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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4439: Jan 21, 2024 06:10:50 pm
      100% spot on. Maybe in a few decades time and the public have moved on, the truth will come out.

      There is absolutely no way the UK government will allow a foreign ally to be embarrassed and exposed for the benefit of football fans. They couldn’t give a F**k.

      Those charges are going to result in a slap on the wrist at best.
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      Reply #4440: Jan 21, 2024 06:38:28 pm
      Nothing will happen apart from a tiny fine and some kind of Amazon Prime documentary about it in 5 years when nobody gives a sh*t anymore.
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      Reply #4441: Jan 24, 2024 12:46:13 pm
      Nothing will happen apart from a tiny fine and some kind of Amazon Prime documentary about it in 5 years when nobody gives a sh*t anymore.

      That the same "All or Nothing" Amazon documentary that's trying to get us to do one, even though Klopp binned the idea off a couple of years ago when they approached us originally
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4442: Jan 24, 2024 03:07:09 pm
      There's another documentary on Guardiola tonight.

      Guardiola Chasing Perfection
      Watch Pep Guardiola: Chasing Perfection on BBC One on Wednesday, 24 January at 22:40 GMT, or on iPlayer.And you can delve deeper with an accompanying four-part Sporting Giants podcast series about the manager on BBC Sounds.

      A new BBC documentary - Pep Guardiola: Chasing Perfection - dives deep into the mind of arguably football's greatest and most influential coach.

      There are few superlatives left to describe 53-year-old Guardiola. In four years at Barcelona he won 14 trophies, including three La Liga, two Champions League and two Copa del Rey titles.

      At Manchester City, he has won five Premier League trophies in six years and last season he became only the second manager in the English game to wrap up the Treble of Premier League, FA Cup and Champions League.

      His brand of possession-based football has influenced the way the game is played all over Europe.

      Chasing Perfection is an hour-long study into a footballing idealist. We hear from players he has coached, such as Carlos Puyol, Manuel Neuer, Robert Lewandowski, Rodri and Kyle Walker.

      We also get insights from top journalists and prominent figures in his coaching team past and present - such as Manchester City director of football Txiki Begiristain and former assistant manager Domenec Torrent.

      Here are just a few takeaways.

      Barca gambled on Guardiola over Mourinho

      It may seem hard to imagine now, but Barcelona's decision in 2008 to appoint a relatively untested 37-year-old represented a considerable gamble at the time. At that point, Guardiola only had a year's experience managing in Spain's third division with Barcelona B.

      The other candidate for the job was Jose Mourinho, who had recently won two Premier League titles for Chelsea, after conquering the Champions League with Porto in 2004.

      Barcelona treasurer Xavier Sala-i-Martin says that "unfortunately, Jose Mourinho doesn't fit what we call Barcelona DNA".

      Mourinho had Barca history - he was an assistant manager to Louis van Gaal and Sir Bobby Robson at the Nou Camp in the late 1990s.

      Meanwhile, Guardiola was a graduate of La Masia Academy and, as a player, won the 1992 European Cup with Johan Cruyff's Dream Team.

      Putting Messi in midfield changed history

      Under Frank Rijkaard, Lionel Messi had been deployed with some success as a playmaking number 10 and on the right wing.

      However, it was Guardiola who arguably unlocked the eight-time Ballon d'Or winner's potential when he first decided to use him as a false nine in a match against Real Madrid in May 2009.

      "Pep was watching Real Madrid games and he realised when the midfielders put pressure on the midfielders of the other team, the defenders stayed behind, therefore opening up a space of about 30 metres," reveals Sala-i-Martin, explaining that Guardiola then had the idea to play Messi "not in the centre-forward role" but, rather, "in the midfield, with 30 metres to run"

      Ex-assistant coach Torrent remembers wondering "why on earth" his boss wanted to mess with things in such a crucial game.

      On the day, Barcelona recorded a historic 6-2 win over their most fierce rivals, Messi scoring twice. That season, they completed a historic sweep of La Liga, the Champions League and the Copa del Rey.

      "That day I think changed the history of football, the history of Barcelona and the history of Messi," says Sala-i-Martin.

      Regretting asking players for advice at Bayern

      In April 2014, having taken the head coach job at Bayern Munich, Guardiola faced his old foes Real Madrid in the Champions League semi-final. The German champions had won the trophy the previous year under Jupp Heynckes and there was pressure on Guardiola to do the same.

      Bayern dominated possession during the first leg at the Bernabeu, but went on to lose 1-0.

      Munich captain Neuer reveals that Guardiola had an uncharacteristic wobble and decided to canvas his players' thoughts on how they should approach the second leg.

      The team fed back that they would like to go all out in attack. They ended up losing 4-0 at home.

      "We strayed from the philosophy we'd had all year," says Neuer. "But then we realised we shouldn't have done it. He didn't listen to himself and asked us too much."

      Sala-i-Martin believes this was a turning point, when Guardiola decided he would from then on trust in his own footballing ideas.

      Rodri and the 2021 Champions League final

      In 2021, Guardiola steered Manchester City to the club's first Champions League final.

      Guardiola had not got his hands on that trophy since he won it with Barcelona in 2011. Eyebrows were raised, then, when he gambled by opting not to field either of his outstanding holding midfielders, Rodri or Fernandinho.

      Rodri reveals his manager "didn't explain" why he was being left out, saying that he had already decided his team "two or three days before the final".

      After Chelsea won via a goal from Kai Havertz, critics accused Guardiola of having overthought things.

      Ex-City defender Ilkay Gundogan defends his former boss, though.

      "He was always like that," says the German, adding: "I don't think it was something he was doing especially for the Champions League or big games."

      In 2023, City made it to another Champions League final. Rodri played this time. He scored the only goal of the match.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68069593
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4443: Jan 26, 2024 03:31:38 am

      Watch Pep Guardiola: Chasing Perfection on BBC One on Wednesday, 24 January at 22:40 GMT, or on iPlayer.And you can delve deeper with an accompanying four-part Sporting Giants podcast series about the manager on BBC Sounds.

      A new BBC documentary - Pep Guardiola: Chasing Perfection - dives deep into the mind of arguably football's greatest and most influential coach. 



      stopped reading there  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4444: Jan 26, 2024 03:35:08 am
      Peppy's whinging about Ceferin's recent comments regarding how UEFA were right to punish City when they were found breaching UEFA's version of the FFP rules (....the same ones they're charged with breaching in the Premier League's version of the same rules).

      https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68044867


      Pep Guardiola has told Aleksander Ceferin to "respect the procedure" in response to the Uefa president's comments regarding Manchester City alleged Financial Fair Play breaches.

      Ceferin recently told the Telegraph that Uefa "were right" to give City a two-year European football ban in 2020.
      .......
      "As a lawyer that he is and president of Uefa, he should wait and after do whatever he wants," said Guardiola.

      "He has to respect it and he has to wait. He has a lot of jobs to do at Uefa. A lawyer should respect the procedure and understand we have a right to defend ourselves."



      Apparently he doesn't like it pointed out that they've already been found guilty once (though, had it overturned on appeal to CAS) . He conveniently neglects to point out that the he appeal was successful on a technicality and not on the merits (or lack thereof) of the case.....

      For him to come out so vocally like this against UEFA, they must be getting really nervous over there at the Emptihad about what might come to light with the Premier League's charges.....

      Their Lawyers and Briefcase men must be working overtime behind the scenes......
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4445: Jan 30, 2024 06:14:38 pm
      Is this stuff coming out about Kyle Walker cheating on his wife "new" news or something old? Just seeing a bunch of reports that he's admitted to it.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4446: Jan 30, 2024 06:15:50 pm
      What a c*nt Kyle walker is ... fits in well in a team of 'cheating' c*nts
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      Reply #4447: Jan 31, 2024 02:24:44 pm
      Is this stuff coming out about Kyle Walker cheating on his wife "new" news or something old? Just seeing a bunch of reports that he's admitted to it.



      The "new" stuff is that whoever Walker cheated on his missus with, she's also having his kid as well.
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      Reply #4448: Feb 01, 2024 10:47:22 am
      The "new" stuff is that whoever Walker cheated on his missus with, she's also having his kid as well.

      He's had one with the other girl already. Now he's gone back for seconds, got her pregnant again while his own wife is pregnant. He's a c*nt plain and simple.
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      Reply #4449: Feb 01, 2024 11:41:03 am
      He's had one with the other girl already. Now he's gone back for seconds, got her pregnant again while his own wife is pregnant. He's a c*nt plain and simple.

      Yep born c**t and the ones he's knocking up look as plastic as the club he plays for.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4450: Feb 01, 2024 01:18:43 pm
      Made the mistake of having a look on blue moon, wanted to gauge the reaction from the game last night but what an absolute cesspit. Didn’t expect them to be praising us or that but the level of bitterness and hatred they have towards us is disgusting. I’d like to think on here there is at least some respect (for lack of a better word) and lines that shouldn’t be crossed but that just doesn’t exist over there.
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      Reply #4451: Feb 01, 2024 01:22:28 pm
      Made the mistake of having a look on blue moon, wanted to gauge the reaction from the game last night but what an absolute cesspit. Didn’t expect them to be praising us or that but the level of bitterness and hatred they have towards us is disgusting. I’d like to think on here there is at least some respect (for lack of a better word) and lines that shouldn’t be crossed but that just doesn’t exist over there.

      Absolute no respect for them from me. Frauds to the bone - they don't register on my anger because they are a false existence. I can only imagine City fans have sex dolls as wives because it's the same thing - they're in 'love' with something that isn't real. A hollow existence. The only emotion I feel towards them is that I feel sorry for them. Genuinely. A sad sad existence.
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      Reply #4452: Feb 01, 2024 01:57:57 pm
      Made the mistake of having a look on blue moon, wanted to gauge the reaction from the game last night but what an absolute cesspit. Didn’t expect them to be praising us or that but the level of bitterness and hatred they have towards us is disgusting. I’d like to think on here there is at least some respect (for lack of a better word) and lines that shouldn’t be crossed but that just doesn’t exist over there.

      Totally agree, I was on there few years ago and the members really are utter scum bags. So so bitter towards other clubs, especially you lot and United.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4453: Feb 01, 2024 07:09:01 pm
      Yep, agree with the above sentiments about Blue Moon. As bitter and twisted as you can get on the internet, and really not many braincells floating about either...
      But still, there's no better laugh when City are on the wane. The place is an absolute joy for us lurkers then, ;D....
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4454: Feb 02, 2024 11:53:57 am
      Absolute no respect for them from me. Frauds to the bone - they don't register on my anger because they are a false existence. I can only imagine City fans have sex dolls as wives because it's the same thing - they're in 'love' with something that isn't real. A hollow existence. The only emotion I feel towards them is that I feel sorry for them. Genuinely. A sad sad existence.

      Yep everything about this current version of City is fake.

      I'm sure there's loads of old die hards etc but even they sound like their pretending to enjoy the success, only have to listen to the nonsense Noel Gallagher comes out with when he's talking about them and he's apparently supported them his whole life.

      Everything just seems so manufactured and forced down to the trophy lifts, celebrations, stadium.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4455: Feb 02, 2024 05:48:17 pm
      Yep everything about this current version of City is fake.

      I'm sure there's loads of old die hards etc but even they sound like their pretending to enjoy the success, only have to listen to the nonsense Noel Gallagher comes out with when he's talking about them and he's apparently supported them his whole life.

      Everything just seems so manufactured and forced down to the trophy lifts, celebrations, stadium.

      Yeah, it's a sad state when rent a quote Noel has to be rolled out time and again to spout laughable nonsense on behalf of them. I suppose it's the only way he can make headlines these days because, judging by his latest album, he certainly ain't making any headlines with his music. Dire stuff.
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      Reply #4456: Feb 04, 2024 08:34:32 pm
      Come on Ivan Toney, cheat the Cheats!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4457: Feb 09, 2024 02:40:46 pm
      @martynziegler
      BREAKING: Premier League clubs have approved tougher new rules on associated party deals - sponsorship and player transfers - by the closest of votes: 12 votes to 6 with two abstaining.
      One club, suggested to be Man City, has warned PL it could face a legal challenge over these
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      Reply #4458: Feb 09, 2024 04:02:39 pm
      @martynziegler
      BREAKING: Premier League clubs have approved tougher new rules on associated party deals - sponsorship and player transfers - by the closest of votes: 12 votes to 6 with two abstaining.
      One club, suggested to be Man City, has warned PL it could face a legal challenge over these


      Jesus H Christ taking the piss to unimaginable levels!
      Citeh avoiding 115 FFP investigations by the FA are threatening legal action on the PL!

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      Reply #4459: Feb 10, 2024 12:24:39 am
      Stripped of their last 4 titles and demoted to the Conference League.


      cu*ts
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      Reply #4460: Feb 10, 2024 12:07:12 pm
      The fact the English footballing authorities are just allowing City to take the absolute piss out of them out in the open shows what kind of silly corrupt money is going on behind the scenes, anyone else and they would have the book thrown at them within a few days.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #4461: Feb 10, 2024 02:22:09 pm
      Boycott the two games against City and let the other 19 teams battle for the title fairly.

      Will never happen obviously but it’s one way of making these cheating cu*ts irrelevant.

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