The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

 

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They'll buy the 6 we need ... to replace his international team mate  ... cant make it up !!

Only three months till they dip £100m into the market to fix this little problem...

You’ll be happy bunny though won’t you wishing opposing players get injured. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

You’ll be happy bunny though won’t you wishing opposing players get injured. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Had no idea his injury was so serious yesterday horse. I wouldn't wish an ACL on anyone, God knows we've had enough of our own lads succumb to these over the years...
And anyway, shouldn't you's lot be worried about ETH's back, carrying that shower of turd all on his own till December when Mr Gareth Southgate waltzes into OT....

Bad news for Rodri who is a pivotal cog in City’s midfield, hope the lad makes a full recovery, it’s never nice seeing this kind of injury, Virgil, Gomez & Chiesa have been down that route and come through it with flying colours,
Depending on well he can heal he’s looking at six - nine months out, we managed fairly well without Virgil albeit different positions, he’ll be missed of course but City like us will cope,
if they were to lose De Bruyne or Haaland they’d struggle, losing those three no matter how much money they have would kill their season??

Bad news for Rodri who is a pivotal cog in City’s midfield, hope the lad makes a full recovery, it’s never nice seeing this kind of injury, Virgil, Gomez & Chiesa have been down that route and come through it with flying colours,
Depending on well he can heal he’s looking at six - nine months out, we managed fairly well without Virgil albeit different positions, he’ll be missed of course but City like us will cope,
if they were to lose De Bruyne or Haaland they’d struggle, losing those three no matter how much money they have would kill their season??

I think we'll see a fair few De Bruyne absences this season, his body looks knackered...
... and Haaland, his explosivness (not a real word, I know), could very well be his undoing too. A long absence from him and City may well struggle on all fronts...
Of course we'll need to be lucky on the injury front ourselves, especially midfield and defence, but let's see if anything happens in the January window. Either way, we need to be ready for City or Arsenal's failings, if there are any...

They'll buy the 6 we need ... to replace his international team mate  ... cant make it up !!

Yeah I think they'll sign a DM in January but they've still got to navigate three more months of the season before that.

Yeah I think they'll sign a DM in January but they've still got to navigate three more months of the season before that.

Don’t think they will sign anyone - they have players in their squad to fit in

Because of the charges at the moment they will be holding fire

Word is things are looking good for them so far. Their legal team tying the PL legal team up in knots.

As suspected 

Word is things are looking good for them so far. Their legal team tying the PL legal team up in knots.

As suspected

But it’s being dealt with by an independent panel not the PL

Word is things are looking good for them so far. Their legal team tying the PL legal team up in knots.

As suspected 

Sigh. Ive not changed my opinion in that nothing will happen. They tied uefa up in knots as well.

Amyone with a tiny bit of intelligence can see theyve cheated since the rules came in.

The problem is that they make alot of people in the PL very rich and the authorities are not going to bite the hand that feeds them. Nor will they want to upset the dark forces that exist out there, in the shadows ... the saudi lynch mob.

As you were, and get on with it will be the outcome. They control the authorities, the referees and they control the game. Simple

Word is things are looking good for them so far. Their legal team tying the PL legal team up in knots.

As suspected 

Think this is in reference to a different suit that doesn't have anything to do with the 115 charges. Also from what I've read, it's not really as much of a win for City as earlier thought (if this is the one regarding the premier league rules of how much teams can self-sponsor).

Think this is in reference to a different suit that doesn't have anything to do with the 115 charges. Also from what I've read, it's not really as much of a win for City as earlier thought (if this is the one regarding the premier league rules of how much teams can self-sponsor).

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That was what I read earlier. Is that about the case that City brought against the PL?

https://x.com/MikeKeegan_DM/status/1839288683414888575?t=o7xmM0D6PLfF4OBvATLKWA&s=19

That was what I read earlier. Is that about the case that City brought against the PL?

Yes I believe so, so not related to the 115 charges. 

What are the chances that the Man City players hold out a shirt with Rodri's name and number before their next match kicks off as if he's just died?

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