The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

How many hatricks is this kunt getting this year?

Yep bit depressing isn't it?

Just keeps banging them in for fun, KUNT!

Yep bit depressing isn't it?

Just keeps banging them in for fun, KUNT!

And it’s why they will win league again 🤮

And it’s why they will win league again 🤮

they are two points in front of us because we didnt get our penalty at Chelsea. A fast start in the league does not always mean it can be carried through the season and they have the World Club thingy so its not over after 4 games even  UTD could win a top 6 place

they are two points in front of us because we didnt get our penalty at Chelsea. A fast start in the league does not always mean it can be carried through the season and they have the World Club thingy so its not over after 4 games even  UTD could win a top 6 place

You’re 100% correct! A fast start means Jack sh*te which is all the more worrying because City never come out of the traps flying. Please let’s no go there again with VAR. You’ve already had them go your way also. Except it’s part of the game now much as most of us hate it. 

Who said it was over after 4 games?  The only ones who say that post regularly in the knee jerk thread. London calling 😂😂😂

And it’s why they will win league again 🤮

No mate they won't..they have to play us twice... that's 6 points right there they will drop.

Just have to be in touching distance when it's game time versus them cuntz.

No mate they won't..they have to play us twice... that's 6 points right there they will drop.

Just have to be in touching distance when it's game time versus them cuntz.

Get on the  then who knows. 

Get on the  then who knows. 

I am always on

I don't turn off 

Yep bit depressing isn't it?

Just keeps banging them in for fun, KUNT!

I remember when some on here said he's injury prone ... muscle issues ... won't be as prolific in a proper league 🤣🤣🤣

I wish we had injury prone players like haaland.

Former Man City paedo scout Barry Bennell dead in prison from cancer.

These kunts are just as good as United & Liverpool were at their best, just remains to be seen if they win as many trophies. 🤮🤮🤮

These kunts are just as good as United & Liverpool were at their best, just remains to be seen if they win as many trophies. 🤮🤮🤮

They'll take some stopping...As to as good as those others you mention I'm not so sure. There were more teams around back then who could compete and get a result.....I can't imagine teams had 80% possession back then.

Can’t stand these cheating scumbags

Was discussing these c*nts in our office today and nobody feels they will meet with punishment severe enough to significantly alter the playing field once this PL investigation is complete. Lots of cynicism about those involved and money changing hands. I feel the league is a bit ridiculous with them in it at present. Totally undermines the competition.

Was discussing these c*nts in our office today and nobody feels they will meet with punishment severe enough to significantly alter the playing field once this PL investigation is complete. Lots of cynicism about those involved and money changing hands. I feel the league is a bit ridiculous with them in it at present. Totally undermines the competition.

I'm a bit optimistic that the Premier league will enforce a significant punishment on them. A lot of the other clubs have been talking a lot more about FFP. United, Newcastle and Wolves are obvious examples in the recent transfer window, clubs that would usually be expected to spend big have been quite public about staying within FFP.
Even City were not spending much money, although they have built up a very big squad during the years they were breaking FFP rules.
I think this shows that clubs are starting to take FFP seriously and maybe they know that City are going to be hit with a big punishment.

So looks like Nunes is a decent player after all

So looks like Nunes is a decent player after all

Fair to say Pep gets the best out of his players.
6 from 6 and KDB not even playing. 🤦‍♂️

So looks like Nunes is a decent player after all

Yep, amazing what £53m can get you nowadays. Man Cheaty, scraping by....

 
Wolverines
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If only City had spent another billion in the summer, they may well have salvaged a draw today....

More Dirt.

The UK government has been asked to reveal what steps it has taken to investigate whether Manchester City’s owner, Sheikh Mansour, assisted wealthy Russians on whom it has imposed sanctions in moving their assets to the United Arab Emirates.

Fair question.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1717186935427326293?t=iZUgKM64JBxtp6AfGxqYqw&s=19

I f*cking hate bernardo silva. Every year I hope that horrible c*nt leaves and every year hes still there ... being a c*nt

Fair question.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1717186935427326293?t=iZUgKM64JBxtp6AfGxqYqw&s=19

The FA won't find Man City guilty because the government have too much money invested in arms deals!!

Recently discussions took place between the government and UAE. City's 115 charges were discussed.

F**k all is going to happen to city.