The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

And still can't win Big Ears, I think that's f**king hilarious considering it's the cup the Shiekhs want.

Long may it continue too. However, they will be successful with big ears 21/22 season. 

£100mil for Grealish !! £100mil !! That’s just staggering

£100mil for Grealish !! £100mil !! That’s just staggering

Unbelievable. The bizarre adoration showered upon him by lager swilling nobs during the Euros was f**king weird in how unjustified it was. Not just beer swilling racists but F***ing weirdos with it.

He is good though Grealish. A mix of work rate and dribbling and passing ability.

100 mil is a lot of money but he will improve them again this season.

If they go on to add Kane into the mix for another 100 million then they ought to not drop a point all season on paper.

Awful for the league and the sport for the rest of us but they'll be happy enough and they might finally win a bloody champions league.

£100mil for Grealish !! £100mil !! That’s just staggering

Loose change for FSG 

https://twitter.com/ljxmes/status/1422918387714379778?s=21

https://twitter.com/ljxmes/status/1422918387714379778?s=21

Superb!

City signing Grealish, Kane, Messi, Ronaldo, or whoever else they will need to buy the CL, still does not guarantee anything, it does not make them infallible, it’s still 11V11 and they have to gel as a unit all working as a team, how many ego’s does it take to change a light bulb ?

They still have to find the right balance and keep all those big names happy, that dressing room won’t be a happy place once one or two fat heads are dropped, and the pressure on Pep has just went through the Etihad roof,  he HAS to deliver 4 fold and anything else will look like abject failure, personally I can’t f***in wait to F**k them over, and we will, Man City, once deemed the Citizens are rapidly becoming the most hated club on planet football……


……All the way to Porto
     To end up in defeat
     Silence in the stands
     Running in the street
     Antonio butted Kevin
     All paid for by Mansour
     First champions league final
     And they couldn’t even score
     Allez Allez Allez
     Allez Allez Allez……

F**k OFF CITY !!


                                                                             Y  N  W  A

City signing Grealish, Kane, Messi, Ronaldo, or whoever else they will need to buy the CL, still does not guarantee anything, it does not make them infallible, it’s still 11V11 and they have to gel as a unit all working as a team, how many ego’s does it take to change a light bulb ?

They still have to find the right balance and keep all those big names happy, that dressing room won’t be a happy place once one or two fat heads are dropped, and the pressure on Pep has just went through the Etihad roof,  he HAS to deliver 4 fold and anything else will look like abject failure, personally I can’t f***in wait to F**k them over, and we will, Man City, once deemed the Citizens are rapidly becoming the most hated club on planet football……


……All the way to Porto
     To end up in defeat
     Silence in the stands
     Running in the street
     Antonio butted Kevin
     All paid for by Mansour
     First champions league final
     And they couldn’t even score
     Allez Allez Allez
     Allez Allez Allez……

F**k OFF CITY !!


                                                                             Y  N  W  A

Grealish and Kane... two players who have won the sum total of F**k all in their careers.

Neither are world class. Excellent players perhaps but not world class. If Kane was world class he'd have taken Spurs to a major title or at least within touching distance of one. Bar a couple of matches in the Euros I don't think he was much cop for England. His actions this week have also proven that he isn't exactly an honourable type.

Not worried at all by these, if anything they are strengthening knowing we’re coming back up the road..

Wonder if they will now go for Messi? Espically with Pep at the realm

Wonder if they will now go for Messi? Espically with Pep at the realm

If so it'll not be long before Kane goes back to Spurs training with his tail between his legs 

Wonder if they will now go for Messi? Espically with Pep at the realm

Probably.

Sure he's free and only a measly £20 million a year salary. Use the £100 mill spare change to buy Kane.

It's not like anyone is going to stop them buying another league title.

Messi will
Likely end up in the states..

Messi will
Likely end up in the states..

12/1 that PSG favs at 10/11 City 3/1

Lfc 25s

I thought he's been offered a 5 year at Barca based on a 40% pay cut? Obviously a 40% cut on paper with the rest paid in a brown envelope like.

Club have an official statement out saying he's leaving mate.

I thought he's been offered a 5 year at Barca based on a 40% pay cut? Obviously a 40% cut on paper with the rest paid in a brown envelope like.

Think that new deal was subject to them moving on a few other high earners which they've failed to do.

F***ing corrupt UEFA what ever happened to financial fair play?

Oh right, I'm avoiding footy news so hadn't seen.

'Mega rich clubs only need apply' it is then.

Aye PSG in talks already.

Aye PSG in talks already.

Yup he'll go to PSG.

And the fuckers still won't win the CL.

Messi will
Likely end up in the states..

Rumor around MLS is that City Football Group would offer him a contract that would see him play a couple years at Citeh then finish at NYCFC.

Rumor around MLS is that City Football Group would offer him a contract that would see him play a couple years at Citeh then finish at NYCFC.

Same set up Lampard had..?

Rumor around MLS is that City Football Group would offer him a contract that would see him play a couple years at Citeh then finish at NYCFC.

Wouldn’t surprise me at all. At 34 he still has a couple years in Europe before heading to MLS.