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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2346: Apr 04, 2019 09:58:25 am
      Zinchenko out for a while, Delph out, Mendy out and Aguero currently out. Hopefully the injuries continue to mount.

      Your getting desperate KK wanting so many injuries  :D
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      Reply #2347: Apr 04, 2019 10:44:04 am
      Your getting desperate KK wanting so many injuries  :D

      Give it a few more games and I will consider selling off grandparents if that’s what it takes
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2348: Apr 04, 2019 10:58:57 am
      Why do people keep saying City are guaranteed to drop points?

      law of probability, why do you think they won't?

      In all seriousness 2-0 at home to a piss poor Cardiff team which didn't even try is not that impressive.

      If they beat Palace (away), Man Utd(away), Spurs(home), Burnley(away), Leicester(home) and Brighton(away) then fair play to them, but I would be astonished if they don't drop points.
      We may also drop points but I think its less likely, we have Southampton(Away), Chelsea(home), Cardiff(away), Huddersfield(home), Newcastle(away) and Wolves(home).

      Of the two sets of fixtures which would you rather have?
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      Reply #2349: Apr 04, 2019 10:59:11 am
      Give it a few more games and I will consider selling off grandparents if that’s what it takes

      Beat them on merit not by default  ;D
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      Reply #2350: Apr 04, 2019 11:29:53 am
      law of probability, why do you think they won't?

      In all seriousness 2-0 at home to a piss poor Cardiff team which didn't even try is not that impressive.

      If they beat Palace (away), Man Utd(away), Spurs(home), Burnley(away), Leicester(home) and Brighton(away) then fair play to them, but I would be astonished if they don't drop points.
      We may also drop points but I think its less likely, we have Southampton(Away), Chelsea(home), Cardiff(away), Huddersfield(home), Newcastle(away) and Wolves(home).

      Of the two sets of fixtures which would you rather have?

      City haven’t been as convincing as people think. 2-0 against Cardiff and Fulham, 3-2 against Swansea, 3-1 against Watford, 1-0 against West Ham and Bournemouth... a few of them goals were either offside or a dive for a penalty. Aside from Bournemouth, the opposition has created a couple of great chances too. I know we’ve not been all that convincing but our games include United and Spurs.
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      Reply #2351: Apr 04, 2019 02:37:17 pm
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      Reply #2352: Apr 04, 2019 02:41:07 pm
      Wankers....they had a sponsored ad pop up on my FB page.....small time toss pots.

      Even the all knowing guru Pep cant drum up more fans.


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      Reply #2353: Apr 04, 2019 06:47:15 pm
      Just hope Brighton get the stuffiest controversial 95th minute winner
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      Reply #2354: Apr 04, 2019 09:55:58 pm
      Why do people keep saying City are guaranteed to drop points?

      Because we support L.F.C. and we all have a wish that City will drop points.We all hope that Manure will take them to the cleaners.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2355: Apr 06, 2019 09:58:20 am
      Wankers....they had a sponsored ad pop up on my FB page.....small time toss pots.

      Even the all knowing guru Pep cant drum up more fans.
      City the Manchester equivalent to Chelsea ‘plastic flag waving gimps’.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2356: Apr 06, 2019 06:54:04 pm
      Brighton giving them a game, and Walker should have seen red!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2357: Apr 06, 2019 07:07:34 pm
      Struggling against Brighton in large parts, other than the goal I don’t think they’ve created anything remotely troubling for Brighton.

      Should have been down to 10 men too.

      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Reply #2358: Apr 06, 2019 07:22:30 pm
      Brighton giving them a game, and Walker should have seen red!

      If ever there was a defined 'freeloading b***ard' in football it would be that guy. Winning medals on the back of his team mates talents. Man City very much win titles in spite of Walker and not because of him.

      Even at international level he is running on the back of his far more talented team mates - of course, unlike Man City, this had its limitations as it was Walker's impotent defending against Croatia in the semi final that ultimately ended it for the English.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2359: Apr 06, 2019 07:22:41 pm
      Just about..
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      Reply #2360: Apr 06, 2019 07:27:42 pm
      Watford or Wolves will give Citeh a much tougher game in the final.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2361: Apr 06, 2019 07:40:32 pm
      Just caught up with this. One nil?? A goal in the fourth minute and nothing more? bas**rds!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2362: Apr 06, 2019 09:12:34 pm
      Just caught up with this. One nil?? A goal in the fourth minute and nothing more? Bas**rds!

      Sh*t goal too, Duffy just let the ball run through, could have easily hoofed it clear.

      City cheating their way through, seems to be controversy in each game they play.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2363: Apr 06, 2019 09:14:00 pm
      They look spent, Palace,Spuds & Mancs are going to take it out of them..
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      Reply #2364: Apr 06, 2019 09:15:18 pm
      10.000 fewer fans attended than Brighton🙄and that includes the 550 from the raheem sterling massive!!! sh*te club and even worse supporters
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      Reply #2365: Apr 06, 2019 10:32:56 pm
      They look spent, Palace,Spuds & Mancs are going to take it out of them..

      I thought that Walker should have had a Red and they looked leggy cant wait for Spurs to soften them up and burst that bubble
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      Reply #2366: Apr 06, 2019 11:19:05 pm
      10.000 fewer fans attended than Brighton🙄and that includes the 550 from the raheem sterling massive!!! Sh*te club and even worse supporters

      Truly embarrassing. And to think the gormless unfulfilled sheikh is probably planting supporters in there to try and mask a bigger problem. Let's also remember that last week Sunderland and Portsmouth got over 85,000 of their supporters into Wembley for the Checkatrade Trophy Final.

      Manchester City really are absolutely pathetic and my only shame is that it isn't a proper football club with real history that we're fighting the title with. They aren't our rivals because rivalry bestows an element of respect and something of a mutually shared history.

      They really are just a nuisance...like a hemorrhoid. You know they're there and you know that they'll make life difficult for you but you're far too embarrassed to admit their existence to anyone else.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2367: Apr 06, 2019 11:32:47 pm
      It’s a shame Saints are not playing them, a real hard pressing team would screw then up big style this time of the season.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #2368: Apr 06, 2019 11:33:57 pm
      Sterling gave away 550 tickets to a school he used to go to. They interviewed 4 of the students and who did they support? (Whilst wearing City scarves), Arsenal, Chelsea and 2 supported United. Couldn’t even pick out a single City supporter from a possible 550, yet Sterling is apparently their hero.

      No chance I’d be wearing a rival team scarf, don’t care who got the ticket.

      State of it!
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