The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

FA Cup Final

Can't lie, I cheered a little when the Mancs scored their second goal against City.

City 0 v 2 Mancs after 54mins

It's good to see them pulled down a peg or two and Pep losing his F***ing mind

That’ll be Pep planning his departure now 

 

Cheating kunts got what the deserved. Can’t believe we beat the best team in the league but on 90 mins we were the best team, especially first half.

Pep said he got his tactics wrong. Didn't see the full match but I do think Pep underestimated United. Think there was an element in the United performance that said ' lets do it to show support for the Boss'. But they should've been at it week in week out.

Pep sleepwalked through it, got turned over and almost went into 'Basil Faulty' mode.

I'll give it one..ha....maybe a second......ha..

Pep said he got his tactics wrong. Didn't see the full match but I do think Pep underestimated United. Think there was an element in the United performance that said ' lets do it to show support for the Boss'. But they should've been at it week in week out.

Pep sleepwalked through it, got turned over and almost went into 'Basil Faulty' mode.

I'll give it one..ha....maybe a second......ha..

They got done by the same defensive display Ten Hag first tried at Anfield.

Defend, defend, defend and try and hit on the break.

They got done by the same defensive display Ten Hag first tried at Anfield.

Defend, defend, defend and try and hit on the break.

Not great to watch…. But it worked, you have to find a way around it we and City couldn’t

Not always about attractive football, granted I prefer that but when it’s a major trophy all that matters is you win, least that’s what you lot keep telling me when it suits your narrative.

Not great to watch…. But it worked, you have to find a way around it we and City couldn’t

Exactly, rival fans  wouldn’t  be moaning if being in the same position.

City parade taking place I don't need to comment but you can guess the turout

Manc Evening news saying "Thousands flooded the streets of Manchester"

Not really seeing that in the pictures though.

Same as D J Trump's inauguration.

Must be when the decision is due!!

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1794817638637383961

Must be when the decision is due!!

https://x.com/paddypower/status/1794817638637383961

If I remember righty Pete didn’t Pep say if city found guilty and charged he’d walk away ?

If I remember righty Pete didn’t Pep say if city found guilty and charged he’d walk away ?

Another baldy

Another baldy

United-City-Liverpool or baldy’s now. 😂😂😂

What a sh*te turnout for the victory parade, seen more people in the local pub

City winning only one cup this year is quite the climb down.. and now with Pep leaving, and the charges coming at them..

Could be a rough season ahead and the title is surely up for taking?

Step forward, The Slotmeister..... 

Step forward, The Slotmeister..... 

Do you think slothmeister will win you the league next year?

Do you think slothmeister will win you the league next year?

At  least use a capital S if you're going to wordplay on the bauld Arne's new moniker. You uncouth buffoon 

Back on topic. Realistically no....
because,  a new manager will always take time to bed his philosophy and ideas into any new team. The PL is a slug fest at the best of times and with Manchester Cheaty and Arse in the way, it's a matter of seeing what action taken in the transfer market in the summer by the traditional big 6 and now Aston Villa with Emery solidified in the manager's seat at Villa Park...
Let's see what The Slotmeister is given in the transfer pot to work with over the Summer...
A top 3 finish and a couple of of good cup runs is the expectation in my mind...
Actually, my biggest wish for the coming season's are, no marathon injury lists. That would be a great start and change...

YNWA

At  least use a capital S if you're going to wordplay on the bauld Arne's new moniker. You uncouth buffoon 

Back on topic. Realistically no....
because,  a new manager will always take time to bed his philosophy and ideas into any new team. The PL is a slug fest at the best of times and with Manchester Cheaty and Arse in the way, it's a matter of seeing what action taken in the transfer market in the summer by the traditional big 6 and now Aston Villa with Emery solidified in the manager's seat at Villa Park...
Let's see what The Slotmeister is given in the transfer pot to work with over the Summer...
A top 3 finish and a couple of of good cup runs is the expectation in my mind...
Actually, my biggest wish for the coming season's are, no marathon injury lists. That would be a great start and change...

YNWA

I used low case purposely as not giving him any cred till he earns it. 😂 Fed up of applauding how much I liked Klopp so nice to call your new manager. That could be slothmeister/slotmachine/slutmeister/slugmeister who knows. 

Moving forward…
Think you’ll do well to finish top 4 but yeah the summer window will educate us all In voicing our opinions with more accuracy. Can’t argue with you comments with the cheaters but openly said Arsenal will go even closer with a forward.
 
Billy no mates ( Billythered ) will probably try and get his money back that he lost last year due to him wearing his rose tinted glasses backing you lot to finish above Arsenal again, but it  ain’t happening. 😂

You’ll still have a list of marathon injuries ( as you call it ) next year as do the majority of clubs. United been in the same position as yourselves this year, it’s part and parcel of the game. Moaning about it is futile, just except it happens and unless you have a squad so strong in depth as City things won’t change next year.

Think you’ll make top 6 comfortably and probably top 4 but you won’t be fighting for the title like you was this year till United’s two games knocked the stuffing out of you.   

Cup games appears to be a chance when you consider if United can win the FA Cup with a poor team you lot can also. 

Same as D J Trump's inauguration.

Is that you Hilary

As Ten bob has mentioned we already have a team not a shower of ....well just leave it there