The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

Christ if this is what you lot or like with city God knows what the other manc thread is like.   

Ian I'm afraid to admit I've not been on laugh at manc thread since the day of our final last Wednesday   

You'll be please to hear I was that gutted I just didn't have the stomach to read you all taken the p!ss. I'm actually waiting for the page to change to 785 so I don't get tempted to read past post.  It's the first time I've ever ignore the thread after you lot have reason to take the p!ss.

I'm still trying to swallow the bitter  pill but it's lodged halfway down my throat  . I'm drinking plenty of water and when we get to 785 I should be ok. 

I honestly think I might have snapped such the disappointment in not only losing to a inferior side but the fact Ole didn't have a plan b. I've seen how toxic your match  threads get at times and your pulling each others hair out     I simply didn't want to get involved in any altercations which I believe I would have such the frustration I had on the nite.

No doubt bully boy had a field day on there but then that's what the thread is all about.    So my apologies to all apart from bully boy for not taking my medicine after a beating. Pretty sure we have all done it but it was a first for me. 

There you go Aussie tw@t. I've eaten my humble pie. 

You utter sh*t house 

Spend all this time on here but can’t take looking at the only relevant thread for you

I mean I like you Keith, I like your balls and gumption but not going in there cause you lost a game is proper shithousery

Ya fanny 

You utter sh*t house 

Spend all this time on here but can’t take looking at the only relevant thread for you

I mean I like you Keith, I like your balls and gumption but not going in there cause you lost a game is proper shithousery

Ya fanny 

Hey it's a first.  I've been honest, How many times you have lot! done  the same thing? Don't say you haven't either 

Guilty as charged your honour, I'm a sh!thouse. 

https://twitter.com/evra/status/1399327977817661440?s=21

https://twitter.com/evra/status/1399327977817661440?s=21

Unpopular opinion is i like Evra.

https://twitter.com/evra/status/1399327977817661440?s=21

Seen it Shabs.   

Christ if this is what you lot or like with city God knows what the other manc thread is like.   

Ian I'm afraid to admit I've not been on laugh at manc thread since the day of our final last Wednesday   

You'll be please to hear I was that gutted I just didn't have the stomach to read you all taken the p!ss. I'm actually waiting for the page to change to 785 so I don't get tempted to read past post.  It's the first time I've ever ignore the thread after you lot have reason to take the p!ss.

I'm still trying to swallow the bitter  pill but it's lodged halfway down my throat  . I'm drinking plenty of water and when we get to 785 I should be ok. 

I honestly think I might have snapped such the disappointment in not only losing to a inferior side but the fact Ole didn't have a plan b. I've seen how toxic your match  threads get at times and your pulling each others hair out     I simply didn't want to get involved in any altercations which I believe I would have such the frustration I had on the nite.

No doubt bully boy had a field day on there but then that's what the thread is all about.    So my apologies to all apart from bully boy for not taking my medicine after a beating. Pretty sure we have all done it but it was a first for me. 

There you go Aussie tw@t. I've eaten my humble pie. 

Hey I never even mentioned you but glad you lost and are miserable 

last one...for now   

Hey I never even mentioned you but glad you lost and are miserable 

#c**t 
I'm pretty sure someone did.  The times in the passed I've read where's Keith.  Has it gone to 785 yet. 

#c**t 
I'm pretty sure someone did.  The times in the passed I've read where's Keith.  Has it gone to 785 yet. 

No

No one is going to post again in there until you grow a pair and have a look 

Come on, get used to failure, you’ll need to as your lot are F***ing sh*te now 

No

No one is going to post again in there until you grow a pair and have a look 

Come on, get used to failure, you’ll need to as your lot are f**king sh*te now 

 
Not a chance, I get on with too many scousers on here and don't want altercations which at the end of the day you expect to get the p!ss taken out. I've almost swallowed that pill though so won't be long before I'm back on there.

I'll grow a pair when it reaches 785. 

Unpopular opinion is i like Evra.

Nah, total c**t, he could hand over all his wealth to me and I'd still think he's a c**t, wanna know why ?.....

































.........cos he's a c**t!

Just come up on my Facebook feed ( Man City Now News ) Harry Kane to join City for £160 million and on £400,000 a week wages. If true mighty  favs now to win the league again. 

If Sky Sports are right ( normally are ) then United and you lot have taken another body blow to winning the league if they get Grealish.   

Think they would be better suited as a out and out striker but maybe they put sterling in a strikers roll given Grealish will surly take his spot.

If Sky Sports are right ( normally are ) then United and you lot have taken another body blow to winning the league if they get Grealish.   

Think they would be better suited as a out and out striker but maybe they put sterling in a strikers roll given Grealish will surly take his spot.

Made me laugh as I recalled baldy bonce Guardiola saying about a month ago and I quote “there is no chance of us signing anyone with the price’s been quoted “
One month later and two £100 million plus bids lodged for Kane and Grealish bloody ridiculous money .

If Sky Sports are right ( normally are ) then United and you lot have taken another body blow to winning the league if they get Grealish.   

Think they would be better suited as a out and out striker but maybe they put sterling in a strikers roll given Grealish will surly take his spot.

A few rumours about Bernardo Silva leaving the club though... Grealish could possibly be a like for like replacement.

https://twitter.com/cosmicraeuk/status/1422593680184123392?s=21

Grealish in Manchester to sign up with th blue sh*te. 

May as well give oil merchants title now. 

Grealish in Manchester to sign up with th blue sh*te. 

May as well give oil merchants title now. 

I read a short bit from a writer explaining that City can sign both Grealish and Kane and still comply with FFP but it would likely take them selling someone like Sterling first. Basically when you sell a player you can deduct the entire amount against their amortized value (which is lower at the end of the contract) and when you factor in purchases of players, you don't incur the full amount, it gets amortized over the length of the deal. So they can certainly afford both. Just need to move on Sterling or Silva.

I read a short bit from a writer explaining that City can sign both Grealish and Kane and still comply with FFP but it would likely take them selling someone like Sterling first. Basically when you sell a player you can deduct the entire amount against their amortized value (which is lower at the end of the contract) and when you factor in purchases of players, you don't incur the full amount, it gets amortized over the length of the deal. So they can certainly afford both. Just need to move on Sterling or Silva.

That will be a tough ask given the wages Sterling and Silva are on, probably only 2 or 3 other clubs that can afford them.

I hope bringing in Grealish and Kane disrupts the harmony at City as there will be so many players competing for places.

Aside from Kane, De Bruyne, Dias and Ederson they will basically have 2 first teams to pick from.

If Grealish and Kane settle in immediately it will be extremely hard to see past them winning the title again.

And they might as well F**k FFP out the window too, shambles of a rule system that it is.

That will be a tough ask given the wages Sterling and Silva are on, probably only 2 or 3 other clubs that can afford them.

I hope bringing in Grealish and Kane disrupts the harmony at City as there will be so many players competing for places.

Aside from Kane, De Bruyne, Dias and Ederson they will basically have 2 first teams to pick from.

If Grealish and Kane settle in immediately it will be extremely hard to see past them winning the title again.

And they might as well f**k FFP out the window too, shambles of a rule system that it is.

City plays under their own set of rules. It's horrible.

If Grealish and Kane settle in immediately it will be extremely hard to see past them winning the title again.

Wouldn't matter if it took 6 months to settle in, with that squad we're all on catch up. However, you just know in that squad their pretty much unbeatable in a calendar year.

City plays under their own set of rules. It's horrible.

And still can't win Big Ears, I think that's F***ing hilarious considering it's the cup the Shiekhs want.

And still can't win Big Ears, I think that's f**king hilarious considering it's the cup the Shiekhs want.

It is heart warming to see City and PSG fail at winning the CL, i admit. F**k them.