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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3200: Aug 15, 2020 10:14:40 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



      FUCK OFF CITY, FAVS TO WIN CL, AND YOU FUCKED IT  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



      KARMA INDEED,   CANT GET PASSED THE Q FINALS,    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:




      THE SHAKY SHEIKS CANT BUY OLD BIG EARS, EVEN WHEN THEY FUCKIN CHEAT  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


       :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah: :f_wah:
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      CANT STOP FUCKIN LAUGHING BEST RESULT OF THE WHOLE WEEKEND BY FUCKIN MILES




       BLUE MOON SINKING !!   :lmao: :f_wah: :lmao: :f_wah: :lmao: :f_wah: :lmao: :f_wah: :lmao: :f_wa




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3201: Aug 15, 2020 10:16:45 pm
      Cheats never prosper, that's what you get when you cheat in the transfer market.  :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3202: Aug 15, 2020 10:29:15 pm
      Cheats never prosper, that's what you get when you cheat in the transfer market.  :lmao: :lmao:




      Pep fu**ed it up, he should have started with his strongest side, he didn’t, he chose a side to stifle Lyon and it backfired, City got caught with I their pants down (again) and got butt fu**ed by Olympic Mayonnaise 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3203: Aug 15, 2020 10:32:03 pm



      Pep fu**ed it up, he should have started with his strongest side, he didn’t, he chose a side to stifle Lyon and it backfired, City got caught with I their pants down (again) and got butt fu**ed by Olympic Mayonnaise 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3204: Aug 16, 2020 12:16:58 am
      Another 100 million on full backs might do the trick for city...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3205: Aug 16, 2020 01:06:31 am
      Another 100 million on full backs might do the trick for city...

      NOT if they aren't any better than Kyle Walker.

      Of course it's hard to find the quality of our big-money signings Trent and Robbo.....

       ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3206: Aug 16, 2020 01:58:13 am
      Oh this is gonna be fun:  :D :D



























       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      « Last Edit: Aug 16, 2020 08:37:52 am by AussieRed »
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3207: Aug 16, 2020 09:33:56 am
      Taken from Blue Moon.
      The worrying thing is, I think he’s serious 😂

      We entered 5 competitions; won one of them which began with 92 teams; Won another with only 2 teams entered; finished 2nd in another from 20; top 4 team in the FA Cup out of around 800 teams; confirmed that we’re again a top 8 team in Europe; we gave UEFA, G14 & media a right good spanking at CAS.

      So we won 2 out of the 5 competitions we entered & finished 2nd in another.

      That’s a great season in my eyes.
      Not sure how that could ever be considered poor?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3208: Aug 16, 2020 09:46:39 am
      This is just f**king great. Well deserved from the cheating soul less bas**rds.
      Bring the game into disrepute, no respect for the league, other clubs, other managers or players. It’s all about US ! We can do what we want because we’ve got more money than anyone else.

      But you can’t win the big one with a bunch of money grabbing mercenaries playing to fill their bank accounts.
      They clearly have no emotional connection with their club.
      Let’s see how they hold this together now.
      Barca’s 8:0 thrashing may mean the calling for the small bald one. Then see what his mercenary crowd do.
      I’m anticipating a bit of a meltdown. Just can’t f**king wait, you cheating bas**rds.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3209: Aug 16, 2020 09:47:00 am
      Carabao cup chumpions !!! Lmfao
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3210: Aug 16, 2020 10:05:05 am
      I heard one of the commentators saying,
      “City are by far the better side. The best individual players. The most skillfull players, they deserved to progress, but unfortunately they conceded 3 goals, one of which should have been disallowed for the off the ball foul leading up to the goal.
      City done by VAR in the C L once again”

      Then kept bleating on about KDB’s wonderfull strike for cities equaliser.

      THEY LOST YOU FUCKING MORON ! NOTHINGS GONNA CHANGE, THEIR MONEY DOESN'T GET THEM A SECOND CHANCE.

      This is almost as good as sex.

      Sorry, it’s f**king better 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3211: Aug 16, 2020 10:16:00 am
      Taken from Blue Moon.
      The worrying thing is, I think he’s serious 😂

      We entered 5 competitions; won one of them which began with 92 teams; Won another with only 2 teams entered; finished 2nd in another from 20; top 4 team in the FA Cup out of around 800 teams; confirmed that we’re again a top 8 team in Europe; we gave UEFA, G14 & media a right good spanking at CAS.

      So we won 2 out of the 5 competitions we entered & finished 2nd in another.

      That’s a great season in my eyes.
      Not sure how that could ever be considered poor?



      Deluded or what.  :laugh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3212: Aug 16, 2020 10:57:04 am
      Taken from Blue Moon.
      The worrying thing is, I think he’s serious 😂

      We entered 5 competitions; won one of them which began with 92 teams; Won another with only 2 teams entered; finished 2nd in another from 20; top 4 team in the FA Cup out of around 800 teams; confirmed that we’re again a top 8 team in Europe; we gave UEFA, G14 & media a right good spanking at CAS.

      So we won 2 out of the 5 competitions we entered & finished 2nd in another.

      That’s a great season in my eyes.
      Not sure how that could ever be considered poor?

      "Top 4 team in the FA Cup out of about 800 teams"

      F**k me 😂 I could probably get a game for about 80% of those "teams" he's on about

      Anyway by the time they enter the FA Cup, there are only 64 teams left, and 32 by the time they enter the League Cup (not 92). So his straw clutching is even more ridiculous
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3213: Aug 16, 2020 11:08:36 am
      Been saying it a while now but they're definitely a mentally weak side. It's shows in their manager & players very public obsession with us and again in the way they reacted to last night's defeat.

      Pep throwing himself on the floor when they conceded, which is starting to become a regular occurance. Do you remember Klopp ever doing that when we lost the actual final? When we lost the league by a point? Did he f**k. Imagine being a player looking over to the bench and your manager is on his knees with his face in his hands

      He once again overthought his team selection last night, shying away from his normal style to try and do a "tactical job" on a team which finished 7th in the French League and got spanked because of it.

      They're fine bullying your Burton Albions & your Oxford Uniteds in the League & FA Cup, but once they come up to a fixture which is even remotely tricky, they seem to crumble, certainly lately anyway

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3214: Aug 16, 2020 01:16:53 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
      This is there time for Europe!
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
      need to more financial doping!
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3215: Aug 16, 2020 01:29:36 pm
      What gets me is  how quickly the City fans have turned against Pep.  :f_doh: Even if his tactics were wrong we all make mistakes and  many now want him sacked.  :o :o :o

      I'd jump at the chance of having him at Old  Trafford. The mind boggles  :f_doh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3216: Aug 16, 2020 03:14:30 pm
      Pellegrini won the league once in 3 years. Pep has won it twice in 4 years, the only other significant trophy Pep won over Pellegrini is 1 FA Cup.

      Pellegrini got to the Champions League SF whilst Pep has crashed out in the last 16, and QF 3 times.

      Pellegrini almost got hounded out of the club so they could have Pep because he was ultimately chosen to bring European success to the club. So far he has massively failed, made less progress in Europe and only won 2 more notable bits of silverware than Pellegrini in an extra year.

      In conclusion, how has Pep kept his job? Especially on the back of a season that saw them spend about £100mill last summer and end up losing the league by about 20 points. This last year they’ve taken a massive backwards step and I think he’s only kept his job based on who he is rather than performance. He was signed by the club to win the CL and he’s failed year after year.  That’s before even taken into account the 800mill he has spent.
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      Reply #3217: Aug 16, 2020 04:08:27 pm
      Pellegrini won the league once in 3 years. Pep has won it twice in 4 years, the only other significant trophy Pep won over Pellegrini is 1 FA Cup.

      Pellegrini got to the Champions League SF whilst Pep has crashed out in the last 16, and QF 3 times.

      Pellegrini almost got hounded out of the club so they could have Pep because he was ultimately chosen to bring European success to the club. So far he has massively failed, made less progress in Europe and only won 2 more notable bits of silverware than Pellegrini in an extra year.

      In conclusion, how has Pep kept his job? Especially on the back of a season that saw them spend about £100mill last summer and end up losing the league by about 20 points. This last year they’ve taken a massive backwards step and I think he’s only kept his job based on who he is rather than performance. He was signed by the club to win the CL and he’s failed year after year.  That’s before even taken into account the 800mill he has spent.

      It's a good point
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3218: Aug 16, 2020 04:33:10 pm
      Pellegrini won the league once in 3 years. Pep has won it twice in 4 years, the only other significant trophy Pep won over Pellegrini is 1 FA Cup.



      I'd take winning the holy grail twice in four years all the time KK. Granted he was brought in to win the CL as its their No1 target rather than the league. Not a bad substitute winning the Premier League  ;D

      Perhaps if United can send Ole over to the noisy  neighbors in a straight swap with Pep will catch you guys at a faster pace rather than being in slow mode.  :D
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      Reply #3219: Aug 16, 2020 04:58:42 pm
      What gets me is  how quickly the City fans have turned against Pep.  :f_doh: Even if his tactics were wrong we all make mistakes and  many now want him sacked.  :o :o :o

      I'd jump at the chance of having him at Old  Trafford. The mind boggles  :f_doh:




      Careful what you wish for Keith, is Pep in danger of becoming‘Maureen’ part deux, another cheque book manager, it’s starting to look like he could be, where his successes are purely down to spending Zillions,

      It looks as though no matter how much money he has at his disposal he cannot build I side that all sing from the same song sheet, it’s as plain as the nose on your face there are too many individuals in his side, they look good when their humping teams with less than half their talent but up against any side capable of putting them under pressure they crumble like the crumbliest crumble ever crumbled in planet crumble,

      His tactics last night were damn average, it should for me a total disrespect to their opponents, it looked like his thinking was, oh it’s only Lyon, we’ll piss all over them, their 7th in the top most French league, akin to playing Derby ,
      Instead of, this the CL Q final, favourite to go the whole f***in hog, I need to put out my strongest X1, get the game won, he started without, D Silva, B Silva, Mahrez, and the so called boy wonder Foden,

      Could you imagine Klopp starting a CL Q final without , Gini, Mane, Hendo, & Bobby ?


      And what now of his players, his best players, what are thinking, that our gaffer has once again let us down, can we really trust his judgment when we need it most.


      If I were you mate, I’d be looking at those managers who have in recent times stolen Pep’s thunder, managers like Rudi Garcia, Julien Nagelsmann, or even Nuno Espírito Santo, all of those mangers build rather than buy, it’s no coincidence that built sides have a better sense of togetherness than that of a side made up of individual parts,

      But you will have to wait for Ole to end his love affair with mediocrity first 🤪





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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3220: Aug 16, 2020 05:22:21 pm
      I'd take winning the holy grail twice in four years all the time KK. Granted he was brought in to win the CL as its their No1 target rather than the league. Not a bad substitute winning the Premier League  ;D

      Perhaps if United can send Ole over to the noisy  neighbors in a straight swap with Pep will catch you guys at a faster pace rather than being in slow mode.  :D

      Ultimately if they were happy with just winning the league, they could easily have kept Pellegrini, but he was deemed not good enough to bring the extra success they expected.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3221: Aug 16, 2020 05:42:28 pm
      Bernardo Silva having a good cry for himself  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: si senor city aren’t the champions anymore
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      Reply #3222: Aug 16, 2020 05:54:23 pm
      Bernardo Silva having a good cry for himself  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: si senor city aren’t the champions anymore

      https://twitter.com/BernardoCSilva/status/1295032534703714309

      (For those who haven't seen it)

      Absolutely rattled he is. Sings about Liverpool fans getting battered in the streets, racially abuses his team mate and the only one who couldn't respect a guard of honour.

      If you can't take it then don't give it out, you c**t!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3223: Aug 16, 2020 06:09:52 pm
      https://twitter.com/BernardoCSilva/status/1295032534703714309

      (For those who haven't seen it)

      Absolutely rattled he is. Sings about Liverpool fans getting battered in the streets, racially abuses his team mate and the only one who couldn't respect a guard of honour.

      If you can't take it then don't give it out, you c**t!

      Haha, well and truly in his head!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3224: Aug 16, 2020 06:41:11 pm
      I hope he got a load of sh*t after posting that....can’t stand the whiny little w**ker.

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