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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      beardo number 7
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3250: Aug 18, 2020 01:01:26 pm
      Why not a statue for Kompany or Toure, they were arguably more important to Man City.

      There’s not enough brass in the world for kompanys forehead
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3251: Aug 18, 2020 01:49:05 pm
      There’s not enough brass in the world for kompanys forehead

      Damn...you murdered that man :D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3252: Aug 18, 2020 04:31:36 pm
      What a sh*t house of a club the toxicity in that club is rife and running riot. David Silva who I always thought was a classy player and guy of the pitch completely dicked Lazio and ended up at Sociedad.

      Lazio only came in for the last couple of days, by the sound of it he wants to go home to Spain, most pundits were presuming he end up at a club in the middle east.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3253: Aug 18, 2020 11:01:04 pm
      It just goes to show money can't buy you everything, although in City's case f**k all !
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      Reply #3254: Aug 19, 2020 11:01:32 am
      Apparently there are going to be three statues.

      Called the Three Amigos  ( Ugh )

      Kompany Silva and Aguero.

      ........................ ......................

      Might have stand named after him but what about a statue for Colin Bell?
      Also   Franny Lee (he could take a penalty) and Mike Summerbee.
      Real Players.


      ........................ .....................

      Stop Press . Hold the newspapers !

      No statue for Sterling.
      Doesn't know if he is an attacker or a defender. 
      See. Great over the bar clearance the other night.
      Better find my dressing gown again.   ;D

      C'Mon. Take the bait lads.....
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      Reply #3255: Aug 19, 2020 11:21:17 am
      Apparently there are going to be three statues.

      Called the Three Amigos  ( Ugh )

      Kompany Silva and Aguero.

      ........................ ......................

      Might have stand named after him but what about a statue for Colin Bell?
      Also   Franny Lee (he could take a penalty) and Mike Summerbee.
      Real Players.


      ........................ .....................

      Stop Press . Hold the newspapers !

      No statue for Sterling.
      Doesn't know if he is an attacker or a defender. 
      See. Great over the bar clearance the other night.
      Better find my dressing gown again.   ;D

      C'Mon. Take the bait lads.....


      Calling heimdall, you receiving.... Over   ;D
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      Reply #3256: Aug 19, 2020 11:32:55 am
      Calling heimdall, you receiving.... Over   ;D

      Nothing to comment on really, City is a plastic club, owned and supported by cu*ts, with a c**t of a manager and cuntish players

      Will that do? ;-)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3257: Aug 19, 2020 11:40:23 am
      There’s not enough brass in the world for kompanys forehead

      Superb  :lmao:
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      Reply #3258: Aug 19, 2020 01:20:13 pm
      Nothing to comment on really, City is a plastic club, owned and supported by cu*ts, with a c**t of a manager and cuntish players

      Will that do? ;-)

      Same as United then  :couch:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3259: Aug 19, 2020 02:42:17 pm

      No not at all, as much as I hate Man Utd I've always respected them, a proper football club just like Liverpool.
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      Reply #3260: Aug 19, 2020 03:07:00 pm
      No not at all, as much as I hate Man Utd I've always respected them, a proper football club just like Liverpool.

      I'm lost for words  :laugh:  :clap:
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      Reply #3261: Aug 20, 2020 10:48:54 am
      Calling heimdall, you receiving.... Over   ;D

      Good Try Keith.

      Neither Pinky nor Perky both on this page took it .

      Shame. Would have been fun again.

                           ;D
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      Reply #3262: Aug 20, 2020 11:08:54 am
      Good Try Keith.

      Neither Pinky nor Perky both on this page took it .

      Shame. Would have been fun again.

                           ;D

      ?????????
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3263: Aug 20, 2020 06:11:05 pm

      Hook and line come to mind .....
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3264: Aug 20, 2020 10:43:44 pm
      Hook and line come to mind .....

      What are you on about?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3265: Aug 21, 2020 11:30:57 am

      Over your head mate .... over your head .

      Have a useful day .  Stick your dressing gown on and why not go tame an impala ?

       ;D
      « Last Edit: Aug 21, 2020 11:38:01 am by MIRO »
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      Reply #3266: Aug 21, 2020 09:01:56 pm
      Over your head mate .... over your head .

      Have a useful day .  Stick your dressing gown on and why not go tame an impala ?

       ;D

      No seriously what on earth are you talking about? Are you feeling OK?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3267: Sep 09, 2020 12:36:16 am
      Not many players I would like to see get injured, but I'm glad that Bernardo Silva had to go off injured for Portugal and is now expected to miss the start of the season for City. Just a shame the injury wasn't more serious to keep him out longer.
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      Reply #3268: Sep 09, 2020 08:51:38 am
      Not many players I would like to see get injured, but I'm glad that Bernardo Silva had to go off injured for Portugal and is now expected to miss the start of the season for City. Just a shame the injury wasn't more serious to keep him out longer.

      KK You surprise me  :roll:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3269: Sep 09, 2020 11:15:15 am
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      Reply #3270: Sep 09, 2020 11:36:36 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3271: Sep 15, 2020 12:26:13 pm
      My word what an embarrassing and toxic bunch they are check out this beauty on bluemoon - “ And Phil was brought into the England fold with the sole intention of stitching him up , it was planned, they can't handle the fact we have the brightest most exciting prospect on our books so try to derail his career. These are the cu*ts we're dealing with.“

      Hahaha incredible!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3272: Sep 27, 2020 06:28:51 pm
       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      F**kin Citeh get BATTERED by Leicester at the virtual Emptihad, match game two and their already chasing us, their toothless up front and they can’t defend for sh*t, when we beat Arse tomorrow night we’ll have a 6 point lead over them, last season we opened a 8 point gap and they never recovered, it could be over by Xmas....Again,  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      AND...That Leicester win knocks Blueshite off the top, never to be seen again  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: 



      Tellin ya...It’s ours to lose!




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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3273: Sep 27, 2020 06:42:45 pm
      Just got in, that has made my weekend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3274: Sep 27, 2020 08:18:44 pm
      Unbelievable result for Leicester, they look bloody good at the moment, hopefully they don’t run out of steam (or the football season stops again) and they secure a top four finish this season.

      As for city, it’s only their second game. Nobody should get carried away. Both city and us have set an ridiculous high standard in the last 2-3 seasons but I’ll be very, very surprised if either of us reach or near the 100 point mark again.

      That said, I do think they’re a shambles at the back and no idea why they signed Ake - he’s f**king sh*te.

      Keep your feet on the ground reds and focus, starting with three points tomorrow.

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