Trending Topics

      Next match: LFC v Brighton [Premier League] Sun 31st Mar @ 2:00 pm
      Anfield

      Today is the 28th of March and on this date LFC's match record is P26 W11 D3 L12

      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

      Read 454734 times
      0 Members and 15 Guests are viewing this topic.
      higgy_sham
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 3,264 posts | 796 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2231: Feb 24, 2019 09:36:59 pm
      Bonus that Laporte and Fernandinho are apparently out for the next few weeks, joining Stones and Jesus.

      Hopefully this starts a run of bad results for them, Fernandinho and Laporte are key for them.

      Aye? Happy days.

      Was flicking between it an the rugby, so didn't know that.

      Had Ireland +17 at even money when it was 16-13 I think it was, so was watching it. And it made my year.

      Flights, tickets and hotel bought and paid for for the Spurs game. Plus enough to pay off the 2 holidays we've booked thid year too.
      what-a-hit-son
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 16,466 posts | 4816 
      • t: @MrPrice1979 i: @klmprice101518
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2232: Feb 26, 2019 12:49:22 am
      Fernandinho and Laporte out for a few weeks.

      Fernandinho's injury a welcome bonus.
      7-King Kenny-7
      • Lives on Sesame Street
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • Started Topic
      • 44,014 posts | 5760 
      • You'll Never Walk Alone!
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2233: Feb 26, 2019 05:41:21 pm
      Fernandinho and Laporte out for a few weeks.

      Fernandinho's injury a welcome bonus.

      Likewise Laporte. He’s been filling in at LB. essentially weakens 2 positions with him being out, Stones too. Means they have to rely on an injury prone Kompany.
      waltonl4
      • Forum Legend - Shankly
      • ******

      • 37,585 posts | 7139 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2234: Feb 26, 2019 10:03:06 pm
      why does Fernandinho get away with all those disruptive fouls every game he gets away with it
      Madscouser
      • Forum Legend - Benitez
      • *****

      • 1,814 posts | 67 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2235: Feb 27, 2019 07:58:19 am
      why does Fernandinho get away with all those disruptive fouls every game he gets away with it

      Because he does. Like Ramos.

      Praying that West Ham get at least a point tonight - but more importantly, run them ragged after they played 120 mins plus pens on Sunday
      shabbadoo
      • Forum Legend - Shankly
      • ******

      • 29,420 posts | 4581 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2236: Feb 27, 2019 09:18:12 am
      Still cu*ts.
      Dadorious
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 9,882 posts | 1545 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2237: Feb 27, 2019 10:07:25 am
      Because he does. Like Ramos.

      Praying that West Ham get at least a point tonight - but more importantly, run them ragged after they played 120 mins plus pens on Sunday

      Zero chance of West Ham getting anything out of it mate.
      shabbadoo
      • Forum Legend - Shankly
      • ******

      • 29,420 posts | 4581 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2238: Feb 27, 2019 11:01:21 am

      Manchester City: FA investigates 'banned £200,000 Jadon Sancho payment


      The Football Association is investigating claims that Manchester City made a banned payment of £200,000 to Jadon Sancho's agent when the England winger was 14 years old.

      The allegations were made in documents published by Der Spiegel.

      It is alleged City paid Emeka Obasi when they signed Sancho, now at Borussia Dortmund, from Watford in March 2015.

      Young players cannot be represented by an agent until the year they turn 16.

      A City statement read: "The attempt to damage the club's reputation is organised and clear.

      "We will not be providing any comment on out of context materials purported to have been hacked or stolen from City Football Group and Manchester City personnel and associated people."

      How damaging are the Football Leaks allegations about Man City?
      Man City and Paris St-Germain are "cheating and should be punished"
      London-born Sancho, 18, joined City as a 14-year-old, when the Premier League champions paid £66,000 in compensation to Watford.

      FA rules state that clubs are not permitted to offer financial inducements to a player under 16.

      Der Spiegel - which has published a series of revelations in recent months, including allegations City deceived Uefa over financial fair play (FFP) rules - claims the club wrote a letter to Sancho's father which outlined how much they were willing to pay the player once he turned professional.

      The German magazine also says a City lawyer was "alarmed" that the letter could be deemed as a financial offer and therefore breaking the rules about offering inducements.

      Der Spiegel alleges City paid £200,000 to Obasi as part of a scouting contract to find players in central and South America. It claims the payment was in fact in relation to Sancho's transfer from Watford.

      Sancho never made a first-team appearance for City before moving to German side Dortmund for £8m in August 2017.

      He has been one of the star players for the Bundesliga leaders this season, with the club describing him as "one of the most exciting players in Europe" when they announced he had signed a new long-term contract in October.

      In April 2017, Liverpool were fined £100,000 by the Premier League and handed a two-year ban on signing academy players from other clubs for offering inducements to a 12-year-old academy player at Stoke City.
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47384193


      Ribapuru
      • Banned
      • *****

      • 10,843 posts | 1371 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2239: Feb 27, 2019 05:59:15 pm

      Manchester City: FA investigates 'banned £200,000 Jadon Sancho payment


      The Football Association is investigating claims that Manchester City made a banned payment of £200,000 to Jadon Sancho's agent when the England winger was 14 years old.

      The allegations were made in documents published by Der Spiegel.

      It is alleged City paid Emeka Obasi when they signed Sancho, now at Borussia Dortmund, from Watford in March 2015.

      Young players cannot be represented by an agent until the year they turn 16.

      A City statement read: "The attempt to damage the club's reputation is organised and clear.

      "We will not be providing any comment on out of context materials purported to have been hacked or stolen from City Football Group and Manchester City personnel and associated people."

      How damaging are the Football Leaks allegations about Man City?
      Man City and Paris St-Germain are "cheating and should be punished"
      London-born Sancho, 18, joined City as a 14-year-old, when the Premier League champions paid £66,000 in compensation to Watford.

      FA rules state that clubs are not permitted to offer financial inducements to a player under 16.

      Der Spiegel - which has published a series of revelations in recent months, including allegations City deceived Uefa over financial fair play (FFP) rules - claims the club wrote a letter to Sancho's father which outlined how much they were willing to pay the player once he turned professional.

      The German magazine also says a City lawyer was "alarmed" that the letter could be deemed as a financial offer and therefore breaking the rules about offering inducements.

      Der Spiegel alleges City paid £200,000 to Obasi as part of a scouting contract to find players in central and South America. It claims the payment was in fact in relation to Sancho's transfer from Watford.

      Sancho never made a first-team appearance for City before moving to German side Dortmund for £8m in August 2017.

      He has been one of the star players for the Bundesliga leaders this season, with the club describing him as "one of the most exciting players in Europe" when they announced he had signed a new long-term contract in October.

      In April 2017, Liverpool were fined £100,000 by the Premier League and handed a two-year ban on signing academy players from other clubs for offering inducements to a 12-year-old academy player at Stoke City.
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47384193


      It's only fair that they get docked ten points I think.
      waltonl4
      • Forum Legend - Shankly
      • ******

      • 37,585 posts | 7139 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2240: Feb 27, 2019 06:42:33 pm

      Manchester City: FA investigates 'banned £200,000 Jadon Sancho payment


      The Football Association is investigating claims that Manchester City made a banned payment of £200,000 to Jadon Sancho's agent when the England winger was 14 years old.

      The allegations were made in documents published by Der Spiegel.

      It is alleged City paid Emeka Obasi when they signed Sancho, now at Borussia Dortmund, from Watford in March 2015.

      Young players cannot be represented by an agent until the year they turn 16.

      A City statement read: "The attempt to damage the club's reputation is organised and clear.

      "We will not be providing any comment on out of context materials purported to have been hacked or stolen from City Football Group and Manchester City personnel and associated people."

      How damaging are the Football Leaks allegations about Man City?
      Man City and Paris St-Germain are "cheating and should be punished"
      London-born Sancho, 18, joined City as a 14-year-old, when the Premier League champions paid £66,000 in compensation to Watford.

      FA rules state that clubs are not permitted to offer financial inducements to a player under 16.

      Der Spiegel - which has published a series of revelations in recent months, including allegations City deceived Uefa over financial fair play (FFP) rules - claims the club wrote a letter to Sancho's father which outlined how much they were willing to pay the player once he turned professional.

      The German magazine also says a City lawyer was "alarmed" that the letter could be deemed as a financial offer and therefore breaking the rules about offering inducements.

      Der Spiegel alleges City paid £200,000 to Obasi as part of a scouting contract to find players in central and South America. It claims the payment was in fact in relation to Sancho's transfer from Watford.

      Sancho never made a first-team appearance for City before moving to German side Dortmund for £8m in August 2017.

      He has been one of the star players for the Bundesliga leaders this season, with the club describing him as "one of the most exciting players in Europe" when they announced he had signed a new long-term contract in October.

      In April 2017, Liverpool were fined £100,000 by the Premier League and handed a two-year ban on signing academy players from other clubs for offering inducements to a 12-year-old academy player at Stoke City.
      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47384193



      10 point deduction a lifetime ban on signing players or just a nice bung somewhere warm
      jimbo1962
      • Forum Ian Callaghan
      • ****

      • 867 posts | 101 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2241: Feb 27, 2019 10:20:10 pm
      Zero chance of West Ham getting anything out of it mate.



      Happy now?....at least they'd to fight hard for it
      shabbadoo
      • Forum Legend - Shankly
      • ******

      • 29,420 posts | 4581 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2242: Feb 27, 2019 10:22:22 pm
      Got a soft penalty..

      https://twitter.com/ovigril/status/1100870720068947971?s=21

      Anyway...still cu*ts.
      HScRed1
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 20,172 posts | 4401 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2243: Feb 27, 2019 11:06:42 pm
      Just seen MOTD F**k was that a pen.
      RedWilly
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 9,146 posts | 1619 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2244: Mar 02, 2019 04:16:06 pm
      City just scored and their fans start singing our Allez Allez Allez song :D

      Couldn’t be more plastic if they tried, stealing songs :D pathetic, nothing club.
      7-King Kenny-7
      • Lives on Sesame Street
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • Started Topic
      • 44,014 posts | 5760 
      • You'll Never Walk Alone!
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2245: Mar 02, 2019 05:09:01 pm
      There’s not many players I’d actually like to see get injured, but Kyle Walker is one I would love to see get smashed and come out of it with a broken leg. He’s a horrible c**t, cannot stand him.
      RedWilly
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 9,146 posts | 1619 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2246: Mar 02, 2019 05:15:31 pm
      There’s not many players I’d actually like to see get injured, but Kyle Walker is one I would love to see get smashed and come out of it with a broken leg. He’s a horrible c**t, cannot stand him.

      Got the most punchable face in the league him.

      Besides Kompany, who I absolutely can’t stand, but he would knock you in to next week :D
      Brian78
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 19,046 posts | 2741 
      • A Liverbird upon my chest
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2247: Mar 02, 2019 06:10:21 pm
      De Bruyne injured again..and stones
      FATKOPITE10
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 14,342 posts | 3368 
      • Liverpool fc give me tourettes
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2248: Mar 02, 2019 06:20:57 pm
      AussieRed
      • LFC Reds Subscriber
      • ******
      • 20,583 posts | 6643 
      • You'll Never Walk Alone
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2249: Mar 02, 2019 11:57:47 pm
      F**k 2  1 nil away wins in a row.

      That's stuff of Runners Up.   ;D ;D :D
      Swab
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 13,361 posts | 3462 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2250: Mar 07, 2019 06:29:19 pm
      Surely it's time to make sanctions actually hurt.

      I mean really hurt.

      A fine is F**k all to this lot.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47490375
      LMW
      • Forum Graeme Souness
      • ***

      • 364 posts | 112 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2251: Mar 07, 2019 06:34:59 pm
      Points deduction  ;D
      Swab
      • Forum Legend - Paisley
      • *****

      • 13,361 posts | 3462 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2252: Mar 07, 2019 06:37:31 pm

      I like your thinking  :laugh:

      But I can almost guarantee someone who doesn't see the joke will tell you that UEFA can't deduct points from them ;)
      RedWilly
      • Forum Legend - Dalglish
      • *****

      • 9,146 posts | 1619 
      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2253: Mar 07, 2019 08:35:58 pm
      About time an investigation was opened. The amount of smoke from there is ridiculous, they think the rules don’t apply to them and want to create this ‘pristine’ image and sheen, all the while cheating to do it.

      Quick Reply