The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

Just gonna put it out there i think pep has been found out. Not as easy when the whole league is competitive and there are 4 or 5 other teams fighting for the league

Just gonna put it out there i think pep has been found out. Not as easy when the whole league is competitive and there are 4 or 5 other teams fighting for the league

Getting twatted 3-0 by Everton is some head wobbler.

https://twitter.com/eplbible/status/820742219443437570

We'll have to see how adaptable Guardiola is because at the moment his football is just not cutting it, like bringing a tin whistle to a heavy metal concert so far this season.

We'll have to see how adaptable Guardiola is because at the moment his football is just not cutting it, like bringing a tin whistle to a heavy metal concert so far this season.

Yeah, the way he's faffing about and experimenting; you'd be forgiven for thinking that he's been give a free pass this season.

With all the other big hitters in tip top form all his F***ing about (just for the sake of it) seems daft otherwise.

Got to say, for all the money spent on their squad they really aren't that good on paper (or on the pitch).

It's a very random collection of players ranging from average to very good.

Anyway, I don't really see them as a major threat to the title this year.

These cu*ts are determined to destroy football.

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/822388809904062464

These cu*ts are determined to destroy football.

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/822388809904062464

Bet he will ever even make it into the first team.

These cu*ts are determined to destroy football.

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/822388809904062464

I don't quite understand how this is possible, at that age are players attached to a club, are there registration documents etc?

Gabriel Jesus had a goal ruled out on his debut, then started in place of Aguero vs West Ham to which he bagged a goal and an assist.

Said he would be the end of Aguero at City and he's showing very promising signs of that being the case. They have hell of a player there.

Gabriel Jesus had a goal ruled out on his debut, then started in place of Aguero vs West Ham to which he bagged a goal and an assist.

Said he would be the end of Aguero at City and he's showing very promising signs of that being the case. They have hell of a player there.

Looking a class act at such a early age.

Looking a class act at such a early age.

Reminds me of Sterling, but actually a quality player and not hype.

City's attempts at trying to conjure up an atmosphere are cringeworthy to the extreme. Generic Oasis at half time and full time and the laughably dull Blue Moon sung before kick off masquerading as some sort of Manc You'll Never Walk Alone...a pound shop YNWA at that.

What a load of w*nk!

Keeper has to do better with Aguero's shot.
Falcao just scored 3-2
Some game

John Stones is one of the most overrated defenders of all time. Makes Skrtel look like Nesta.

Citeh have submitted planning permission to take off the top tier of the Etihad Stadium

Citeh have submitted planning permission to take off the top tier of the Etihad Stadium

Yep the emptyhad living upto its name .

Blue Moon forum has crashed. Don't know what's funnier - that or seeing every Blue Moon user registered from 2008/09 onwards!

So will the FA do something about this?

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39383967

So will the FA do something about this?

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39383967

They have been fined

They have been fined

A measly slap on the hand!

City really look at it today, 1-0 up and could be 2 or 3.  Would be good to knock Arse back a bit further.

City really look at it today, 1-0 up and could be 2 or 3.  Would be good to knock Arse back a bit further.

I prefer arsenal to win so we stay 3rd and knock the Mancs back to 6th