The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

A club with real ‘soul’. Bless em.

Been more impressed with them this season than when they were breaking point records in the league a couple of years ago. Back then I found them boring to watch even though they were obviously a good side. This season though they’ve found different ways of playing/winning.

Very annoying that Man City, who are just another everton but who won the lottery, are on the verge of winning a european cup. It still winds me up that Chelsea have one.

As soon as footy was to be played behind closed doors I told a fellow red that City will win nearly everything.

Their football style suits no crowd. Just smother and suffocate you with interplay. They have a world class player in every position and that's so hard to compete with. They just keep coming every year.

This is what oil money gets you hey

As soon as footy was to be played behind closed doors I told a fellow red that City will win nearly everything.

Their football style suits no crowd. Just smother and suffocate you with interplay. They have a world class player in every position and that's so hard to compete with. They just keep coming every year.

This is what oil money gets you hey

That and used to playing in silence!!

Yawn already bored of hearing how special it would be for City to win the league, league cup and european cup, like it's never been done before!!

Yawn already bored of hearing how special it would be for City to win the league, league cup and european cup, like it's never been done before!!

It would only be know as the Micky Mouse treble coz we all know the proper treble is with the FA Cup. 

  Fantastic!

Rumoured is city are looking for offers for sterling and mahrez don’t know if any truth in it

Some of us still remember their players chanting about Salah's injury and the attacks by Roma fans that paralysed Sean Cox.

Hope they had the nightmares they deserved last night and I for one was lapping up their tears! Amongst the most unpleasant, unlikable group of footballers you will find.

Cu*ts.

The bold one is an absolute snide fraud kissing his silver medal at the end there. F**k off we all know you would have loved to have the gold one more than anything. Win it all costs him even if it means illegally doping yourself.

Rumoured is city are looking for offers for sterling and mahrez don’t know if any truth in it

Find that hard to believe as both can get in any team dispite lack of form.

https://twitter.com/DivaYnwa/status/1398740408897871873?s=19

Wonder what the tw*ts sang on the plane home this year !!

Find that hard to believe as both can get in any team dispite lack of form.

Neither would start for us.

Neither would start for us.

Dude, relax would you, people are allowed to have opinions that aren’t as rosy as yours. Keith has been on here a helluva lot longer than many of us, I think he’s earned the right to have an opinion.   

they might get into UTD's team but not in ours Sterling has gone backwards this season and Mahrez gets a nose bleed in his own half.

Neither would start for us.

Mahrez would fit in nicely and would start plenty of games - very much underrated at times

Another one.

Some of us still remember their players chanting about Salah's injury and the attacks by Roma fans that paralysed Sean Cox.

Some of us remember being at Stamford Bridge after Shanks died and what seemed like the entire Chelsea support singing "Shankly is dead! Shankly is dead!" to the blue-and-white-sh*te chant.

Chelsea or Man City?

It's like having to choose between 2 different types of dog sh*t, which is why I gave the game a miss.

Oh I'm gonna have some fun here 














Little Mix have held more European Cups than Man City! 😂🏆





All the way to Porto,
To end up in defeat,
Silent in the stands,
Running in the streets,
Antoino butted Kevin,
All paid for by Mansour,
First champions league final,
And they couldn’t even score
Allez Allez Allez
Allez Allez Allez

Christ if this is what you lot or like with city God knows what the other manc thread is like.   

Ian I'm afraid to admit I've not been on laugh at manc thread since the day of our final last Wednesday   

You'll be please to hear I was that gutted I just didn't have the stomach to read you all taken the p!ss. I'm actually waiting for the page to change to 785 so I don't get tempted to read past post.  It's the first time I've ever ignore the thread after you lot have reason to take the p!ss.

I'm still trying to swallow the bitter  pill but it's lodged halfway down my throat  . I'm drinking plenty of water and when we get to 785 I should be ok. 

I honestly think I might have snapped such the disappointment in not only losing to a inferior side but the fact Ole didn't have a plan b. I've seen how toxic your match  threads get at times and your pulling each others hair out     I simply didn't want to get involved in any altercations which I believe I would have such the frustration I had on the nite.

No doubt bully boy had a field day on there but then that's what the thread is all about.    So my apologies to all apart from bully boy for not taking my medicine after a beating. Pretty sure we have all done it but it was a first for me. 

There you go Aussie tw@t. I've eaten my humble pie.