek to call us a "cult" !

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      Reply #3062: Feb 21, 2020 06:04:01 pm
      This from Stuart Brennan in the MEN

      "City recorded an unusually low attendance of around 52,000 for the Hammers game"

      UNUSUALLY LOW 52 THOUSAND  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      And they have the cheek to call us a "cult" !



      City must have over 20,000 under nourished fans who all turned sideways at the same time and became invisible to the Cameras. Nothing worse than massive numbers of empty seats even worse when people have paid for the seat but just cant be bothered to go.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3063: Feb 22, 2020 11:40:07 am
      Plenty of empty seats against West Ham the other night
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3064: Feb 22, 2020 04:42:11 pm
      City must have over 20,000 under nourished fans who all turned sideways at the same time and became invisible to the Cameras. Nothing worse than massive numbers of empty seats even worse when people have paid for the seat but just cant be bothered to go.

      I guess they’re all very busy blaming everybody else for their failure.
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      Reply #3065: Feb 24, 2020 12:26:19 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3066: Feb 25, 2020 02:30:05 pm

      One of the comments from a City fan responding to a Liverpool fan:

      Heysel brushed under the carpet - check
      Scouting system hacked -  check

      Only thing missing was the whinging about the coach!
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      Reply #3067: Feb 25, 2020 04:30:48 pm
      One of the comments from a City fan responding to a Liverpool fan:

      Heysel brushed under the carpet - check
      Scouting system hacked -  check

      Only thing missing was the whinging about the coach!

      WTAF are they on about, typical re-writing history sh*t-housery.
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      Reply #3068: Feb 25, 2020 05:43:20 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3071: Feb 25, 2020 06:20:44 pm

      Barcelona did something similar a couple of years back.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3072: Feb 25, 2020 06:26:14 pm
      oh dear when the Meds wear off and the reality kicks in the City Fans are going to be in need of a inhouse customized straight jacket fitter
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3073: Feb 26, 2020 10:16:44 am
      Hope they get f**king twatted tonight

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3074: Feb 26, 2020 12:07:16 pm
      One of the headlines in today’s paper ‘sterling ready to be unleashed against real madrid’yeah ok!!,hope they get a f**king pasting tonight.

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