The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

Mancheater City caught cheating...yet again. Coming out late for the second half kick off.Numerous offences..fined a total of £2.09 Million.

Not related to the 115  (hundred and fifteen) outstanding charges Mancheater C face of alleged breaches of the competitions financial regularities.

Mancheater City caught cheating...yet again. Coming out late for the second half kick off.Numerous offences..fined a total of £2.09 Million.

Not related to the 115  (hundred and fifteen) outstanding charges Mancheater C face of alleged breaches of the competitions financial regularities.

Buttons to how much money they have. Bigger charges to face if the F.A.ever get round to it

Some effort if they get 81m for Alvarez

Some effort if they get 81m for Alvarez

Cooking the books as per

Who have they lined up to replace him??

81 million steep as fook

Who have they lined up to replace him??

81 million steep as fook

Probably Victor Osimhen from Napoli for about five million or so...

Who have they lined up to replace him??

81 million steep as fook

Unbelievable price for them to get that much for a so called No 2 to Haaland

Must be the lure of working with Simeone. Can think of the only reason why you'd move from City to Atleti.

Bonus for the rest of the Prem as he suits City's style of play more than Haaland.

Probably Victor Osimhen from Napoli for about five million or so...

He want to go to PSG

He want to go to PSG

What a waste of a career....

What a riveting first half of football that was! So much skill and fluency on the field. A spectacle to behold! This is what football is all about.

Said no one, ever.

Man City 0 v 0 Man Utd

Pep turning up in a T-shirt like he’s still on holidays

A typical charity shield game.

Pep turning up in a T-shirt like he’s still on holidays

Could of wore his jeans like Rafa at Wrexham

Rashford should of put Utd ahead then.

Ladyboy puts Utd ahead 1-0

Horrible c**t makes it 1-1, good header too.

Ah well pens by the looks of it.

He may not have the finesse of Ronaldo & Messi but what can you say about the lad. Is that 11 or 12 hatricks since joining City. 🤢 To think many doubted him. 

He may not have the finesse of Ronaldo & Messi but what can you say about the lad. Is that 11 or 12 hatricks since joining City. 🤢 To think many doubted him. 

So f***in what, he’s only doing what he was brought in for, yes of course he’s a brilliant striker, not saying otherwise but, waxing lyrical every time the Cnut scores is f***in annoying, not many are waxing lyrical about Salah breaking record after record and still banging them in at 32, let’s see if the ugly blonde one is still banging them in when he’s 32 ??



YNWA

So f***in what, he’s only doing what he was brought in for, yes of course he’s a brilliant striker, not saying otherwise but, waxing lyrical every time the Cnut scores is f***in annoying, not many are waxing lyrical about Salah breaking record after record and still banging them in at 32, let’s see if the ugly blonde one is still banging them in when he’s 32 ??



YNWA

Yes but isn’t Salah doing what he was brought into do?

Yes but isn’t Salah doing what he was brought into do?

Unlike Rasmus

He may not have the finesse of Ronaldo & Messi but what can you say about the lad. Is that 11 or 12 hatricks since joining City. 🤢 To think many doubted him. 

I agree he's a scoring machine but you watch other Teams, they don't even stand anywhere near him, they don't try to get him onto his weaker right foot. They just let him get the ball and shoot.

I expect Virg or Konate to be wearing him like a F***ing glove. Don't give the c**t any space at all.

https://x.com/sportbible/status/1830661170572992782?s=46&t=_4uI6CiVRqge8WqM7F37Iw

Yes but isn’t Salah doing what he was brought into do?

Yes he f***in is and more, for a winger, a winger mind, his stats are thru the f***in roof, he’s NOT a Out and out striker as is Haaland, who’s only job is to put it in the onion bag, you may have noticed or maybe not that Salah’s role has changed slightly in the last two seasons, especially since Mane departed,
He was regularly accused of being a greedy selfish player who would take on too many perhaps and try and dribble his way thru defences,
He still does to a extent but he has added more strings to his bow and for me we started seeing this more earlier last season, and in particular more this season, you only have to look at the assists against his name to see the changes ?


That ugly Cnut is a fantastic striker, he holds the ball up well and can muscle his way thru defenders but he hasn’t got the finesse of a Mo Salah, he certainly isn’t as fit as Mo Salah, he isn’t as nimble as a Mo Salah, and you can add Vision, Technique and desire to that list too, so arguably you get more for yer dollar with Mo, Simples !!



YNWA