The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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As poor as Man City have looked at Anfield for a long long time.

Would have been daylight robbery if Doku had stolen it at the end there. We're probably the only team that plays them with no fear. And it just makes the rest of the league look like the wet, sponge spined cu*ts that they are for turning over so easily against them.

And that's how the criminals prevail.

As poor as Man City have looked at Anfield for a long long time.

Would have been daylight robbery if Doku had stolen it at the end there. We're probably the only team that plays them with no fear. And it just makes the rest of the league look like the wet, sponge spined cu*ts that they are for turning over so easily against them.

I got the call on the last 20 mins wrong. Based on todays performance this may well go down to last game of the season. You lads could have nicked it, great advertisement for the Premier League once again.

I got the call on the last 20 mins wrong. Based on todays performance this may well go down to last game of the season. You lads could have nicked it, great advertisement for the Premier League once again.

As great as city are in the last 20 you need to think about how many matches we have won in the last twenty. Plus the fact that we seem to be the only team to give them very little respect and get right in their faces.

 

Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson is set to miss up to four weeks with the muscle injury he sustained in Sunday's Premier League draw with Liverpool.....

Ortega is no Kelleher, so it could be interesting...

What I am confused about with the FFP lark, is how lenient the fans of other clubs have been towards city. I imagined every club would have a huge banner with 115 and then spend the time when they are attacking shouting "cheats, cheats, cheats"

Even Everton & Forest fans haven't made any meaningful demonstrations

they have got off scot free from what I can see.

What I am confused about with the FFP lark, is how lenient the fans of other clubs have been towards city. I imagined every club would have a huge banner with 115 and then spend the time when they are attacking shouting "cheats, cheats, cheats"

Even Everton & Forest fans haven't made any meaningful demonstrations

they have got off scot free from what I can see.

They're seen as a saviour to football fans and the media. They've stopped us from winning.

If we had those charges against us the reaction from opposing fans/media would be much different.

Same with the narrative. There was a discussion somewhere the other day ... all the pundits asking if virg Ali keita etc were free. Conveniently ignoring us getting 145m for one player, allowing us to buy Ali and Virg etc and totally ignoring the net spend of city/united/Chelsea and climbing we were spending just as much.

Sad.

They're seen as a saviour to football fans and the media. They've stopped us from winning.

If we had those charges against us the reaction from opposing fans/media would be much different.

Same with the narrative. There was a discussion somewhere the other day ... all the pundits asking if virg Ali keita etc were free. Conveniently ignoring us getting 145m for one player, allowing us to buy Ali and Virg etc and totally ignoring the net spend of city/united/Chelsea and climbing we were spending just as much.

Sad.

Never been more clear than the ‘null and void’ crowd during our title season. It’s not just fans, media and pundits were well into that narrative. Simply wouldn’t have happened to other clubs

Kyle Walker subbed early during England game after feeling his hamstring

Kyle Walker subbed early during England game after feeling his hamstring

If you feel your hamstring not sure going back on to test it out is wise

If you feel your hamstring not sure going back on to test it out is wise

Im sure he wont be feeling it come the weekend.

Im sure he wont be feeling it come the weekend.

What I mean didn't fancy chasing Vini and there isn't a chance you give hammy another go if you feel anything

What I mean didn't fancy chasing Vini and there isn't a chance you give hammy another go if you feel anything

Indeed. He will be fine at the weekend ... a miracle. Abit like saka ... who was so injured he couldnt do any training at all ... yeah yeah.

On the flip ... something tells me we wont see Robbo this weekend

Struggling to sell out another FA Cup semi

I still can't believe that 3rd Foden goal, c**t was on the floor complaining to the ref about the free kick, get's up, get's it back and smashes into the top corner on his left peg. Quality goal, you ugly looking c**t but what for the life of me, were the Villa defenders doing?? They were like the 3 stooges back there.

Bet they defend for their lives with 10 men around the box against us!!! cu*ts...both Teams!!!

Dog turd outfits 

https://twitter.com/FIVEUK/status/1777776145167012252

Dog turd outfits 

https://twitter.com/FIVEUK/status/1777776145167012252

Weird...what is that all about? Jeans, black trainers and baseball jackets. Bell ends!!

Weirdos

That clothing brand is selling like hotcakes in the Seychelles. According to the books at City, they have sold 400 million tops and 500 million tracksuit bottoms there, with a population of 119 thousand. They have 1000s of items each and have all had to build extensions on their wardrobes....

#CitehNo1Club

Weird...what is that all about? Jeans, black trainers and baseball jackets. Bell ends!!

Why are they all dressed like PJ and Duncan?

Why are they all dressed like PJ and Duncan?

That's Manchester for ya!!